Gold Pile Posted December 20, 2009 Posted December 20, 2009 I pride myself on a willingness to report my failures alongside my victories. I've been holding out on you in the case of a ego crusher in November. A recent event has mitigated my pain to the point that I can finally talk about it. For decades people have been telling me I'm in great shape. Some say great shape for someone my age, others say for any age. (I agree with the latter). For the last decade I've been getting better looking with maturity. If I could hit on women without opening my mouth...I'd have a 100% score rate. Last month a young guy who is a part time bouncer in a strip club, told me I should apply for a dancer position on lady's night. He said the old chicks would dig me. (35 is old to him). I learned male strippers don't make great money, but I could bank on a couple of opportunities to score each night. I fasted for 24 hours, then pumped iron on every major muscle group. During pre-business morning hours I strode into the club wearing a tight new white T-shirt and good fitting jeans. 2 young guys and a 40ish guy were there, as were 2 hot young ladies, also a good looking late 30's redhead. The redhead (too old to dance) gave me a genuine appreciative look. The dancers gave a lusty look but they do that to any guy (meal ticket) in a strip club. One of the guys said "you're in good shape sir". I had this job in the bag. I was going to refuse complete nudity unless they paid for E.D. pills so I could be a proper showman for the ladies. Same guy asked if he could help me. I told I was there to express an interest in being a stripper on lady's night. A chorus of laughter filled the room and someone said "grandpa". I was really hurt, I told them I was in better shape and better looking than any guy there. The redhead took pity on me said I could audition for her anytime. The older guy complimented my looks and said the opening was for a younger guy. I dragged my late 40's butt out of there, and vowed never to speak of it to anyone. Friday I ran into the apologetic bouncer. He handed me a note from the redhead....she wanted me to call her. Big storm here this weekend but we have a date Tuesday evening.
Lizzie60 Posted December 20, 2009 Posted December 20, 2009 Hahaha... you're still the best GP... Hilarious.. you got a way to tell your story.. I want more.. Good luck on Tuesday.. keep us posted..
Author Gold Pile Posted December 20, 2009 Author Posted December 20, 2009 Hahaha... you're still the best GP... Hilarious.. you got a way to tell your story.. I want more.. Good luck on Tuesday.. keep us posted.. And I want you:love:
Lizzie60 Posted December 20, 2009 Posted December 20, 2009 And I want you:love: If only we were closer..
ADF Posted December 20, 2009 Posted December 20, 2009 Let's assume this story is true (and I am not sure it is). Not qualifying to be a stripper in your late 40s is not a major failure. You might want to attach a little less of your sense of self-worth to your physical appearace.
carhill Posted December 20, 2009 Posted December 20, 2009 GP makes for great reading. I like to think of it as a blend of the real and the surreal
Author Gold Pile Posted December 20, 2009 Author Posted December 20, 2009 (edited) .... You might want to attach a little less of your sense of self-worth to your physical appearace. I would if I looked like you:lmao: just kidding, I have no idea what you look like. I'm pretty vain about my brains too but stripping is an 99% appearance issue. Thanks for the reply. Thanks Carhill, Merry Xmas PS: Jaytb, pics of what? I didn't get the gig Edited December 20, 2009 by Gold Pile
gopher Posted December 21, 2009 Posted December 21, 2009 Good story, but seriously....unless a late 40something guy is dancing for 65 year old, I get why they laughed. Most of the women going to a male strip clubs are leaving late 40's hubby's at home. Check the senior centers though! LOL Just messing with you ....48 year old guy myself.
alphamale Posted December 21, 2009 Posted December 21, 2009 Friday I ran into the apologetic bouncer. He handed me a note from the redhead....she wanted me to call her. Big storm here this weekend but we have a date Tuesday evening. sort of a rough way to get a date GP
EcstasyX6 Posted December 21, 2009 Posted December 21, 2009 Lol. Loved the story too, but I've got one for you: I'm in my mid 40s now, and am constantly told by people of different ages that I look like I'm in my 30s. I also feel very sexy and am told I look sexy as well, but generally don't think about my age. A couple of years ago, I went out clubbing regularly with my friends, and usually ended up dancing most of the night with the attention of at least a couple of guys. One particular night, I was really into the music, and dancing at the edge of the dance floor facing outward, wearing a sexy skirt. Well I thought I looked hot, but I looked up to see two younger 20 something guys snickering at me. It goes to show you, that it's all about who is looking at you. I think you should feel flattered that the 35 y.o. noticed you, AND made a move.
Jaytb Posted December 22, 2009 Posted December 22, 2009 PS: Jaytb, pics of what? I didn't get the gig We should see your bod and we'll tell you if you'd be a good stripper
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