Dave1234 Posted December 28, 2003 Posted December 28, 2003 well what is the obvious question that a female accepts when a male proposes for a little bit of a dic-lay more spesificaly what does a male say to a female so that she will give him a little-bit of maybe some sex?????????????????? perhaps a quality-approach to this problem is from time-to-time to walk through the female locker-room and if the women cry to say maybe "i dave am just passing through" and then the next time%$%$&%$ just maybe they will say there is that guy that just passes through from time-to-time this affect should work fro a dick-lay well i dave will name this tecniqeu the worm-method fro a dick-lay and the obvious next thought is opne which is of course inspired by a forthcoming celebrithy who i will keep a secret but i dave will tell you shackers that maybe this is one richard GEre!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why do i observe the females in a manner behind the false-wall to seek pleasure not from a man and why do a man-boob-lover seek not a dick-lay from Hortense Tony and not fro a female such as Marta!!!!!!! jklkl
Author Dave1234 Posted December 28, 2003 Author Posted December 28, 2003 and i dave wil;l become friends with mrs oconnel because she may be close to death as she is old and maybe will have some gold hiddin in her home and i dave will be come rich apon her demise and this gold is beneth the floor-bords
Tony T Posted December 28, 2003 Posted December 28, 2003 Dave, it would seem to me that your medication has not yet sufficiently saturated your system to create a blood level whereby your dick-lays would be satisfying. Also, I sense you lack clarity of thought and therefore will fail at any attempt to get your love tool into the cave of life with the forward thrust necessary to create pleasure. Wait a few weeks until the meds settle in and try again. Meanwhile, you make a hell of a lot of sense. I think neither one of us is being deleted here so far because people here feel sorry for the both of us or they are scared as hell you or I may be saying something very important that's going right over their heads! Pop a nickle and up a frog with the cigarette lighter, sex for five tonight.
moimeme Posted December 28, 2003 Posted December 28, 2003 or they are scared as hell you or I may be saying something very important that's going right over their heads Then there are those of us who are trying, and failing badly, to mesh the image of PeeWee and the description of 'sex-starved love bundle' ! Basically, I'm staying out of malls and avoiding teabags and picnic tables from now on
yogi-mon Posted December 28, 2003 Posted December 28, 2003 dave! thats kind of kinky, but also kind of scary. I sense you really want to get laid. There is a way... one way..
HokeyReligions Posted December 28, 2003 Posted December 28, 2003 what does a male say to a female so that she will give him a little-bit of maybe some sex Find a girl on a street corner and give her $5,000. Close your eyes and call her Marta. Provide your own condom.
cindy0039 Posted December 28, 2003 Posted December 28, 2003 Originally posted by HokeyReligions Find a girl on a street corner and give her $5,000. Close your eyes and call her Marta. Provide your own condom. $5,000!!! Wow, Hokey, that's one expensive...um...dick-lay.
crysiet Posted December 28, 2003 Posted December 28, 2003 Dave, your post is hard to read. I could, however guess that you want to get laid. I want to get laid, too. The difference is that I can get laid, but... er.. girl problems mess things up. Consider yourself lucky that you are the only one preventing your self from a dick lay. I dont have control over my problem.
moimeme Posted December 28, 2003 Posted December 28, 2003 Hokey must live in a VERY upscale part of town!
HokeyReligions Posted December 28, 2003 Posted December 28, 2003 Well, it's the holidays and hookers gotta buy presents too! $1,000 a minute seems reasonable for a dick-lay and being called "Marta" by Dave!
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