meerkat stew Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Oh sure sure sure there must be ugly looking hoohas all over the place Au contraire, each hoohaa is lovelier than the next, no matter how downtrodden, warty or misshapen, like strolling through a Georgia O'Keefe exhibit.
meerkat stew Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 -The vagina is like a... I know what a vagina is. I know what a hernia is. Thanks for the update though.
burning 4 revenge Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Oh I see what you are doing... This isn't a concern for women, our bodies are designed to pass a butterball turkey through our hoohas. Nothing a few kegels can't fix. Pencil dick, still has no cure. the cure is your face
meerkat stew Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 I did say rationally but ok that works. Don't tell me you don't believe in p*ssy trolls. What do they teach ya'll up in those Canuck schools?
meerkat stew Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 our bodies are designed to pass a butterball turkey through our hoohas. . Tell me this isn't how you cook your Christmas turkey, does your family know?
alphamale Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Tell me this isn't how you cook your Christmas turkey, does your family know? hers is always nice 'n juicy
meerkat stew Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 I thought pssy trolls were unkempt hoohas Ohhh, sorry, I assumed everyone had seen Clerks II. Rent it! rent it! :lmao::lmao: I was so waiting for a turkey joke, figures you'd come through. Nice! Hell, I'd still eat it, just wouldn't help "deliver" it. Guess I have to turn my "predictability knob" to 11 and start ranting about the glass ceiling and death metal.
Author Johnny M Posted January 8, 2010 Author Posted January 8, 2010 I was curious about this in my younger years, you know, is it even possible? So I asked my most whorish guy friend if some women had BIG vaginas. He said that heavier girls feel like they have one because you cannot feel their pelvic bone as obvious as you can on a skinny girl and that lent to it seeming bigger. He said what it really was about was that some girls didn't know how to squeeze their vaginal muscles and other girls did. The rest is just a horse crap effort to make women feel as self conscious as men are about penis size - like this thread. Nothing but a retaliation to the small penis thread. But vagina size is different from penis size. See - if a vagina was as large as some guys try to make it out to be, the women's sexual organs would fall out or at the very least, it would be incapable of keeping urinary path or intestines from collapsing into it. A guy can be too big or too small without having a physical dysfunction or it being the result of severe trauma. LMAO!! This is possibly the funniest thing I've read on this board
Lizzie60 Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Guys, would you date someone who's vaginal cavity was large enough to be used as a storage compartment? Assume that she was your dream girl in every other way. Maybe you should stick your head in the pubic storage.. you might find expensive stuff in there... (watches, rings, gold chains, boots)...
Author Johnny M Posted January 8, 2010 Author Posted January 8, 2010 Maybe you should stick your head in the pubic storage.. you might find expensive stuff in there... (watches, rings, gold chains, boots)... I'm too afraid of what else I might find in there
Lishy Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 well after I had my son I lost 3 sailors up there! I ended up having to send Indiana Jones in!!! I ended up getting Louvre doors fitted on the outside so its all good now! I love it when all the little men with weeny peenys come out to play lol
Lizzie60 Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 We can also think of it as a sperm bank.... not to be confused with food bank..
paddington bear Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 well, I guess the good thing is, that they're on the inside so us ladies can't have the penis-envy, penis-worry thing going on like men do. I've no idea if I've a big, warehouse of a vagina or a narrow alley-way of a vagina...though I have often wondered. I know after childbirth, muscles get stretched, but actually, I watched a documentary about the Kama Sutra and those Indian palaces with carvings of couples having sex on them. And mentioned was that 'elephant men should be with elephant women' i.e. women with big vaginas should be with men with big penises, so no doubt there are varieties of sizes whether you've had children or not.
Lizzie60 Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 Lishy............ I had Tarzan in there once.. swinging from my fallopian tubes
tigereyes1428 Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 there is a simple way to check ladies - insert a finger and squeeze if you can feel it your all good - it is a muscle like any other and can be worked - i have been told that the more sex you have then the tighter you become as its constantly working the muscles in comparison to the myth that a nympho is loose cos its been overused - any guys really blind ?? lol
donnamaybe Posted January 8, 2010 Posted January 8, 2010 no actually i slept with a few "loose vagina" women and it wasn't that much fun. i couldn't cum. no friction whatsoever. one girl i could have driven my car thru her vagina and not have touched the sides That's what you get for dating "party girls."
Author Johnny M Posted January 8, 2010 Author Posted January 8, 2010 i have been told that the more sex you have then the tighter you become as its constantly working the muscles Sounds like you're getting some sage advice Now I know why women who went through multiple childbirths are so tight you can hardly stick a penny (let alone a penis) in there. After all, their muscles have gotten a REAL GOOD workout.
StWiPe Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 Strange nobody has mentioned childbirth yet. I haven't really noticed any difference between my missus pre/post giving birth, I suppose after more kids it's going to resemble a meat trainwreck. In fact by the time you have your third or fourth, aren't they strolling out with room to twirl a cane?
tami-chan Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 Hilarious, I can assure you as a matter of cold fact that vaginas vary in size. I don't know what's funnier, that you believe otherwise, or that you believe that a woman's insides would fall out if her vagina was too loose. well, maybe not literally the insides...but there is a condition called Vaginal Prolapse....quite easy to repair.
Art_Critic Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 I have always just folded Mr Wiggles in half for the situations like Alpha spoke of, Worked like a charm....and had to tie a 2x4 to my a$$ to stop from falling in...
Boundary Problem Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 (edited) The denigration of the beauty of women's bodies is something to be ashamed of. Women are beautiful. Threads like this just make me shake my head. I'm editing to add this - if someone says something about vaginas like this - my response is - how much porn are you watching, and you might want to cut back. Women give birth, where do you think you came from. Shouldn't you show a little more respect. And stop watching so much porn - that is my response. Edited January 9, 2010 by Boundary Problem
Art_Critic Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 The denigration of the beauty of women's bodies is something to be ashamed of. Women are beautiful. Threads like this just make me shake my head. I'm editing to add this - if someone says something about vaginas like this - my response is - how much porn are you watching, and you might want to cut back. Women give birth, where do you think you came from. Shouldn't you show a little more respect. And stop watching so much porn - that is my response. I think you are taking this thread too seriously.. I think the thread is basically a spoof.. IMO By the way.. do you post on the penis size threads too ? If women post on those threads are they watching too much porn ?
Boundary Problem Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 I think you are taking this thread too seriously.. I think the thread is basically a spoof.. IMO By the way.. do you post on the penis size threads too ? If women post on those threads are they watching too much porn ? On the penis thread I said that smaller was better. I was trying to be supportive. But if this is a spoof - don't let me interfere.
Art_Critic Posted January 9, 2010 Posted January 9, 2010 On the penis thread I said that smaller was better. Yeah.. but couple that with a big vagina and you have a disappointing scenario
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