hoping2heal Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Best phrase I have ever read on LS. Ever. That and maybe I'm just hoping it will catch fire, so people who don't already know that 'Just Sayin isn't really funny or clever. 'Unicorn Pootie
OnlyJake Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 I don't get it. Where did you read this? Can you link it?
Author hoping2heal Posted January 20, 2010 Author Posted January 20, 2010 OK, this guy is an amateur, I'm a -much- better gender baiter than he is or will ever be In fact, his rant is more a commentary on the state of MEN than of women. Women don't get spoiled without someone doing the spoiling, and who does that? other women? Hell no, other women are too busy tearing each other down to spoil anyone. Men are the spoilers of women. Men are the daddies that raise daddy's lil princess. Men are the ones who allow women to escape any sort of social or cultural accountability for the same level of bad choices that get men branded. Men are the ones who reward only physical beauty in women and then complain when women develop shallow attitudes because of it. Men are the ones who try to buy affection from women as the lazy way out instead of making themselves attractive and desirable in other ways. Men are equally responsible with women for the transactional nature of many male/female social interactions. Women didn't wake up one day and say "Oooo, wonder if I can create a culture whereby all I have to do is look pretty and people will fawn all over me?" We all had a hand in that state of affairs. We have all readily worn the yoke of the modern media-consumer state and become good little consumers. We all rewound over and over when Janet's titty flopped out at the Super Bowl. We all watched Pam and Tommy. We all watched Paris. We all have our 250 channels full of raw sex appeal. Speaking of Paris, does anyone ever stop to realize what the interest on $50 mill will buy in terms of a publicist? or an ARMY of publicists? Hilton trusts probably let her hire "staff," but betcha they place strict limits on "partying money" and allowance. That girl can go and do anything in the world for free, no matter the cost, because she hired the right publicist(s). Do you think she actually pays for anything she does... ever? I think she is a frikkin genius. As far as his wondering why women never mature out of this? People aren't stupid. When women see men literally worshipping at the altar of female beauty, who can blame them for going to and staying on the dark side. Hell I would. Give me a bevy of supplicants and I'd sit right up on that throne like ole Jabba T. Hutt basking in all the attention. Finally as far as facebook goes, I think that's what his whole rant is about at the core, he's pissed at the perpetual vanity updates women post "I'm breastfeeding rugrat, ouch that hurts my nipples!" "I'm cleaning out a closet, what's that in the corner? Ewwwwwww JOHHHHHNnnn you PROMISED!" "I'm making cupcakes with rainbow unicorn sprinkles made from real unicorn pootie!" We knew women loved to chitter chatter about nothing already, old news. So what? Posted originally by meerkat stew.
OnlyJake Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Posted originally by meerkat stew. Is he single? :love::love:
Author hoping2heal Posted January 20, 2010 Author Posted January 20, 2010 Is he single? :love::love: go get him tiger.
meerkat stew Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Much too old for either of you, but thanks for the encouragement! Will try to come up with more imaginary animal excrement terms for your amusement.
Author hoping2heal Posted January 20, 2010 Author Posted January 20, 2010 Much too old for either of you, but thanks for the encouragement! Will try to come up with more imaginary animal excrement terms for your amusement. That's okay. I already have a man to cater to me and lift my big screen tv lest I break a nail trying to productively contribute to society.
OnlyJake Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Much too old for either of you, but thanks for the encouragement! Will try to come up with more imaginary animal excrement terms for your amusement. I'm crushed! You're still my internet crush though
Author hoping2heal Posted January 20, 2010 Author Posted January 20, 2010 Yes, come on grampa give her a chance. OnlyJake..would you be willing to pay half for his polident post date? Meer Cat are you willing to pull out her chair before you park your walker?
meerkat stew Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 I'm crushed! You're still my internet crush though You had me at "What's so bad about Smirnoff Vodka?"
OnlyJake Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Yes, come on grampa give her a chance. OnlyJake..would you be willing to pay half for his polident post date? Meer Cat are you willing to pull out her chair before you park your walker? What a matchmaker You had me at "What's so bad about Smirnoff Vodka?" And romantic, too!
meerkat stew Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Yes, come on grampa give her a chance. OnlyJake..would you be willing to pay half for his polident post date? Meer Cat are you willing to pull out her chair before you park your walker? Incidentally, my ex ex ex GF in 2008 was 23... she had no complaints, had to let her go because she just couldn't "keep up." It's a rascal scooter, not a walker! Walkers are not in this year. And of course I would pull out Jake's chair when she took me out to a nice dinner.
OnlyJake Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Incidentally, my ex ex ex GF in 2008 was 23... she had no complaints, had to let her go because she just couldn't "keep up." It's a rascal scooter, not a walker! Walkers are not in this year. And of course I would pull out Jake's chair when she took me out to a nice dinner. LoL 23? And you think I'm young? I see, you were just trying to let me down easy! As long as you know the "What do you recommend here?" rule, I'll have no problem treating you
meerkat stew Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 As long as you know the "What do you recommend here?" rule, I'll have no problem treating you Surf and turf, babeeee, surf and turf!
Pizzaman81 Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Actually "Unicorn Pootie" does sound outdated.. like someone from the 1950s would say.. "Take that you unicorn pootie! you nincompoop... knucklehead!!"
OnlyJake Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Surf and turf, babeeee, surf and turf! LoL I hope that means you'll share a calamari app with me!
meerkat stew Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Surf and turf can be calamari and a hamburger in the right company! My favorite surf and turf is actually ceviche and beef carpaccio, small plates, so your wallet should remain undevastated. We oldsters have usually developed some style in our dining. I will buy the bottle of Smirnoff! and will not do the "slow wallet" trick some women complain about in other threads, whatever the hell that is. If I'm slow getting my wallet out it's because my "rheumatis" is actin up.
meerkat stew Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Actually "Unicorn Pootie" does sound outdated.. like someone from the 1950s would say.. "Take that you unicorn pootie! you nincompoop... knucklehead!!" I saw it in the little known cult film, "The Three Stooges versus My Little Pony" years ago
OnlyJake Posted January 20, 2010 Posted January 20, 2010 Surf and turf can be calamari and a hamburger in the right company! My favorite surf and turf is actually ceviche and beef carpaccio, small plates, so your wallet should remain undevastated. We oldsters have usually developed some style in our dining. I will buy the bottle of Smirnoff! and will not do the "slow wallet" trick some women complain about in other threads, whatever the hell that is. If I'm slow getting my wallet out it's because my "rheumatis" is actin up. Mmmmm ceviche. There's a place near me that did it really well ; I was disappointed when they changed their menu. And Smirnoff?! Perfect Dutch date
Author hoping2heal Posted January 21, 2010 Author Posted January 21, 2010 Actually "Unicorn Pootie" does sound outdated.. like someone from the 1950s would say.. "Take that you unicorn pootie! you nincompoop... knucklehead!!" In the 50's? That's impossible! Unicorns weren't around until the 60's when people started riding them around strawberry fields.
Author hoping2heal Posted January 21, 2010 Author Posted January 21, 2010 Mmmmm ceviche. There's a place near me that did it really well ; I was disappointed when they changed their menu. And Smirnoff?! Perfect Dutch date Wow. I think my work is done here.
Mr White Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 I prefer an unicorn with gag ball, nip clamps, and a spiked collar to unicorn pootie.
meerkat stew Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 I prefer an unicorn with gag ball, nip clamps, and a spiked collar to unicorn pootie. I think there are some of those in the porn version of "Legend."
Crazy Magnet Posted January 21, 2010 Posted January 21, 2010 I am so tempted in this moment to make that my facebook status.......
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