Starring_Emma Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Isn't there a huge chance that a liberal boyfriend is going to turn out gay? Don't liberal guys cry a lot and have weird clingy relationships with their mothers?
carhill Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Clearly you never observed George W. Bush interact with his mother
carhill Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 I read the tarot cards in the toilet every morning. Very liberal.
IrishCarBomb Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Isn't there a huge chance that a liberal boyfriend is going to turn out gay? Yeah I heard it's like 120%. 100% chance of being gay, and 20% additional chance of being "super-crazy-rainbows" gay. Don't liberal guys cry a lot and have weird clingy relationships with their mothers? Just start talking about oppressed Muslims and watch the waterworks start flowing. They have an even crazier relationship with their marijuana and acoustic guitars.
SoulSearch_CO Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Isn't there a huge chance that a liberal boyfriend is going to turn out gay? Don't liberal guys cry a lot and have weird clingy relationships with their mothers? What. The. ****.
You'reasian Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Isn't there a huge chance that a liberal boyfriend is going to turn out gay? Don't liberal guys cry a lot and have weird clingy relationships with their mothers? Check the dudes voting record and affiliations just to be safe . I like arts, history, music n' stuff but am more right of center.
BUENG1 Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Isn't there a huge chance that a liberal boyfriend is going to turn out gay? Don't liberal guys cry a lot and have weird clingy relationships with their mothers? Stay away from the leftists. Liberalism is evil.
doushenka Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Isn't there a huge chance that a liberal boyfriend is going to turn out gay? Don't liberal guys cry a lot and have weird clingy relationships with their mothers? If we can drool over guys together and go shopping after he turns out gay, there's no problem!
Toki Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Isn't there a huge chance that a liberal boyfriend is going to turn out gay? Don't liberal guys cry a lot and have weird clingy relationships with their mothers? Not any less of a chance that all conservatives have tiny penises, which is why they're pro gun, like to make lots of money to impress people they couldn't normally impress, and have secret extra marital gay sex affairs with latino men at the airport bathroom, despite taking a pro family stance in politics.
Miko Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 No reason to believe he'd turn out gay, but plenty of reason to believe that he'll be a no job lazy POS who's couldn't take care of a family and raise children if his life depended on it.
deebeechrisyo Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 lol really? You'll have as good a chance finding a closet homosexual by dating any Conservative politician or pastor.
phineas Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Gay? doubt it. however I was at a party a while back & noticed that the dudes who got bent out of shape over the "don't taze me bro" kid being tazed also went off about police brutality & their use of a tazer had to be the biggest group of pansy's i'd ever met. They were liberals. I'd have to say the group of theater guys in the adjoining room drinking wine were more manly then the dudes crying about the use of tazers. I of course mentioned I love COPs & the only reason I watch it is because I likes seeing dummies get tazed. Then walked away dragging my knuckles.
Author Starring_Emma Posted December 13, 2009 Author Posted December 13, 2009 Is this even a serious question? As serious as a heart beat!
Author Starring_Emma Posted December 13, 2009 Author Posted December 13, 2009 If we can drool over guys together and go shopping after he turns out gay, there's no problem! Yeah, they could help pick out wall paper and shoes.
Author Starring_Emma Posted December 13, 2009 Author Posted December 13, 2009 Gay? doubt it. however I was at a party a while back & noticed that the dudes who got bent out of shape over the "don't taze me bro" kid being tazed also went off about police brutality & their use of a tazer had to be the biggest group of pansy's i'd ever met. They were liberals. I'd have to say the group of theater guys in the adjoining room drinking wine were more manly then the dudes crying about the use of tazers. I of course mentioned I love COPs & the only reason I watch it is because I likes seeing dummies get tazed. Then walked away dragging my knuckles. I love that "Don't Taze Me Bro" video! I think it would be a good training video for Cop to learn what to look for in someone who needs a good taze'n! I bet that kid learned a little something about listening to authority. I f not next time they should zap him on his bean bag!
Awesome Username Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 It depends on the degree, but they're certainly more likely to never be satisfied. I see it this way: An uber conservative will likely have his sh*t under control, but life might get really boring because they usually stay in one spot. You get your more controlling guys and you might have to watch the 700 club and am radio. He drinks Budweiser or Heinekin He'll pick the radio station, and he loves it when you wear a dress and get your hair done (this is the only reason he'll take you places). He might want five kids. You need to tell him off and tell him to shut up a lot. An uber liberal will likely be an artist or a musician at heart, a nomad, and your life will be full of twists and turns but it will be a constant struggle to pay for stuff. You will have more freedom, which makes him jealous. You are a kid at heart and you might have to eat vegetables and ground up newspaper for the rest of your life. He drinks Pabst and Sierra. He pretends that he knows a lot about football during the Superbowl, but he knows about as much as your sister about how to play. He might not want kids. He cares less about your hair and more about your ass, and if you tell him to shut up he'll have tears in his eyes, so you'll have to find a code word for shut up. Former or the latter, girls?
Jaytb Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Gay? doubt it. however I was at a party a while back & noticed that the dudes who got bent out of shape over the "don't taze me bro" kid being tazed I'm a "liberal" (more like progressive) and I laughed my a$s off at that video.
tami-chan Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 No reason to believe he'd turn out gay, but plenty of reason to believe that he'll be a no job lazy POS who's couldn't take care of a family and raise children if his life depended on it. But he will be a cool, angst-filled-totally tortured soul-birks wearing-very hip-alms asking-feed the hungry using other people's money-loves animals more than people-all-together good guy!
D-Lish Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 But he will be a cool, angst-filled-totally tortured soul-birks wearing-very hip-alms asking-feed the hungry using other people's money-loves animals more than people-all-together good guy! Who loves Oprah and sushi!
Awesome Username Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Who loves Oprah and sushi! All liberals love sushi. Even if they're vegetarians.
Toki Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 I think you've got a totally off keel perception of what a liberal or a conservative is. They can be anybody, either or. It's the ones that want attention that give the persona, I've met some hardass liberals, and some super effiminate conservatives. Politics is politics, both are you going to try to screw you...
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