TheLoneSock Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 I hate it when guys post pics of themselves like this: http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=8477055 It just screams "I am insecure"... Serves you right for checking out 36 year old guys. Work your cougar-ness, snatch a mid 20's stud.
knaveman Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 I hate it when guys post pics of themselves like this: http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=8477055 It just screams "I am insecure"... reminds me of this...:p
boogieboy Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Haha, yeah I went to the OKCupid forums a few times and learned the terms "Myspace Angle Photos" and "Secret Internet Fatty". Hehe, Actually Myspace Voodoo is pretty 2007, I'm re-naming it "The Moo Angle"
tigressA Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Hehe, Actually Myspace Voodoo is pretty 2007, I'm re-naming it "The Moo Angle" Hahahaha:lmao:
phineas Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 "I like to be Wined & Dined" Translation you will pay & pay dearly to get me & keep me.
Mary3 Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 OMG WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? I am seeing this is universally happening online. Do those guys actually even get dates? I mean come on! Oh another one I hated was "add me to MSN and I'll show you my pics there" WTF?!?!? I don't even use MSN why should I give you my email address just to look at a picture that you can very well just post on the dating site in private? It was SO annoying I would read delete and block the guys after that. That one really really would get under my skin and I think that was the only time I would get so hardcore pissy like that! Miko: what profile? He is going to send you **** pics. Thats THE only reason they want to do that and they hope you will send some nude pics back.
Yukikazi Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 He is going to send you **** pics. Thats THE only reason they want to do that and they hope you will send some nude pics back. Thats when you should send them some back and pretend you are really a guy
boogieboy Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Im looking though profiles again, and EVERYONE of these women say the same thing. "My family means everything to me". Isnt this a given for most people? What does putting it in your profile mean in woman speak?
hopesndreams Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 No spaces after periods and commas. Why? Looking for someone to compliment me not complicate me. My glass is half full. A list a mile long of the music that interests them. I leave the seat down. Likes to kiss and cuddle. Not into games. Not a player. No drama. No baggage. Profiles in caps. No photo, no reply.
IrishCarBomb Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Never done online dating, but this one just annoys me on facebook: People who have their profile show them playing the guitar, but in reality they have no idea how to play the guitar.
deebeechrisyo Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Her profile pic is her in a bikini... yeah she's not looking for attention at all.She's only looking for a long-term relationship. That's cool, but don't you have to do the whole dating thing before transitioning to long-term? Will she just meet you and within 5 minutes start holding your hand and talk about moving in together?"I've dated my share of jerks and now I want to settle down with a nice guy" LOLShe likes to try new things... are we talking about positions here?My favorite one ever, which I came across a month ago - "I am exploring new avenues in my life and have found that I am a great person". What the???
Author DustySaltus Posted December 13, 2009 Author Posted December 13, 2009 Her profile pic is her in a bikini... yeah she's not looking for attention at all.She's only looking for a long-term relationship. That's cool, but don't you have to do the whole dating thing before transitioning to long-term? Will she just meet you and within 5 minutes start holding your hand and talk about moving in together?"I've dated my share of jerks and now I want to settle down with a nice guy" LOLShe likes to try new things... are we talking about positions here?My favorite one ever, which I came across a month ago - "I am exploring new avenues in my life and have found that I am a great person". What the??? LOL, great stuff. What about when her profile pic has a baby in it but the caption says, "Not Mine" What the hell? i'm confused, Do you want kids? are you sending a hidden message? why does the kid look just like you? Are you looking for a cheap babysitting alternative for your sister?
alclarkey Posted December 13, 2009 Posted December 13, 2009 Something I'd like to point out, is that while a load of profiles are probably ****tacular, a lot of the people who made them are probably fantastic people, and would make great lovers.
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