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Would you date a man who got hemorrhoids strictly because he sat on his arse all day(say its an office job), just so he can provide you with what you need? If he sacrificed his rectum for money and your well being, would you still pass him up? :)

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No truer words have been spoken...
Trimmer, I only speak the truth. If you notice, people can attack me all they want but not one has a valid argument.
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TBF, I wonder if you would recommend the same to men about women with hemorrhoids?

 

Of course not, those wouldn't even be hemorrhoids, but "her-arrhoids," and the proper course in dating is to only date other sufferers, so that the happy couple can enjoy their "his-and-hers-arrhoids" together.

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Of course not, those wouldn't even be hemorrhoids, but "her-arrhoids," and the proper course in dating is to only date other sufferers, so that the happy couple can enjoy their "his-and-hers-arrhoids" together.

 

LOL....:lmao:...you are hopeless.....

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I don't think it's nice to make fun of hemorrhoids, they can be life threatening if not treated properly. I knew someone who was rushed to the ER because one of theirs exploded.

 

I think we, as a community, really need to educate ourselves on hemorrhoids and if you know someone who has them, you should be their friend, not foe.

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I don't think it's nice to make fun of hemorrhoids, they can be life threatening if not treated properly. I knew someone who was rushed to the ER because one of theirs exploded.

 

I think we, as a community, really need to educate ourselves on hemorrhoids and if you know someone who has them, you should be their friend, not foe.

 

How are they life threatening?

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What the hell....

 

What if your date got hemorrhoids later on after you become serious or even marry. Are you going to dump him for it?...get a divorce?....??!?..?

Sheesh even if my girl become incontinent I'd still stick by her....things like that happen and it's not a reason to avoid them for it.

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How are they life threatening?

 

Because they are masses of tissue, and contain enlarged blood vessels. If there is too much pressure, they explode.

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I must say that this thread truly reflects the state of LS, as it currently is!

 

Thanks to everyone who've participated.

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Because they are masses of tissue, and contain enlarged blood vessels. If there is too much pressure, they explode.

 

Wow, I did not know that, sorry if my comments were insensitive. As far as exploding goes, are we talking firecracker, frag grenade or C4 charge type of explosion?

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I must say that this thread truly reflects the state of LS, as it currently is!

 

What state is that..... I don't get it.... So this was another test of yours?

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Wow, I did not know that, sorry if my comments were insensitive. As far as exploding goes, are we talking firecracker, frag grenade or C4 charge type of explosion?

 

Oh that's okay.

 

I'm not sure what the exploding capacity was when it exploded, I wasn't there, Thank God :sick::lmao:

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What state is that..... I don't get it.... So this was another test of yours?
It's not a test. Just being authentic...
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Because they are masses of tissue, and contain enlarged blood vessels. If there is too much pressure, they explode.

 

I don't see how you lose that much blood over this?

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Oh that's okay.

 

I'm not sure what the exploding capacity was when it exploded, I wasn't there, Thank God :sick::lmao:

 

No doubt! Was just wondering if this might have military applications we don't know about. They could be feeding suicide bombers in training nothing but beer and cheese out in the desert somewhere!

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I don't see how you lose that much blood over this?
I tend to believe CLC. What she's done is to emphasize why it's key, within a relationship, to not date men with hemorrhoids, due to shortened life span.
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No doubt! Was just wondering if this might have military applications we don't know about. They could be feeding suicide bombers in training nothing but beer and cheese out in the desert somewhere!

 

LOL!!!!! oh gosh...this is enough...I am out!

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GIVE ME A BREAK THATS NOTHING i WOULD NOT MIND AT ALL.iT IS THE TRUE ***HOLES i DONT WANT.:o:bunny:

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anally invigorating

 

You very nearly owed me a new keyboard because of that.

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I don't see how you lose that much blood over this?

 

Not blood loss. Infection.

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GIVE ME A BREAK THATS NOTHING i WOULD NOT MIND AT ALL.iT IS THE TRUE ***HOLES i DONT WANT.:o:bunny:
Same area, different day. Hemorrhoids are primarily internal, arseholes are always external. Quit being so superficial in your mate selection. :mad:

 

Men with hemorrhoids have issues. No one can dispute this. Also, if you consider a shortened lifespan, what man isn't likely to cheat? Avoid like the plague Ladies. You won't regret listening to my advice. Don't listen to men who give you advice, no offense to the men, but they don't have first-hand romantic experience with men with hemorrhoids and I do.

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they don't have first-hand romantic experience with men with hemorrhoids and I do.

 

I'm surprised you take your head out of your own...

 

Nah, not gonna do it.

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As an FYI, negging doesn't work on me meerkat. I know you have a mad crush on me. Everyone can see it clearly since you'll do almost anything to get attention from me, negative or otherwise.

 

But I think you've taken it to the level of obsessive interest. Get some help and I mean that in the kindest possible way.

 

On the otherhand, maybe you have hemorrhoids, thus, have taken this personally. I can't help being authentic by speaking the truth.

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Everyone can see it clearly since you'll do almost anything to get attention from me, negative or otherwise.

yes i see it

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I know you have a mad crush on me. Everyone can see it clearly since you'll do almost anything to get attention from me, negative or otherwise.

 

I see it too! :love:

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