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well i pleasure myself and then i go to confession for these fellings are fro just marriage and this alone

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Pleasing yourself is what I think a natural thing. You just gotta do it. Plus if you don't have a man or a women in your life then it is perfectly normal to please yourself. It is actually a very healthy thing to keep the juices flowin. And there is nothing wrong with doing that, so if your going to go to confession, talk to the priest on something that you have done that is really really bad or that you worry about or anything but the masturbating thing. I can only imagine what the priest is thinking. But anywho don't feel ashamed. Take care and keep beating the meat. LOL. Sorry just had to put that.

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Strange, of all the times I've been to confession, that's the one thing I never quite bring myself to confess.

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According to Catholic dogma, a sin is not forgiven unless you are truly sorry for it. The priest cannot forgive you unless you have actually repented. If you keep on jerking off and it feels good, you obviously aren't very sorry for doing it. Therefore, I suggest you invest in a good heat and fire resistant suit. Haven't you found yourself a dick-lay yet as a suitable alternative to masturbation?

 

Perhaps if you write the Pope, he can swing a special deal for you...although there may be some handling charges.

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Isn't extramarital dick-lay a sin as well?

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Don't flog me for this question. I'm not Catholic. But is masturbation considered a sin?

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I'm no scholar, but according to what I've read, It's sinful to be sexual outside of a marriage, and whether or not that counts is debated. I'm sure the catechism has something to say about it, but I don't have it at the moment.

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