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It's a grim oulook for you OP. You better get some height increasing shoes, 5 8" is too short to be the stud muffin your dreaming of becoming. I just don't see it being a profitable venture for you. But if hot or not gives you an ego boost just keep on believing that 8.5 they're telling you:lmao: It's a fact, 99% of male escorts are realy fluffers for hire

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Well you've got one thing going for you and your gay escort aspirations.

 

You look better from the back.

 

omg... that is funny! :lmao:

 

this whole thread is too damn funny!!

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This is pure comedy. Hilarious.

 

I wouldn't sleep with you if you paid me. Let alone vice versa.

 

But by all means, if you end up doing this, please humour us by sharing your exploits here. They'll be interesting at the very least...

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LMAO EPIC simply EPIC!!!

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This thread has made me want to become an escort too...:o

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Your customers will be

 

Gay Men

Older Unattractive Women

 

 

LOL

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did OP say he considered himself an 8.5?

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did OP say he considered himself an 8.5?

 

 

No, he said was he an 8.5 on HotOrNot.com...which basically means nothing...and that perhaps he voted for himself...a lot...

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Most lame thread ever :lmao:

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did OP say he considered himself an 8.5?

 

Maybe he meant out of 30.

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Maybe he meant out of 30.

 

Probably out of 100.

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Most lame thread ever :lmao:

 

 

You're just jealous you can't be a male escort like OP...don't hate the playa, hate the game...:laugh:

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You're just jealous you can't be a male escort like OP...don't hate the playa, hate the game...:laugh:

 

LMAO...:lmao:

 

Not like we've seen this kind of thread before:

 

"Hay guys, I'm a semi-built dude who isn't sure about his looks, so Imma post a link to my picture n rate me, mkay?"

 

<Link inserted here - probably photo-chopped from other photos>

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LMAO...:lmao:

 

Not like we've seen this kind of thread before:

 

"Hay guys, I'm a semi-built dude who isn't sure about his looks, so Imma post a link to my picture n rate me, mkay?"

 

<Link inserted here - probably photo-chopped from other photos>

 

you know.. that's interesting. I have seen a few of these types of rate my look threads on here and they've all been from guys... hmmm....

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I'm assuming you all feel better about your miserable lives now that you've had your chance to bash and make fun of this guy's looks. Good job losers.

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you know.. that's interesting. I have seen a few of these types of rate my look threads on here and they've all been from guys... hmmm....

 

We assume they are guys and they are legitimately asking about their looks.

 

The whole rate my looks thing is being over done on this site.

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We assume they are guys and they are legitimately asking about their looks.

 

The whole rate my looks thing is being over done on this site.

 

no assuming... I look at the pics and definitely a guy... or a really really ugly girl! :laugh:

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no assuming... I look at the pics and definitely a guy... or a really really ugly girl! :laugh:

 

Whose on the other end of the OP's terminal?

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I'm assuming you all feel better about your miserable lives now that you've had your chance to bash and make fun of this guy's looks. Good job losers.

 

 

It's not the looks we are bashing...it's the very act of having to post on a public forum an inquiry as to his looks that deserves criticism...

 

And he is rather average from an objective standpoint...

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It's not the looks we are bashing...it's the very act of having to post on a public forum an inquiry as to his looks that deserves criticism...

 

And he is rather average from an objective standpoint...

 

The OP says he's 22 and Canadian. Being that young, you probably don't think much about posting your pic on a forum. Not something most of us would do.

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As a women who occasionally indulges in escorts, you need to lose the thug look. Most older gals will want someone they can take with them to an event or have dinner with in a decent place without getting raised eyebrows. Also in many of the finer hotels you won't make in past the lobby. Clean it up, great skin and nail care,take EXCELLENT care of your teeth! simple but classic clothing of good fabric, quality leather shoes! lose the thug life dinner plates in your ears.

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The problem with men in general is that they think that they are better looking than they really are.

 

I would sincerely give OP 4 out of 10.

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I dunno about that guy's are really shallow seriously even the ugliness of guys want a hot woman to sleep with and would go as far as to pickup a drunk chick at a bar which is wrong in the first place. Must successful ladies don't have to to date so they hire a escort to go to party's, dinner, ect

 

LOL huh...what planet do you live on..here on Earth women do not hire escorts to go to partys or dinner.

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