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Wow, I'm screwed then...;)

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paddington bear

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Is nice to kids and makes your heart melt when he cuddles them or plays games with them

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Now wait a minute. You just said on my thread there is NO perfect individual.:p

 

He's does not think all woman are beautiful.. just ME.;)

 

Mea:)

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threebyfate Established Member

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There isn't a perfect person but it's fun to try to build one!

  1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.
  2. has integrity
  3. He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.
  4. he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....
  5. He must be crazy about me.
  6. He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.
  7. He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!
  8. Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"
  9. He must be the perfect size for my tastes!
  10. Has good communication skills!
  11. He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)
  12. baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!
  13. Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.
  14. Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! :laugh:
  15. He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.
  16. He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.
  17. He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.
  18. He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!
  19. He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail.
  20. He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.
  21. He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.
  22. He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo.
  23. His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention.
  24. When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you.
     
  25. attractive feet
     
  26. Must never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs.
  27. Good with his hands
  28. Always know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for it
  29. He knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince.
  30. He is compassionate. Stops to talk to the homeless guy on the street & will return a lost dog who is far from home. Believes that people (both genders) are basically good.
  31. He loves to perform *bleep* (oral) on you for 2.5 hours...
  32. A classic dresser, who wears his clothing with confidence.
  33. You're the only woman he has and will ever be fully in love with, because you're perfect for each other.
  34. His feet smell like roses.
  35. Is nice to kids and makes your heart melt when he cuddles them or plays games with them
  36. He's does not think all woman are beautiful.. just ME.
  37. He is reliable.
  38. Has a deep, sexy voice and big, strong hands.

sugar_and_spice Established Member

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Great list. :D

Hope I find a guy like that for myself lol

Ruby Slippers Established Member

Ruby Slippers

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He makes the effort to master my G-spot and sexual pleasure points head to toe, and consistently does his part to transform me into a wildcat in bed. :D

Ruby Slippers Established Member

Ruby Slippers

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He keeps his promises.

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threebyfate Established Member

threebyfate

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  1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.
  2. has integrity
  3. He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.
  4. he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....
  5. He must be crazy about me.
  6. He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.
  7. He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!
  8. Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"
  9. He must be the perfect size for my tastes!
  10. Has good communication skills!
  11. He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)
  12. baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!
  13. Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.
  14. Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! :laugh:
  15. He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.
  16. He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.
  17. He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.
  18. He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!
  19. He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail.
  20. He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.
  21. He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.
  22. He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo.
  23. His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention.
  24. When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you.
     
  25. attractive feet
     
  26. Must never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs.
  27. Good with his hands
  28. Always know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for it
  29. He knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince.
  30. He is compassionate. Stops to talk to the homeless guy on the street & will return a lost dog who is far from home. Believes that people (both genders) are basically good.
  31. He loves to perform *bleep* (oral) on you for 2.5 hours...
  32. A classic dresser, who wears his clothing with confidence.
  33. You're the only woman he has and will ever be fully in love with, because you're perfect for each other.
  34. His feet smell like roses.
  35. Is nice to kids and makes your heart melt when he cuddles them or plays games with them
  36. He's does not think all woman are beautiful.. just ME.
  37. He is reliable.
  38. Has a deep, sexy voice and big, strong hands.
  39. He makes the effort to master my G-spot and sexual pleasure points head to toe, and consistently does his part to transform me into a wildcat in bed.
  40. He keeps his promises.

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He makes the effort to master my G-spot and sexual pleasure points head to toe, and consistently does his part to transform me into a wildcat in bed. :D

 

His favorite part about sex is pleasuring his partner. He takes pride in his prowess.

 

He is a confident lover.

sugar_and_spice Established Member

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He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.

swoon

I love tall men. :)

Woggle Established Member

Woggle

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If we build him...he will come

 

He will come and then be in divorce court 7 years later.

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threebyfate Established Member

threebyfate

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There's a purpose for this thread (surprise, surprise! :laugh:), which might be helpful for the ladies.

 

After everyone has given their input, I'll post the second thread! :)

  1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.
  2. has integrity
  3. He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.
  4. he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....
  5. He must be crazy about me.
  6. He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.
  7. He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!
  8. Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"
  9. He must be the perfect size for my tastes!
  10. Has good communication skills!
  11. He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)
  12. baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!
  13. Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.
  14. Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! :laugh:
  15. He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.
  16. He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.
  17. He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.
  18. He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!
  19. He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail.
  20. He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.
  21. He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.
  22. He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo.
  23. His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention.
  24. When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you.
     
  25. attractive feet
     
  26. Must never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs.
  27. Good with his hands
  28. Always know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for it
  29. He knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince.
  30. He is compassionate. Stops to talk to the homeless guy on the street & will return a lost dog who is far from home. Believes that people (both genders) are basically good.
  31. He loves to perform *bleep* (oral) on you for 2.5 hours...
  32. A classic dresser, who wears his clothing with confidence.
  33. You're the only woman he has and will ever be fully in love with, because you're perfect for each other.
  34. His feet smell like roses.
  35. Is nice to kids and makes your heart melt when he cuddles them or plays games with them
  36. He's does not think all woman are beautiful.. just ME.
  37. He is reliable.
  38. Has a deep, sexy voice and big, strong hands.
  39. He makes the effort to master my G-spot and sexual pleasure points head to toe, and consistently does his part to transform me into a wildcat in bed.
  40. He keeps his promises.
  41. His favorite part about sex is pleasuring his partner. He takes pride in his prowess. He is a confident lover.

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This thread is hysterical.

PinkToes Established Member

PinkToes

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<---- :rolleyes:

 

That was cute. :)

 

Makes me laugh. Probably already on the list somewhere.

Mary3 Established Member

Mary3

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He has a nice thick cock :)

Mary3 Established Member

Mary3

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His favorite part about sex is pleasuring his partner. He takes pride in his prowess.

 

He is a confident lover.

 

Absolutely ! I love this :)

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Despite whatever job he actually does, he is also a very capable carpenter and could build a house with you.

 

Can lead you around the dance floor.

 

Doesn't get complacent in the bedroom.

 

Automatically knows your taste in jewelry, perfume, and clothing.

Ruby Slippers Established Member

Ruby Slippers

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This thread is hysterical.

I think woggle playing the role of Wet Blanket (god, he does it so well) is the funniest part. :lmao:

Woggle Established Member

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I think woggle playing the role of Wet Blanket (god, he does it so well) is the funniest part. :lmao:

 

I am just the reality check. Can of you women truly say you would be happy with this man and not get bored.

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I am just the reality check. Can of you women truly say you would be happy with this man and not get bored.

 

Can you stop asking questions that you think you already know the answer to?

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threebyfate Established Member

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  1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.
  2. has integrity
  3. He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.
  4. he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....
  5. He must be crazy about me.
  6. He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.
  7. He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!
  8. Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"
  9. He must be the perfect size for my tastes!
  10. Has good communication skills!
  11. He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)
  12. baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!
  13. Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.
  14. Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! :laugh:
  15. He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.
  16. He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.
  17. He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.
  18. He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!
  19. He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail.
  20. He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.
  21. He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.
  22. He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo.
  23. His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention.
  24. When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you.
     
  25. attractive feet
     
  26. Must never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs.
  27. Good with his hands
  28. Always know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for it
  29. He knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince.
  30. He is compassionate. Stops to talk to the homeless guy on the street & will return a lost dog who is far from home. Believes that people (both genders) are basically good.
  31. He loves to perform *bleep* (oral) on you for 2.5 hours...
  32. A classic dresser, who wears his clothing with confidence.
  33. You're the only woman he has and will ever be fully in love with, because you're perfect for each other.
  34. His feet smell like roses.
  35. Is nice to kids and makes your heart melt when he cuddles them or plays games with them
  36. He's does not think all woman are beautiful.. just ME.
  37. He is reliable.
  38. Has a deep, sexy voice and big, strong hands.
  39. He makes the effort to master my G-spot and sexual pleasure points head to toe, and consistently does his part to transform me into a wildcat in bed.
  40. He keeps his promises.
  41. His favorite part about sex is pleasuring his partner. He takes pride in his prowess. He is a confident lover.
  42. He has a nice thick cock
  43. Despite whatever job he actually does, he is also a very capable carpenter and could build a house with you.
  44. Can lead you around the dance floor.
  45. Doesn't get complacent in the bedroom.
  46. Automatically knows your taste in jewelry, perfume, and clothing.

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  1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.
  2. has integrity
  3. He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.
  4. he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....
  5. He must be crazy about me.
  6. He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.
  7. He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!
  8. Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"
  9. He must be the perfect size for my tastes!
  10. Has good communication skills!
  11. He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)
  12. baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!
  13. Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.
  14. Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! :laugh:
  15. He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.
  16. He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.
  17. He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.
  18. He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!
  19. He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail.
  20. He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.
  21. He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.
  22. He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo.
  23. His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention.
  24. When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you.
     
  25. attractive feet
     
  26. Must never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs.
  27. Good with his hands
  28. Always know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for it
  29. He knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince.
  30. He is compassionate. Stops to talk to the homeless guy on the street & will return a lost dog who is far from home. Believes that people (both genders) are basically good.
  31. He loves to perform *bleep* (oral) on you for 2.5 hours...
  32. A classic dresser, who wears his clothing with confidence.
  33. You're the only woman he has and will ever be fully in love with, because you're perfect for each other.
  34. His feet smell like roses.
  35. Is nice to kids and makes your heart melt when he cuddles them or plays games with them
  36. He's does not think all woman are beautiful.. just ME.
  37. He is reliable.
  38. Has a deep, sexy voice and big, strong hands.
  39. He makes the effort to master my G-spot and sexual pleasure points head to toe, and consistently does his part to transform me into a wildcat in bed.
  40. He keeps his promises.
  41. His favorite part about sex is pleasuring his partner. He takes pride in his prowess. He is a confident lover.
  42. He has a nice thick cock
  43. Despite whatever job he actually does, he is also a very capable carpenter and could build a house with you.
  44. Can lead you around the dance floor.
  45. Doesn't get complacent in the bedroom.
  46. Automatically knows your taste in jewelry, perfume, and clothing.

 

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