DustySaltus Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 So me and the "golden girl" came back to my place last night and we get ready to go to bed. I go into the kitchen for a second and I hear "OWWWWWWWWWWW" coming from the bedroom. I run in and she says that she was poked by some sharp object under my sheet. Of course it was an earring. Who's earring? Could only be one person.....My maid. Yes, we have a maid, although I have never seen her. So of course she asks me who's it is and I tell her it has to be my maids OR one of my roomates desecrated my bed . The sheets were changed and I had slept on the bed the night before....I definetly would've felt it. So, she says she believes me but what do you think.......does she really? I mean it's the truth...
temple Posted January 12, 2010 Posted January 12, 2010 Hmm, something tells me you're going to be made to revisit this little occurrence again... oh and it'll be when you least expect it Be prepared!
New Again Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 Well I recently found some girl's shirt in my now-ex-bf's room (broke up for other reasons) and I decided to believe him, even though he had a really lame "explanation." If this girl is a normal, healthy, well-adjusted girl, I'm sure she really does believe you. However, I don't think most girls fall in that category, so no, she probably doesn't really believe you.
Stockalone Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 I think it's funny that you have a maid that you have never seen. How could that earring have gotten there? a) "Golden girl" (actually, it's not nice if we call her that) placed the earring herself and in a week or so she will say that she will forget about finding that earring in exchange for that special shower she wants. b) One of your roommates was having fun with the maid in your bed. c) It really is the maids earring and it's all completely harmless and your girl believes you. Good luck with that... I think she'll give you the benefit of the doubt this time. But you better hope the maid never loses a bra or her panties while she makes your bed...
threebyfate Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 I don't even believe you!I'm with you on this one!
Holding-On Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 Do you do your wash at a laundromat? It could have gotten into your sheets then. Given that you have a maid, I'm thinking no but I'm just putting it out there. Did your roommate arrange the maid through a service? I'm scratching my head at how you got a maid without meeting her first.
New Again Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 I'm scratching my head at how you got a maid without meeting her first. I once moved in with roommates who had hired a maid; I never saw him either. I didn't have anything to do with hiring him, and I was never around when he came over to clean.
Left in a Lurch Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 She does not really believe you. Sorry to say, the only way you can rescue the relationship is if you let her give you a Cleveland Steamer.
Author DustySaltus Posted January 13, 2010 Author Posted January 13, 2010 I never met the maid. She has come 3 or 4 times already but it's always when I am at work. When i got back that day the sheets were changed and my bed was made but i never sat on it until later that night when the incident happened. The last girl I had there was the "dead fish" a few weeks ago, but I definetly would've seen it by now, or the maid would've picked it up. You don't think she planted it there did she? I mean I was in the other room. It's sad that I even have to ask this question isn't it? I guess i'll figure it out when the maid comes next week...i'll leave her a note. I did have a thing for my grandfather's nurse at one point in high school but I think he may have beat me to it.
Author DustySaltus Posted January 13, 2010 Author Posted January 13, 2010 She does not really believe you. Sorry to say, the only way you can rescue the relationship is if you let her give you a Cleveland Steamer. :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
SoulSearch_CO Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 Hmm, something tells me you're going to be made to revisit this little occurrence again... oh and it'll be when you least expect it Be prepared! Yep Well I recently found some girl's shirt in my now-ex-bf's room (broke up for other reasons) and I decided to believe him, even though he had a really lame "explanation." If this girl is a normal, healthy, well-adjusted girl, I'm sure she really does believe you. However, I don't think most girls fall in that category, so no, she probably doesn't really believe you. Yep. I don't even believe you! And yep. I think you're screwed.
Art_Critic Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 The last girl I had there was the "dead fish" a few weeks ago, I'm betting this is it.. Does the maid make your bed ? has she made your bed since the last girl you were banging was there ? I'm betting the maid didn't lose her earring in your bed.. it is possible but I doubt it... I think it was from the last girl you had there... So...... No recovering from this.. tick tock.. tick tock...
dazzle22 Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 Maybe the "dead fish" IS the maid... I think you are telling the truth, but I would never believe that "the maid I have never seen must have left it there". But who knows, maybe she'll find you more interesting if she thinks you are a "playa"...
tami-chan Posted January 13, 2010 Posted January 13, 2010 The maid? ..... I guess your maid does not smoothen out the sheets/ blanket/comforter. Otherwise, she would have felt the "bump". She needs to learn how to properly make beds. Does she even fluff your pillows?
Author DustySaltus Posted January 13, 2010 Author Posted January 13, 2010 I'm betting this is it.. Does the maid make your bed ? has she made your bed since the last girl you were banging was there ? I'm betting the maid didn't lose her earring in your bed.. it is possible but I doubt it... I think it was from the last girl you had there... So...... No recovering from this.. tick tock.. tick tock... The maid has probably made my bed two or three times since the last girl was there. I've also been sleeping on it and I DEFINETLY would've felt this thing over the course of a few minutes, let alone a couple of weeks. Unless it was stuck in the actual mattress and eventually came out, but what kind of maid doesn't run her hands across the mattress? I've just started to be exclusive with the girl too so it's not like it's 6 months already where it could be a bigger problem. It probably doesn't help that her last bf cheated on her after 3 years together. But I have not done anything behind her back, it's just a matter of her believing me.
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