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Whose on the other end of the OP's terminal?

 

 

aw! I get it... I'm a little slow sometimes... :laugh:

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I don't think you look all that great, sorry. I think male escorts work better for gays. Like someone already said, no matter how terrible a woman looks, there will always be a line of dudes dying to bang her.. and some would even offer to pay her.

 

Speaking from the POV of a successful older woman can I tell you what you've described is exactly NOT the the type of encounter we wish to have.

 

An escort must be immaculately groomed, stylishly but tastefully dressed, he must know a bit about events of the day, a bit about art, music, fine dining, he must be able to

play the part of a reasonably cultured professional man. He also must be discrete.

Posted
aw! I get it... I'm a little slow sometimes... :laugh:

 

From all that Rocky Mt. high :laugh:

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I'm assuming you all feel better about your miserable lives now that you've had your chance to bash and make fun of this guy's looks. Good job losers.

 

Oh ok, he asked what peple think, sorry if your upset that he didn't get sugar coated replies. Besides the fact that starting a thread about becoming a male escort does not belong in a forum for dating advice. Talking about doing older chicks for money essentially breaking the law, I'm not sure why one would post their picture. And sharing the fact there is a bi gf who is ok with it doesn't make this fairytale any less nasty

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An escort must be immaculately groomed, stylishly but tastefully dressed, he must know a bit about events of the day, a bit about art, music, fine dining, he must be able to

play the part of a reasonably cultured professional man. He also must be discrete.

 

 

Well, there goes my dream of becoming an escort, right down the drain.

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Well, there goes my dream of becoming an escort, right down the drain.

 

LOL, thing is that a lot of men are more than happy to pick up streetwalkers who are willing to service them in their cars

for very small sums of money. The type of client the OP is looking to attract is wanting an entirely different sort of experience.

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LOL, thing is that a lot of men are more than happy to pick up streetwalkers who are willing to service them in their cars

for very small sums of money. The type of client the OP is looking to attract is wanting an entirely different sort of experience.

 

 

I think I'll just stick to climbing wind turbines

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I think I'll just stick to climbing wind turbines

 

 

No Ive changed my mind I AM escort material. Ladies please comment on my possibilities don't hold back, I know I am totally hot, just wanna know HOW hot!

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No Ive changed my mind I AM escort material. Ladies please comment on my possibilities don't hold back, I know I am totally hot, just wanna know HOW hot!

 

So this is what the test thread was for? You wanted to post that?

 

:laugh:

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So this is what the test thread was for? You wanted to post that?

 

:laugh:

 

 

well why not? And dont be snooping around on my "test" threads. LOL

I just want to see if I have a future as an escort!!

 

 

 

 

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well why not? And dont be snooping around on my "test" threads. LOL

I just want to see if I have a future as an escort!!

 

 

 

 

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I'll snoop all I want, mister! :p

 

Is 10 quid ok? For 5 hours?

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Surely this thread is a joke? With a mug like that, even queers wouldn't pay money to have sex with you.

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I'll snoop all I want, mister! :p

 

Is 10 quid ok? For 5 hours?

 

 

 

Are you kidding? Even after you've seen my picture? I am one high priced escort!!! LMAO

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Are you kidding? Even after you've seen my picture? I am one high priced escort!!! LMAO

 

 

 

Ummm...where do they find parachutes for you...? They would need one the size of Texas...

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Ummm...where do they find parachutes for you...? They would need one the size of Texas...

 

:lmao::lmao:

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Ummm...where do they find parachutes for you...? They would need one the size of Texas...

 

 

 

That's a special order item. Are you saying I'm not escort material?

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That's a special order item. Are you saying I'm not escort material?

 

 

Oh, no no...I'd hit it. Like a :bunny:.

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Oh, no no...I'd hit it. Like a :bunny:.

 

 

 

thanks DD. but I dont think Leia likes me very much though

Edited by skydiveaddict
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thanks DD. but I dont think Leia likes me very much though

 

You did not state your height!

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You did not state your height!

 

 

who knows? Hard to stand up striaght with all that extra real estate hanging off you

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You did not state your height!

 

 

I knew it!!! Height is sooo important!!! :rolleyes:

Posted
Oh, no no...I'd hit it. Like a :bunny:.

Oh goodie! I'm really looking foward to this

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I knew it!!! Height is sooo important!!! :rolleyes:

 

 

Well my best guess is 5' 1" 320 lbs

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