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I want to turn to the dark side, how do I become an A-Hole?


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You don't have to be an ******* to meet hot women.. fyi

 

 

 

 

i'd like to hang where you do 'cause i've never met a hot girl who wasnt looking for an a..hole

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You don't have to be an ******* to meet hot women.. fyi

I don't even want to meet "hot" women. I just want a sane, non obese woman who doesn't need constant drama in her life.

Posted
The above sounds like it might work, but what a ton of effort just to get laid! I find that there are easier ways.

 

 

i'm all ears!

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I don't even want to meet "hot" women. I just want a sane, non obese woman who doesn't need constant drama in her life.

 

 

no such thing my friend

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no such thing my friend

 

 

then I shall become a priest. oh wait, I already live that way.

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then I shall become a priest. oh wait, I already live that way.

 

 

 

lmao i almost became one myself seriously!

Posted
then I shall become a priest. oh wait, I already live that way.

I think you blew the poverty part ;)

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lmao i almost became one myself seriously!

I'm jewish, so the jesus stuff probably wouldn't cut it for me. but oh well...

 

 

I'm sure there are purposes for celibate men in this world... like slave labor.

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I'm jewish, so the jesus stuff probably wouldn't cut it for me. but oh well...

 

 

I'm sure there are purposes for celibate men in this world... like slave labor.

If you become a priest you may get some action.. would be a felony but even priests are getting some nowadays

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When you know its that time.. Don't just nibble on the barrel.. Pull the damn trigger

 

 

 

 

 

sometimes easier said than done my friend

Posted
When you know its that time.. Don't just nibble on the barrel.. Pull the damn trigger

 

sometimes easier said than done my friend

it always is.. but thats how women separate the men from the boys

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it always is.. but thats how women separate the men from the boys

 

 

 

 

true words my friend

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i'm all ears!

 

You just create an interesting, funny, sexy vision of a shared world for a woman and invite her to join you in creating that world and playing in it. Most everyone is jaded to the hilt these days, so this can be strong medicine. It's a great way to live generally also, you just magnify certain aspects when flirting/seducing.

 

Sorry, that's kind of nebulous and short on specifics. The best advice I can give is to play to your strengths and amplify those strengths passionately to your enjoyment level over time. Passion and joy are infectious, and when you get to a point where you are displaying them naturally for a new date, you really don't have to be anything other than yourself. However, the advice "be yourself" is very poor general advice until you have hit a certain level of self-awareness and worked diligently on bringing forth your best self.

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After my latest "lets be friends" incident I've decided enough is enough. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. I've decided to dedicate myself to becoming a jerk, an A-Hole.

 

OK I need advice here from any A-Hole reading this. What is it you do that gets you layed and kept out of the "friend-zone"?

 

Please list all tips/advice on this thread for how to become the A-Hole of a woman's dreams. The "real man" she truly desires. The "Alpha male". And also list things NOT to do with women that would make them see you as the "Beta male".

 

I want DETAILS. I wanna know what to say, how poorly to treat them, etc.

 

I'm sick of being the nice guy who gets nothing but spit on. Time for me to do some spitting of my own.

 

 

Congrats. Just based on this post, you have established being an A-hole. :D

 

Ps. Find out what a genuinely nice guy IS before you go whining. I can bet if you were really that NICE guy, you wouldn't be having such a horrible time with relationships.

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...I want DETAILS. I wanna know what to say, how poorly to treat them, etc.

 

I'm sick of being the nice guy who gets nothing but spit on. Time for me to do some spitting of my own.

 

Okay. I'm not feeding into this. You're looking for qualities?

 

What I love in a man: a sense of humor and the absurd, intelligent, sexy, loyal, sets me apart, and helps to create an environment where I can feel free and accepted as myself. I return the favor.

 

What I do not like in a man: snotty attitude, jaded, entitled, stupid, black and white thinker, antagonistic, all in all douchebag-type of behavior.

 

Hope this helps.

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Okay. I'm not feeding into this. You're looking for qualities?

 

What I love in a man: a sense of humor and the absurd, intelligent, sexy, loyal, sets me apart, and helps to create an environment where I can feel free and accepted as myself. I return the favor.

 

What I do not like in a man: snotty attitude, jaded, entitled, stupid, black and white thinker, antagonistic, all in all douchebag-type of behavior.

 

Hope this helps.

 

 

 

 

sounds about right except for the last paragraph that's the kinda guys virtually ALL women want: the typical alpha male

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