Crazy Magnet Posted January 1, 2010 Posted January 1, 2010 Ah I should have known better than to schedule a date tonight. A first date nonetheless. I really want to stay in and watch football and play on LS... Sometimes dating really is exhausting. I feel like I have to be "on" all the time, and in a sense I do. Nobody wants to take out the girl who falls asleep in her noodles. Anyone have any funny stories to share before I head off into the dating abyss again? The Southern Comfort from last night drained all the Southern Charm out of this girl today! I need something to make me laugh. How about first date horror stories. I always find those amusing! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaase.
Mary3 Posted January 1, 2010 Posted January 1, 2010 One guy I met and he reached to give me a hello kiss and he had no TEETH ! Or just black ones.... He then proceeded to tell me he STILL lived with his gf at his house and she ripped him off for thousands of dollars and I just put my hand up and walked out on the date...
Author Crazy Magnet Posted January 1, 2010 Author Posted January 1, 2010 oh LORD. You deserve some kind of award for that!
jerbear Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 I had one date that talked way to much and I couldn't even get a word in. I didn't even have a friend call me so I was stuck. After the date I said I was NOT interested. Guess who called 3 days later? Her and I said I'm busy and NOT interested. She just kept on talking and talking and talking.
D-Lish Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 I took off through the back door of a kitchen in a restaurant and ran off during a date. There is a whole story to that date- but it's too much to write:laugh:. I would have gone out through the bathroom window- but it was too small.
Mary3 Posted January 2, 2010 Posted January 2, 2010 Another guy was HUGE I mean really big like refrigerator and his body smelled bad ....He had a very OLD pic and was 200 pounds heavier than the pic....
Author Crazy Magnet Posted January 2, 2010 Author Posted January 2, 2010 Oy! This guy was actually very nice and he wasn't a bad first date at all. Too bad, I was hoping for some tragic story. Apparently I was the best first date of his life.... My famous last words, "we'll see" I still have my eye on Guy #3. I completely eliminated Guy #1 after I decided he was too inconsiderate, and Guy #2 is way too last minute. I guess this leaves me with Guy #3 and New Guy.
Mary3 Posted January 3, 2010 Posted January 3, 2010 Another guy seemed pretty normal looking in his pic. We were to meet at a Movie Theatre . I waited and waited and there was this guy in a blue hoodie parka kind of thing. I walked over to him. I said Are you _____ , he said Yes... He was wearing this really heavy parka thing and it was 108 degrees out ! I kid you not ! lol... Then inside the theatre he slipped out of the theatre when I went to the bathroom . I found him roaming the halls. I said " Why did you dissappear like that ? He said " Oh most chicks ditch me....I thought you did too "
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