DustySaltus Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 I'll start off: When the girl is wearing a maid of honor dress and a bouquet of flowers in her hand in her main profile pic. Whoa, slow down there tiger.
InspiredbyYou Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 Really? guys think that? Interesting! Ok, when a guy puts "prefer not to say" in the do you do drugs section of the profile usually means he is a chronic drug user. or Same thing but for the "do you have kids" question. Is that his underhanded way of saying "not that I know of...." ohh there are SO many, so little time...
Leonard Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 When a guy posts a pic of himself with a blow up doll.... You don't do that... do you?
boogieboy Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 When a guy posts a pic of himself with a blow up doll.... You don't do that... do you? I hope this is a joke, how do you not recognise Budd Bundy?
looking4 green grass Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 I think the guy sprawled across the bed, pointing at his crotch, with a come hither look on his face. Gee I was SO happy to get a message from him!! Bwahahaha....delete and block!
Yukikazi Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 can we add pet peeves to this list? Such golden oldies as -I love to laugh... Yea no **** sweetie.. who doesn't -I like to hang at home but I like to go out and have fun also.. So you are like every other girl out there who either stays home or goes out. -Equally comfortable at a dive bar or a fancy restaurant.. once again.. no ****.. this isn't new or unique
looking4 green grass Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 can we add pet peeves to this list? Such golden oldies as -I love to laugh... Yea no **** sweetie.. who doesn't -I like to hang at home but I like to go out and have fun also.. So you are like every other girl out there who either stays home or goes out. -Equally comfortable at a dive bar or a fancy restaurant.. once again.. no ****.. this isn't new or unique Lol. I've seen so many guys complain about this in their profile.
boogieboy Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 (edited) I went thru a few POF profiles... Not looking for someone that is into games So you ignore all red flags? Good I can get away with anything I'm really not interested in someone who is only looking for a friendship because I want a long term relationship.I don't mess around and I don't play games So when you date up you let yourself get trampled on and used as a FWB? Duly noted. In the end, I'm looking for a trustworthy, respectful, intelligent, strong man who can both appreciate my interests and introduce me to new ones. So you get attached quick to guys who have no interest in you eh? but with my teaching and college classes rarely have the time. So not only do you want to make yourself appear too busy for dating, you'll be using that excuse commonly to blow people off. I love to be with my friends and family, Translation: Im co-dependent, I cant be by myself for 2 seconds, and they will get all up in my business and yours. I don't like drama, and try very hard to avoid it. translation: Life would be boring if I avoided drama ALTOGETHER... Let me just say this first. If you message me and you only message me one word like Hi or your cute or hey how are you. I will NOT RESPOND. That is def not going to get my attention and it will make me think you have no social skills what so ever so why would I even write back. Translation: The ONE guy out of all of you ugly clowns is the hottest thing ever and Im waiting for his reply to my "hi, your cute" message, and you creeps are filling up my inbox...I cant miss it if he replys!! I am a fun and interesting person with a bit of an edgy humor translation: Im boring, I cant even find anthing about myself to describe...I hope no one asks me how Im interesting and fun.... Edited December 11, 2009 by boogieboy
phineas Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 when every picture of you was taken to show off your clevage. Bending over & pushing your boobs up looks nice, but seriously? When there are more than 3 people in your picture & it's the only picture so you have no idea which one it is. Cell phone in the bathroom mirror pic. Really? you don't know anybody who can take a picture of you? The disembodied arm in the picture because she literally cut the dude in it out with a pair of scissers & scanned it in.
Author DustySaltus Posted December 11, 2009 Author Posted December 11, 2009 I hope this is a joke, how do you not recognise Budd Bundy? damn, i guess we're getting old...wow
Author DustySaltus Posted December 11, 2009 Author Posted December 11, 2009 when every picture of you was taken to show off your clevage. Bending over & pushing your boobs up looks nice, but seriously? It's all about the body pic and the arms..if they have diesel arms, next. When there are more than 3 people in your picture & it's the only picture so you have no idea which one it is. It's never the best looking one, i'll tell you that. I don't know why ANYONE would do this. Cell phone in the bathroom mirror pic. Really? you don't know anybody who can take a picture of you? It would be weird if they asked their boyfriend or overprotective father to take it now, wouldn't it? The disembodied arm in the picture because she literally cut the dude in it out with a pair of scissers & scanned it in. It's a tough economy and it's all about "going green" these days.
InspiredbyYou Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 It's never the best looking one, i'll tell you that. I don't know why ANYONE would do this. OMG this is SO true, guys were notorious for doing that. Posting that multi-person pic and he was the worst looking in the group plus no indication of who he was until you respond to his email. :rolleyes:
tigressA Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 OMG this is SO true, guys were notorious for doing that. Posting that multi-person pic and he was the worst looking in the group plus no indication of who he was until you respond to his email. :rolleyes: UGGGGHHHH I hate that! I just steer clear of profiles with guys who have nothing but group pics. I also hate seeing pictures of guys standing in front of their "hot" cars or whatever else...
Miko Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 (edited) Online dating is so retarded. I'm shy at times but I would rather just ask 10 randoms at a bar if they want to screw instead of sending 25 emails pretending that I liked something in their profile that contains nothing to like but a pretty face. The online concept is good but in practice it's just a big clusterf*ck of boredom. Edited December 11, 2009 by Miko
InspiredbyYou Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 UGGGGHHHH I hate that! I just steer clear of profiles with guys who have nothing but group pics. I also hate seeing pictures of guys standing in front of their "hot" cars or whatever else... Ughh I hate those too, ****ty car or the motorcycle! I think motorcycle pics are even cheesier than the car ones. And don't count on the "long term" status on your profile, chances are you'll be dead before you can even think about loving someone long term. What about the ones that have like a million action shots an you can't see their face in any of them. Then you ask them for a pic to see what they look like up close and they send you more of the exact same thing. ****-off already either show me what you look like or stop wasting my time! concept is good but in practice it's just a big clusterf*ck of boredom. HAHAHAHA love it! Totally agree.
tigressA Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 What about the ones that have like a million action shots an you can't see their face in any of them. Then you ask them for a pic to see what they look like up close and they send you more of the exact same thing. ****-off already either show me what you look like or stop wasting my time! Oh, yeah. Plus, pictures that are so freaking blurry that you have to stare at it for 5 minutes before discerning some semblance of what they must look like--you have no idea how many of those I've encountered--or all the pictures look like they were taken from far away, like they don't want you to see their face more up-close.
Miko Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 InspiredByYou...Looooved your profile, got anymore pics???
InspiredbyYou Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 Oh, yeah. Plus, pictures that are so freaking blurry that you have to stare at it for 5 minutes before discerning some semblance of what they must look like--you have no idea how many of those I've encountered--or all the pictures look like they were taken from far away, like they don't want you to see their face more up-close. OMG WHAT IS UP WITH THAT? I am seeing this is universally happening online. Do those guys actually even get dates? I mean come on! Oh another one I hated was "add me to MSN and I'll show you my pics there" WTF?!?!? I don't even use MSN why should I give you my email address just to look at a picture that you can very well just post on the dating site in private? It was SO annoying I would read delete and block the guys after that. That one really really would get under my skin and I think that was the only time I would get so hardcore pissy like that! Miko: what profile?
D-Lish Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 I hate it when guys post pics of themselves like this: http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=8477055 It just screams "I am insecure"...
shadowplay Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 I hate it when guys post pics of themselves like this: http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=8477055 It just screams "I am insecure"... Yes! I hate it when men post pictures of themselves with attractive women attached to their arm in order to prove their desirability. It does scream insecure, and a lot of guys do it.
D-Lish Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Yes! I hate it when men post pictures of themselves with attractive women attached to their arm in order to prove their desirability. It does scream insecure, and a lot of guys do it. It's speaks volumes to the fundamental differences between the sexes and our perceptions of what lures the opposite gender... So many men make this mistake. SOOOO MANY!
hoping2heal Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Well I am happily off the market but..I can remember some all time bone-head plays. *ICP Tatoos. - In fact anything about being a jugalo, MCL,MMFCL, and a person needs to RFMMFL. (Run for their m'fudgin life) *All their pics have them posing with hooters or budweiser girls and/or cocktail waitresses.- Really? Are you THAT obnoxious that only people who are PAID to be nice to you will take pictures with you? * Flashing money, ice, a bandana over your mouth. - This isn't making the band with Diddy, sweetheart. * Using army photos. -Okay, so thanks a lot in advance for assuming I was a hair brained floozy who would fall all over myself because what's in your pants isn't the only thing you pump on a daily basis. Pfffft. * Photos of getting "hammered with your boys." - Great, so not only are you probably a raging alchoholic, most of your friends are too. Wonderful.
boogieboy Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 No more of womens "myspace voodoo" pics. Taking a pic from the top of your head? really? You think we dont know what this trick lamely hides by now??
tigressA Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 No more of womens "myspace voodoo" pics. Taking a pic from the top of your head? really? You think we dont know what this trick lamely hides by now?? Haha, yeah I went to the OKCupid forums a few times and learned the terms "Myspace Angle Photos" and "Secret Internet Fatty".
jerbear Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Yes! I hate it when men post pictures of themselves with attractive women attached to their arm in order to prove their desirability. It does scream insecure, and a lot of guys do it. It's speaks volumes to the fundamental differences between the sexes and our perceptions of what lures the opposite gender... So many men make this mistake. SOOOO MANY! Hmm... I better change the picture in my profile. You could see her hand,
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