shadowplay Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.
shadowplay Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.
paddington bear Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 As soon as you build him most women will find something wrong with him and get bored. If we build him...he will come
Author threebyfate Posted January 2, 2010 Author Posted January 2, 2010 He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.has integrityHe should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....He must be crazy about me.He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"He must be the perfect size for my tastes!Has good communication skills!He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!He must look like Jake Sully.He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.
Author threebyfate Posted January 2, 2010 Author Posted January 2, 2010 If we build him...he will come More likely, we will cum!
jerbear Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 Since a Ken doll (#13) was mentioned... anatomically correct! (to your specs)
shadowplay Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo.
shadowplay Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention.
paddington bear Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you.
CLC2008 Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.has integrityHe should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....He must be crazy about me.He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"He must be the perfect size for my tastes!Has good communication skills!He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!He must look like Jake Sully.He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion. He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail
shadowplay Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail I'm going to have to disagree with the Jake Sully thing.
paddington bear Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 Can I also request attractive feet please?
johan Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 There isn't a single woman posting on this thread who is a good match for such a guy. Most are so insecure they could never act right around him. And most don't have similar character/physical traits to match him. Given that you're describing a guy you probably couldn't even be with, is he really perfect?
CLC2008 Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 I'm going to have to disagree with the Jake Sully thing. Oh darn it
paddington bear Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 There isn't a single woman posting on this thread who is a good match for such a guy. Most are so insecure they could never act right around him. And most don't have similar character/physical traits to match him. Given that you're describing a guy you probably couldn't even be with, is he really perfect? Meow! Get back in the knife drawer
Author threebyfate Posted January 2, 2010 Author Posted January 2, 2010 I keep sneaking in the odd one of my own onto this list! CLC, Jake Sully reference has been amended!He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.has integrityHe should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....He must be crazy about me.He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"He must be the perfect size for my tastes!Has good communication skills!He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail.He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo.His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention.When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you. attractive feet Must never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs.
harmfulsweetz Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 Hm. Good with his hands Always know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for it
shadowplay Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 There isn't a single woman posting on this thread who is a good match for such a guy. Most are so insecure they could never act right around him. And most don't have similar character/physical traits to match him. Given that you're describing a guy you probably couldn't even be with, is he really perfect? How would you know?
Ruby Slippers Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 He knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince.
PinkToes Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 There isn't a single woman posting on this thread who is a good match for such a guy. Most are so insecure they could never act right around him. And most don't have similar character/physical traits to match him. I beg to differ, sweetheart. Have we met?
Author threebyfate Posted January 2, 2010 Author Posted January 2, 2010 Come on ladies, don't get distracted from the list! You're just taking the bait. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.has integrityHe should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....He must be crazy about me.He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"He must be the perfect size for my tastes!Has good communication skills!He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail.He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo.His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention.When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you. attractive feet Must never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs.Good with his handsAlways know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for itHe knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince.
PinkToes Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 OK sorry, back on track: He is compassionate. Stops to talk to the homeless guy on the street & will return a lost dog who is far from home. Believes that people (both genders) are basically good.
CLC2008 Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 Come on ladies, don't get distracted from the list! You're just taking the bait. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.has integrityHe should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....He must be crazy about me.He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"He must be the perfect size for my tastes!Has good communication skills!He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail.He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo.His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention.When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you.attractive feetMust never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs.Good with his handsAlways know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for itHe knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince. #30. He loves to perform *bleep* (oral) on you for 2.5 hours....
Author threebyfate Posted January 2, 2010 Author Posted January 2, 2010 He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.has integrityHe should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....He must be crazy about me.He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"He must be the perfect size for my tastes!Has good communication skills!He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night.He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.He must know his car-flesh and drive a better performance car than mine!He must be just like Jake Sully...even if he's blue and nine feet tall with a tail.He doesn't dominate the conversation, but when he does open his mouth whatever comes out is absolutely brilliant and pertinent, usually eliciting a knowing smile or laugh from those around him.He is 6'2", 170 lbs, trim, toned body, broad, square shoulders, everything in perfect proportion.He has an immaculate man shaft that is so well crafted it could be mold for a dildo.His face is very handsome, but not so ridiculously perfect that he gets oodles of female attention.When lots of super-attractive women fall over themselves to get his attention, he only has eyes for you. attractive feet Must never have cheated, been an OM, slept with an outrageous number of women, no ONSes or FWBs.Good with his handsAlways know what I want so much so I don't have to ask for itHe knows you're his equal in every way and are completely capable of providing for yourself, but he still loves pampering you like a princess, just as you love treating him like your prince.He is compassionate. Stops to talk to the homeless guy on the street & will return a lost dog who is far from home. Believes that people (both genders) are basically good.He loves to perform *bleep* (oral) on you for 2.5 hours...A classic dresser, who wears his clothing with confidence.
shadowplay Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 You're the only woman he has and will ever be fully in love with, because you're perfect for each other.
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