Are You The Perfect Man?

[Hot Carl]

Here are some criteria to check yourself against...

 

 

1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.
   
2. has integrity
   
3. He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.
   
4. he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....
   
5. He must be crazy about me.
   
6. He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.
   
7. He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!
   
8. Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"
   
9. He must be the perfect size for my tastes!
   
10. Has good communication skills!
    
11. He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)
    
12. baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!
    
13. Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.
    
14. Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences!
    
15. He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.
    
16. He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.
    
17. He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.
    
18. He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!
    
19. He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail.
    
20. He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.
    
21. He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.
    
22. He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo.
    
23. His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention.
    
24. When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you.
    
25. attractive feet
    
26. Must never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs.
    
27. Good with his hands
    
28. Always know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for it
    
29. He knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince.
    
30. He is compassionate. Stops to talk to the homeless guy on the street & will return a lost dog who is far from home. Believes that people (both genders) are basically good.
    
31. He loves to perform *bleep* (oral) on you for 2.5 hours...
    
32. A classic dresser, who wears his clothing with confidence.
    
33. You're the only woman he has and will ever be fully in love with, because you're perfect for each other.
    
34. His feet smell like roses.
    
35. Is nice to kids and makes your heart melt when he cuddles them or plays games with them
    
36. He's does not think all woman are beautiful.. just ME.
    
37. He is reliable.
    
38. Has a deep, sexy voice and big, strong hands.
    
39. He makes the effort to master my G-spot and sexual pleasure points head to toe, and consistently does his part to transform me into a wildcat in bed.
    
40. He keeps his promises.
    
41. His favorite part about sex is pleasuring his partner. He takes pride in his prowess. He is a confident lover.
    
42. He has a nice thick cock
    
43. Despite whatever job he actually does, he is also a very capable carpenter and could build a house with you.
    
44. Can lead you around the dance floor.
    
45. Doesn't get complacent in the bedroom.
    
46. Automatically knows your taste in jewelry, perfume, and clothing.
    

[stevejohnson1976]

43/46 aint bad, right?

[Hot Carl]

For my part...

 

 

1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms. Check. Advanced degree. Well-respected in an interesting technical field.
   
2. has integrity Check. I have integrity. Fortunately, the quantity that you need is not specified.
   
3. He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead. Check. I can't lick my forehead. Or even the tip of my nose. But my girlfriends never complain.
   
4. he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way..... Check.
   
5. He must be crazy about me. Check. Depends who "me" is. I've generally been crazy about my women.
   
6. He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too. Check to both. I do that to keep the pets out of the toilet.
   
   
7. He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy! This seems a bit nebulous. So I'll take credity for it. Check!
   
   
8. Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?" Check. I suck at interior decorating. But don't bring home a bunch of flowery crap. I like clean lines and minimal clutter.
   
9. He must be the perfect size for my tastes! Check.
   
10. Has good communication skills! Check.
    
11. He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!) Check. Most of the time.
    
12. baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life! Check. I am drama free.
    
13. Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks. Check. I like a flaw or two. I tend to go for the princess types for some reason. But I am not a Ken Doll.
    
14. Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! Check. Whatever this means.
    
15. He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative. Check. Typical vague woman's requirement.
    
16. He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night. Not check.
    
17. He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue. Check.
    
18. He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine! Check. Most women drive Hondas or Camry's.
    
19. He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail. Not check. Jake should be more like me.
    
20. He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him. Half check. I don't dominate conversations. Typically what I have to say comes with a bit of sarcasm or irony only those close to me get.
    
21. He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion. Half check. I'm not 6-2 or 170. The rest is ok.
    
22. He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo. Check.
    
23. His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention. Check.
    
24. When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you. Not check. I don't remember that ever happening. I'm not good at reading signals though.
    
    
25. attractive feet Half check. I just have feet. Clean. Nails in good shape. Athletic.
    
26. Must never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs. Half check. I was briefly an OM. Other than that I'm safe.
    
27. Good with his hands Check.
    
28. Always know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for it Give me a break. I'm expected to be a good communicator but she doesn't have to?
    
29. He knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince. Not check. I don't want an equal in every way. The princess stuff can get very old and no woman should ever be spoiled.
    
30. He is compassionate. Stops to talk to the homeless guy on the street & will return a lost dog who is far from home. Believes that people (both genders) are basically good. Check. Although the homeless tend to make me nervous.
    
31. He loves to perform *bleep* (oral) on you for 2.5 hours... Half check. Maybe 20 minutes. Still though. If you aren't begging for other body parts besides my tongue by that time, then I'm not doing it right.
    
32. A classic dresser, who wears his clothing with confidence. Half check. I have good taste and keep a clean appearance. I'm not dressed up unless I have to be. I can't be like Cary Grant.
    
33. You're the only woman he has and will ever be fully in love with, because you're perfect for each other. Dream on.
    
34. His feet smell like roses. Sure. As long as yours do, too.
    
35. Is nice to kids and makes your heart melt when he cuddles them or plays games with them Half check. I'm nice to them. I like them if they are well behaved.
    
36. He's does not think all woman are beautiful.. just ME. Check.
    
37. He is reliable. Check.
    
38. Has a deep, sexy voice and big, strong hands. Not check.
    
39. He makes the effort to master my G-spot and sexual pleasure points head to toe, and consistently does his part to transform me into a wildcat in bed. Check.
    
40. He keeps his promises. Check.
    
41. His favorite part about sex is pleasuring his partner. He takes pride in his prowess. He is a confident lover. Check.
    
42. He has a nice thick cock Check.
    
43. Despite whatever job he actually does, he is also a very capable carpenter and could build a house with you. Half check. I've done that kind of work. It really takes a pro to do it right, which I'm not. This is a fantasy.
    
44. Can lead you around the dance floor. Not check. I think dancing is ridiculous.
    
45. Doesn't get complacent in the bedroom. Check.
    
46. Automatically knows your taste in jewelry, perfume, and clothing. Check. As long as you like the same things I like.
    

 

I guess I'm about 90 to 95% perfect.

[CLC2008]

For my part...

 

 

1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms. Check. Advanced degree. Well-respected in an interesting technical field.
   
2. has integrity Check. I have integrity. Fortunately, the quantity that you need is not specified.
   
3. He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead. Check. I can't lick my forehead. Or even the tip of my nose. But my girlfriends never complain.
   
4. he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way..... Check.
   
5. He must be crazy about me. Check. Depends who "me" is. I've generally been crazy about my women.
   
6. He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too. Check to both. I do that to keep the pets out of the toilet.
   
   
7. He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy! This seems a bit nebulous. So I'll take credity for it. Check!
   
   
8. Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?" Check. I suck at interior decorating. But don't bring home a bunch of flowery crap. I like clean lines and minimal clutter.
   
9. He must be the perfect size for my tastes! Check.
   
10. Has good communication skills! Check.
    
11. He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!) Check. Most of the time.
    
12. baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life! Check. I am drama free.
    
13. Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks. Check. I like a flaw or two. I tend to go for the princess types for some reason. But I am not a Ken Doll.
    
14. Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! Check. Whatever this means.
    
15. He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative. Check. Typical vague woman's requirement.
    
16. He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night. Not check.
    
17. He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue. Check.
    
18. He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine! Check. Most women drive Hondas or Camry's.
    
19. He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail. Not check. Jake should be more like me.
    
20. He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him. Half check. I don't dominate conversations. Typically what I have to say comes with a bit of sarcasm or irony only those close to me get.
    
21. He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion. Half check. I'm not 6-2 or 170. The rest is ok.
    
22. He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo. Check.
    
23. His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention. Check.
    
24. When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you. Not check. I don't remember that ever happening. I'm not good at reading signals though.
    
    
25. attractive feet Half check. I just have feet. Clean. Nails in good shape. Athletic.
    
26. Must never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs. Half check. I was briefly an OM. Other than that I'm safe.
    
27. Good with his hands Check.
    
28. Always know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for it Give me a break. I'm expected to be a good communicator but she doesn't have to?
    
29. He knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince. Not check. I don't want an equal in every way. The princess stuff can get very old and no woman should ever be spoiled.
    
30. He is compassionate. Stops to talk to the homeless guy on the street & will return a lost dog who is far from home. Believes that people (both genders) are basically good. Check. Although the homeless tend to make me nervous.
    
31. He loves to perform *bleep* (oral) on you for 2.5 hours... Half check. Maybe 20 minutes. Still though. If you aren't begging for other body parts besides my tongue by that time, then I'm not doing it right.
    
32. A classic dresser, who wears his clothing with confidence. Half check. I have good taste and keep a clean appearance. I'm not dressed up unless I have to be. I can't be like Cary Grant.
    
33. You're the only woman he has and will ever be fully in love with, because you're perfect for each other. Dream on.
    
34. His feet smell like roses. Sure. As long as yours do, too.
    
35. Is nice to kids and makes your heart melt when he cuddles them or plays games with them Half check. I'm nice to them. I like them if they are well behaved.
    
36. He's does not think all woman are beautiful.. just ME. Check.
    
37. He is reliable. Check.
    
38. Has a deep, sexy voice and big, strong hands. Not check.
    
39. He makes the effort to master my G-spot and sexual pleasure points head to toe, and consistently does his part to transform me into a wildcat in bed. Check.
    
40. He keeps his promises. Check.
    
41. His favorite part about sex is pleasuring his partner. He takes pride in his prowess. He is a confident lover. Check.
    
42. He has a nice thick cock Check.
    
43. Despite whatever job he actually does, he is also a very capable carpenter and could build a house with you. Half check. I've done that kind of work. It really takes a pro to do it right, which I'm not. This is a fantasy.
    
44. Can lead you around the dance floor. Not check. I think dancing is ridiculous.
    
45. Doesn't get complacent in the bedroom. Check.
    
46. Automatically knows your taste in jewelry, perfume, and clothing. Check. As long as you like the same things I like.
    

 

I guess I'm about 90 to 95% perfect.

 

Heehee to your response to #14.

[Citizen Erased]

[*]Can lead you around the dance floor. Not check. I think dancing is ridiculous.

Be still my heart. 100% perfect.

[deux ex machina]

Be still my heart. 100% perfect.

 

 

 

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[Goodin]

golly that's a long list!

 

Reckon I'm nowhere near perfect. So, who wants to put up with me?!

[Lovelybird]

..........

[Citizen Erased]

 

 

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Carl and I understand each other.

[Sam Spade]

Let's see how FAR away from this perfect hogwash I am:laugh:

 

1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.

True as far as the intelligence goes, untrue as far as the patience to actually explain it to all the morons goes

 

2. has integrity

Unfortunately - plenty

 

3. He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.

Not even close. I'm getting by on as little as possible through the brute force method

 

 

4. he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....

Guilty as charged

 

 

5. He must be crazy about me.

Guilty as charged

 

6. He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.

No way. Why don't YOU put the seat UP?

 

7. He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!

Yes, yes, yes, and yes

 

8. Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"

No way - I have better taste than most women, so better watch it if you try to fill our house with girly crap

 

 

9. He must be the perfect size for my tastes!

Uh-oh. Oh!

 

 

10. Has good communication skills!

Yes, but do not use them.

 

11. He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)

WTF is your peoblem?!??

 

 

12. baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!

That only applies to women

 

13. Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.

I've got'em aplenty. The problem is most girls DO want a Ken doll.

 

 

14. Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences!

WTF?

 

 

15. He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.

Yeah, handsome cat here.

 

 

16. He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.

F**ck you! I come from a small poor family !

 

17. He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.

Yes, most people can't handle it.

 

18. He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!

I've smoked plenty of BMWs with my sensible sedan.

 

19. He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail.

...

 

20. He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.

Prefer to shut up.

 

21. He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.

5'8", 165 lbs. No fags with washboard abs here.

 

22. He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo.

Uh-oh, and it can split you in half.

 

23. His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention.

True story

 

24. When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you.

Yeah, but because they such, not because you're so great

 

25. attractive feet

Exceedingly so

 

26. Must never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs.

In all seriousness, WTF?

 

27. Good with his hands

Demolition tools.

 

 

28. Always know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for it

F*ck you .

 

29. He knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince.

...

 

30. He is compassionate. Stops to talk to the homeless guy on the street & will return a lost dog who is far from home. Believes that people (both genders) are basically good.

A homeless painter once gave me a painting because I was the only one to talk to him, he says.

 

31. He loves to perform *bleep* (oral) on you for 2.5 hours...

20 minutes tops

 

32. A classic dresser, who wears his clothing with confidence.

Best dressed man in the southwest here.

 

33. You're the only woman he has and will ever be fully in love with, because you're perfect for each other.

:laugh::laugh:

 

 

34. His feet smell like roses.

Cheese

 

35. Is nice to kids and makes your heart melt when he cuddles them or plays games with them

I give kids high-fives

 

36. He's does not think all woman are beautiful.. just ME.

Most girls that are not fat are pretty.

 

37. He is reliable.

For the most part

 

38. Has a deep, sexy voice and big, strong hands.

Yeah, and you'll shake in your boots when I raise it.

 

39. He makes the effort to master my G-spot and sexual pleasure points head to toe, and consistently does his part to transform me into a wildcat in bed.

Moderate effort. Go work on those darned orgasms yourself

 

 

40. He keeps his promises.

Sure.

 

41. His favorite part about sex is pleasuring his partner. He takes pride in his prowess. He is a confident lover.

Meh, I don't obsess.

 

42. He has a nice thick cock

Hence, the trouble sitting down.

 

43. Despite whatever job he actually does, he is also a very capable carpenter and could build a house with you.

If I was a good carpenter, I would actually work as a carpenter. My time is better spent on something that I am actually good at rather on satisfying stoopid little girl fantasy

 

 

44. Can lead you around the dance floor.

Got some moves.

 

45. Doesn't get complacent in the bedroom.

I'm lazy

 

46. Automatically knows your taste in jewelry, perfume, and clothing.

Yeah - except it is mine taste.

 

alraight, i had enough of this

[sally4sara]

Many people in my family know how to build a house. Only two have done nothing else to earn a living. I use to work with Habitat For Humanity and it was personally enriching. It is not how I earn a living however.

 

I'm not sure why having this skill is so annoying to anyone except that you know damn well if you did build a house you'd feel damn proud of yourself. Certainly more proud than anyone should be for having cooked themselves the perfect shade of tan. Perhaps people are forgetting what it feel like to do a real days work and feel good about it?

[Hot Carl]

I've got real-life carpenters and electricians on both sides of my family. I spent summers and other time working with my dad, uncles and grandfathers. As far as learning either of those trades goes, I barely scratched the surface. Their work was always very impressive to me. We remodeled houses, built additions, poured concrete, did plumbing, and electrical work. Kitchens, bathrooms, etc.

 

I personally wouldn't be proud to build a house by myself, because I'd know that I did an amateur job and took 10 times as long to complete it. I'd feel stupid to have even tried it and dissatisfied with the result. On the other hand I'd feel extremely proud to have worked with them to get my house built, knowing I supplied what skills and energy I have to offer and knowing that I had someone who actually knows what they are doing to guide me.