deannathecat Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Hey folks, I've finally coming out from the lurking field to get some advice. Please, if you think my question is sick or disgusting, don't waste your time telling me so, if you have honest advice I'd love to hear it. Well the name of the thread kind of sums it up. My dad is the sweetest guy on earth, Hes kind and caring and very sincere about everything he does. He's been the best dad a girl could ask for but he is really really shy around women. He's been single since as long as I can remember and I'm 28. I know lots of women would like him but he doesn't know how to approach them. And lately he's been having a hard time at work with this supervisor. I don't know if its weird that I think this, but he seems so stressed out all the time and lonely, I know exactly what he needs, to get laid! So I know two of my girlfriends who are into threesomes, and I bet if I asked them, they would totally be down for it and tag team him. I wouldn't let my dad know I had arranged it, I'd let him think he seduced and charmed them all by himself . I know it would make his day, heck it would make his year I bet! I just want to see him happy and smiling again. I know he has always been embarrassed about his lack of success concerning women. Especially since my step-dad, who he's always been a little competitve with, is sort of a lady's man. I think this might give my dad the confidence boost he has needed for the past twenty eight years. But is it weird that I am even considering this? I feel most daughters wouldn't do this for their dads, and if he somehow found out I had arranged it, I wouldn't want him to be weirded out or angry with me.
Awesome Username Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Yes, it's very weird. If he is a normal person, he will be shocked.
D-Lish Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Nice try troll- next time stick with the underage girl angle- maybe pose as a MM in need of advice.
jerbear Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 I think your dad would enjoy it very much! Just be careful that your friends do not end up being your step-mothers.
Author deannathecat Posted December 13, 2009 Author Posted December 13, 2009 Nice try troll- next time stick with the underage girl angle- maybe pose as a MM in need of advice. Theres one of you in every thread. Please, if you don't have actual advice, post elsewhere.
Author deannathecat Posted December 13, 2009 Author Posted December 13, 2009 Yes, it's very weird. If he is a normal person, he will be shocked. Thats why I would never want him to know it was me who had the idea in the first place! I don't want him to feel weird, I just want him to enjoy himself and be happy and maybe even get a little bit of confidence. I don't know how else to do it. All I know is when I gave my boyfriend a threesome, his confidence went thru the roof. I just assumed it worked that way for most guys.
Awesome Username Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Then set him up on a date with ONE woman. Don't try to kink up your dad's sex life. That's my advice.
jerbear Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 I'm going to counter AU's advice and just let him have it. Set up the threesome. He is an guy, he can handle it.
Boundary Problem Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 It is nice when you can be friends with your parents. I can't remember ever having the urge though to set one of my friends up on a 3-some. Isn't that something people organize for themselves? If you want to boost your dad's confidence why not take him clothes shopping. Then new clothes will garner him attention, and he can take care of the rest himself. Sometimes it isn't a lack of confidence. It is just a lack of interest in the opposite sex. Sorry to be blunt, but maybe your dad is perfectly satisfied with porn.
Pink Cupcakes Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Do you live in a trashy trailer park and have been on Jerry Springer by chance?
Awesome Username Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 I'm going to counter AU's advice and just let him have it. Set up the threesome. He is an guy, he can handle it. Jerbear I'm imagining you with a gelled up pomp, aviator glasses, and a smile with a sparkle in your teeth with a bunch of gold rings on your fingers. You know what? Eff it...give it a try! and make sure to come back here and tell us EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED! I'm gonna pop some popcorn.
jw90063 Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 If this thread is for real, what has the world come to.
Boundary Problem Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 No, let me bring the popcorn. I'll even put it in paper bags for everyone. Would lemonade be OK?
quankanne Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 I don't know, Deanna – if he's a private person, that might be outside his comfort zone. On the other hand, even just having that kind of offer might pump up his confidence about his attractiveness. I'm with the poster who suggested you introduce him to a nice woman. Ideally, someone a little younger than your mom (but not your age!) who has a lust for life and who lets everyone know that your daddy totally rocks her world. Think Ann-Margaret
jw90063 Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 No, let me bring the popcorn. I'll even put it in paper bags for everyone. Would lemonade be OK? All that for Jerry Springer?
jerbear Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Jerbear I'm imagining you with a gelled up pomp, aviator glasses, and a smile with a sparkle in your teeth with a bunch of gold rings on your fingers. You know what? Eff it...give it a try! and make sure to come back here and tell us EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED! I'm gonna pop some popcorn. How did you know I am in used car sales? :eek:
Awesome Username Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 How did you know I am in used car sales? :eek: I'm a genius psychic. Really though, if I were a man and my daughter tried to arrange a threesome for me because she thought I couldn't get any game myself, it would kill every inch of confidence I have ever acquired.
bac Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 He's been single since as long as I can remember and I'm 28. .... all the time and lonely, I know exactly what he needs, to get laid! . I know it would make his day, heck it would make his year I bet! I just want to see him happy and smiling again. I know he has always been embarrassed about his lack of success concerning women. ... confidence boost he has needed for the past twenty eight years. But is it weird that I am even considering this? I feel most daughters wouldn't do this for their dads. You are a great daughter. I wish most kids were so supportive about their parents like you. I am in 40s, so I speak from experience:). You are right to consider to please your dad. Go ahead with your idea. Do you have a such open relationship with your dad, so he could tell you all these things that he wants? How do you know all these things about his sexual fantasies?
jw90063 Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 You are a great daughter. I wish most kids were so supportive about their parents like you. I am in 40s, so I speak from experience:). You are right to consider to please your dad. Go ahead with your idea. Do you have a such open relationship with your dad, so he could tell you all these things that he wants? How do you know all these things about his sexual fantasies? Are you being serious? Its one thing to care about your parents, and want them to be happy. Its another considering he might need a threesome. How can you even speak of your parent and threesome at the same time.
cybersister Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 I think it's good you care for your dad, but really I think that cos it made your boyfriend happy its not enough of a reason to think it's right for your dad. If you have a good relationship, be open and talkt o him- suggest you could set him up with one woman- **** he may have enough trouble remembering what to do with one let alone two. If he likes that and is happy with you setting him up then go for 2. I understand you not wanting him to know it comes from you, but if it later came out the effect on your relationship could be worse that him knowing up front.
bac Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Are you being serious? Its one thing to care about your parents, and want them to be happy. Its another considering he might need a threesome. How can you even speak of your parent and threesome at the same time. There are different family values which depend on a family. In other words, what is right for her family might be wrong for your family.
Pink Cupcakes Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 For some reason, this thread is making me laugh my head off. I think it's good you care for your dad, but really I think that cos it made your boyfriend happy its not enough of a reason to think it's right for your dad. If you have a good relationship, be open and talkt o him- suggest you could set him up with one woman- **** he may have enough trouble remembering what to do with one let alone two. If he likes that and is happy with you setting him up then go for 2. I understand you not wanting him to know it comes from you, but if it later came out the effect on your relationship could be worse that him knowing up front.
Trimmer Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 For some reason, this thread is making me laugh my head off. I'm not sure if I want to settle in and watch the proceedings, or run straight to the bathroom and take a bleach shower, never to return...
torranceshipman Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 I can guarantee the OP isn't actually a 28yr old female....females don't think about these types of sexual things in relation to their father, and they don't use this type of language to describe things like this. 100% of girls wanting to set up their father would want to do so that he has a romantic companion to fall in love with so he isn't lonely - the last freaking thing on their minds would be sex and their friends?! That's just weird. Definitely a dude posting, who wants to get a kick of some kind.
Author deannathecat Posted December 13, 2009 Author Posted December 13, 2009 I can guarantee the OP isn't actually a 28yr old female....females don't think about these types of sexual things in relation to their father, and they don't use this type of language to describe things like this. 100% of girls wanting to set up their father would want to do so that he has a romantic companion to fall in love with so he isn't lonely - the last freaking thing on their minds would be sex and their friends?! That's just weird. Definitely a dude posting, who wants to get a kick of some kind. Why is man telling me "females don't think about these types of sexual things in relation to their father" ? I'm a girl so I ought to know just a little better than you, what females think in relation to anything. Maybe you should stick to what you know. I would never presume to tell men what they think in relation to things. Any anyway, I already said that I know its a little weird I'm thinking of it. That's why I wanted some feedback. Having said that, here's my reasoning behind my op. I'd love to match my dad up with the love of his life. He deserves it more than anyone. But the truth is, I have no idea what woman would be interested in him romantically. I know there must be tons of them, but I don't really have any friends in his age group, and most of my friends would not want to seriously date a man in his fifties. I just can't pull his perfect match out of a hat! So I'm not going to worry about what I can't give him, which is how I came across the idea of what I can give him. I've got tons of girlfriends who like to party and have fun, and who are around my age or younnger. It would be the easiest thing in the world. And btw. I'm a very sexual person. Theres no reason to assume "The last freaking thing on their minds would be sex and their friends". My friends and I talk about sex all the time. Why do you assume girls don't think about sex? Sorry if the way I talk doesn't meet your ideals for how a proper female should. I have alot of "dude" friends so I guess I must have picked up some of their bad habits.
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