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The "how to be a perfect girl" thread, made me think of this. Okay, ladies, it's your turn to build a "perfect man". Throw out your suggestions and I'll consolidate the list. Remember...this is a thread to create the "perfect man", rather than being politically correct. Have some fun! ;)

 

To get the list going:

  1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.

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2. Live in Stepford. :p

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has integrity

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He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.

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I got one of those.....

 

he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....

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He must be crazy about me. :p

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(I was replying to TBF's original post.... but the previous one to mine will do just as well!! :laugh: :laugh:)

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He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.

 

Actually, whoever I'm in love with at the moment is perfect to me.

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He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:

 

Makes me happy!

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Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"

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As soon as you build him most women will find something wrong with him and get bored.

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The "how to be a perfect girl" thread, made me think of this. Okay, ladies, it's your turn to build a "perfect man". Throw out your suggestions and I'll consolidate the list. Remember...this is a thread to create the "perfect man", rather than being politically correct. Have some fun! ;)

 

To get the list going:

  1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.

 

damn i'm out. lol. Intelligent+poor communication= can't explain even simple things to my gf. Well, I can, but it takes lots of effort. I guess since I'm so willing to put that effort that means I'm the "perfect man". yay me! :)

 

So theoretically, women are into incredibly nerdy guys cuz they're so smart right? lol.

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Has good communication skills!

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He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder.

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baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!

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Sorry jerbear, I'm only listing female or gay male input! :p

 

Okay, consolidating away and added one more!!

 

  1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.
  2. has integrity
  3. He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.
  4. he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....
  5. He must be crazy about me.
  6. He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.
    He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!
  7. Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"
  8. He must be the perfect size for my tastes!

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He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.

 

This almost made me faint.............:D:love:

 

 

Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.

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He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder.[/quote

 

Nicely done. ;)

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As soon as you build him most women will find something wrong with him and get bored.

 

that reminds me:

 

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

 

You may vist the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . . .

 

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

 

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

 

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

 

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

 

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

 

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

 

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 ? These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

 

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

 

Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][sIZE=2]The perfect man is gentle

Never cruel or mean

He has a beautiful smile

And keeps his face so clean.

 

The perfect man likes children

And will raise them by your side

He will be a good father

As well as a good husband to his bride.

 

 

The perfect man loves cooking

Cleaning and vacuuming too

He'll do anything in his power

To convey his feelings of love on to you.

 

 

The perfect man is sweet

Writing poetry from your name

 

He's a best friend to your mother

And kisses away your pain.

He never has made you cry

Or hurt you in any way

To hell with this endless poem

The perfect man is gay

 

 

 

:):D

 

[/sIZE][/FONT]

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^^^^^ Good one, jaytb!! :laugh:

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Haha...I'm consolidating as quickly as I can, so if I leave someone out, sorry!

 

jaytb, we do like intelligent men. :love:

 

  1. He must be kick-arse intelligent, putting all other men and women to shame but be so incredible, that he can explain anything in simple terms.
  2. has integrity
  3. He should have the sexual skills and fortitude of some kind of Kama Sutra-wizard/ninja, and be able to lick his own forehead.
  4. he must be able to consider you one of the boys, but always treat you like a lady, and woe betide any other guy who takes liberties or insults you in any way.....
  5. He must be crazy about me.
  6. He puts the toilet seat back down. Extra points for closing the lid, too.
    He is beautiful, self-sufficient, loves what I do and what I am about, is attracted to me, doesn't bug me and most importantly:Makes me happy!
  7. Doesn't have a huge interest in interior design - specifically when it differs so drastically from mine. "Look honey I got this dreadful, tacky display unit at a car boot sale, won't it look great in the corner?"
  8. He must be the perfect size for my tastes!
  9. Has good communication skills!
  10. He doesn't have a chip on his shoulder. (Whoah, dealbreaker city!)
  11. baggage is checked at the door. No past drama still in his life!
  12. Seriously, he shouldn't expect me to be perfect, and shouldn't be perfect himself. I don't want a Ken doll, I like some quirks.
  13. Refer to post #20, for CLC's preferences! :laugh:

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He has thick, defined eyebrows and beautifully intense, large eyes that alternate between alert and contemplative.

 

He comes from a perfect, large, well-to-do family. They have three homes. In January they all retreat to their beautiful cabin in the mountains where they spend the days skiing. At night they come home and collapse onto giant pillowy, leather couches in front of a huge fireplace, sipping hot cocoa, telling stories and playing music into the night. As his significant other, you are welcomed into his family with open arms. All of his relatives are warm and non-judgmental.

 

He has an amazingly sharp, dry wit. Brilliant barbs constantly fall off his tongue.

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Well, it's starting to like I'm the perfect man. Who would have guessed.

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