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Girls, would you date someone whose penis is the size of a little finger or so when erect? Assume that he is your dream guy in every other way.

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Girls, would you date someone whose penis is the size of a little finger or so when erect? Assume that he is your dream guy in every other way.

 

:laugh: The ladies won't even touch your question... so that should be your answer!

 

The first plastic surgeon that invents a good penis enlargement procedure will be the busiest mofo on the planet. :cool:

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:lmao:

 

There is a website dedicated to men with very small penises. Don't ask how I know about it but apparently some women like us *cough* them. :o

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:laugh: The ladies won't even touch your question... so that should be your answer!

 

The first plastic surgeon that invents a good penis enlargement procedure will be the busiest mofo on the planet. :cool:

It wont be a plastic surgeon

 

Its all about stem cells

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It wont be a plastic surgeon

Its all about stem cells

 

There are currently 6 plastic surgeons in the united states licensed to use stem cells in plastic surgery.

 

Previously when doing fat transfers, blood vessels would not grow fast enough and it would turn out looking like a bag of cottage cheese.

 

With stem cells, they differentiate into capillaries... which means they are now doing 100% natural boob jobs.

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There are currently 6 plastic surgeons in the united states licensed to use stem cells in plastic surgery.

 

Previously when doing fat transfers, blood vessels would not grow fast enough and it would turn out looking like a bag of cottage cheese.

 

With stem cells, they differentiate into capillaries... which means they are now doing 100% natural boob jobs.

I did not know..interesting

 

You can see the technology being applied to penises is not far off

 

http://www.tonic.com/article/penis-tissue-regeneration-promises-membership-boost/

 

I cant tell you how much Id love to get in on that

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I did not know..interesting

You can see the technology being applied to penises is not far off

http://www.tonic.com/article/penis-tissue-regeneration-promises-membership-boost/

I cant tell you how much Id love to get in on that

 

Oh crap! I'm going to wind up the Pam Anderson of men.

 

Doctor "UF, after your last 10 procedures your already 13" with the girth of a coke can, I can't in good conscience enlarge you more"

 

UF "Doctor, please... just one more time! I promise it will be my last... I NEED IT!" :laugh:

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Hmmmm no females :confused:

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If I really liked the guy otherwise, then yes, I would date him/stay with him.

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Hmmmm no females :confused:

 

It's late in most of the U.S., you will get some tomorrow! Can't wait for the fun! Great thread!

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It's late in most of the U.S., you will get some tomorrow! Can't wait for the fun! Great thread!

 

 

Oh no, I forgot about that. Now everyone will know I have a small penis and that I like women to make fun of me for it. :(

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Oh no, I forgot about that. Now everyone will know I have a small penis and that I like women to make fun of me for it. :(

 

No worries... just the North American women and who want's them anyways? ;)

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No worries... just the North American women and who want's them anyways? ;)

I like UK girls because theyre even more shameless

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No worries... just the North American women and who want's them anyways? ;)

 

I can't afford to move. :(

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Oh and I would never actually break up for this reason in any case.

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Oh and I would never actually break up for this reason in any case.

 

Ella, you are too sweet. I really doubt your going to have to worry about a guy with a really small penis.

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Oh no, I forgot about that. Now everyone will know I have a small penis and that I like women to make fun of me for it. :(

 

Takes an electron microscope to see mine :eek: We need a "who has the smallest penis" thread to go with this one, haha.

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I can't afford to move. :(

 

Then go for the ones that don't speak English. They tend to be better in the bedroom anyways. :cool:

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I think that a guy with penis that small is incredible rare. However, I dated one and while I didn't break up with him straight away, it was a major turn off. The guy was really hot and had great body but even that didn't help matters much :o

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Ella, you are too sweet. I really doubt your going to have to worry about a guy with a really small penis.

um, really? lol

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I think that a guy with penis that small is incredible rare. However, I dated one and while I didn't break up with him straight away, it was a major turn off. The guy was really hot and had great body but even that didn't help matters much :o

 

How small we talking here? Lil smoky? Vienna sausage? or if uncircumcised, Pig in a blanket?

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Takes an electron microscope to see mine :eek: We need a "who has the smallest penis" thread to go with this one, haha.

 

Did you post a slide of yours on the "who has the smallest penis website"? Better hurry up because I'm in the lead. :D

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How small we talking here? Lil smoky? Vienna sausage? or if uncircumcised, Pig in a blanket?

 

I think a lot of women who enjoy sex, minus the abusive small-penis haters/lovers, don't like them shorter than 4 inches (unless they are repressed or love oral).

 

So says the women I've known anyway.

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I think that a guy with penis that small is incredible rare. However, I dated one and while I didn't break up with him straight away, it was a major turn off. The guy was really hot and had great body but even that didn't help matters much :o

 

it was the size of a little finger?

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Slightly longer than a little finger but about the same width.

 

I was really freaked out when I saw it as I didn't know the penis that small even exists.

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