bbasher75 Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 I'll start: "Just because she's like that, doesn't mean they all are!" (Yeh, it actually does. but we just like to say that to console ourselves.) "She's only with that guy, and not you, because she has low self-esteem" (Sorry, I missed that part after the 2nd comma...what were you saying?) "Hey, just move on to the next girl!" (and forget the wasted time invested into the previous one, not to mention having your heart ripped out. Just pick up and do it ALL OVER AGAIN, only to fail AGAIN of course. After all, you're not a human with emotions, you're steel. A robot.) "Only women with low self-esteem like jerks" (apparently the better looking a woman though, the lower her self-esteem is. Seeing as how I haven't met an attractive woman yet who likes a decent man. Amazing how they all have "low self-esteem" isn't it?) "She doesn't deserve you" (Apparently no girl does, since I'm still alone.) "Never change who you are to appease a woman!" (just stay the same nice person, and continue being lonely.) ...list some of yours.
rateyes Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "its not you, its me" lol kinda funny actually. but ya, those are annoying, but they are true. truth can be annoying
Yukikazi Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "Just be yourself" - You mean continue to be the self that apparently noone wants to go out with.. yea.. great advice. Problem with this is alot of the time.. they don't get the chance to be themselves.. they are so hopped up and nervous over the entire encounter that the real them isn't exposed soon enough and they get nowhere.
alphamale Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "oh, i'm really not here at this singles event to meet anyone..."
jerbear Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "Silence" as in nothing. When they break up with you, they just disappear off the face of the planet.
alphamale Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "No alpha, i won't go home and have casual sex with you..."
Yukikazi Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "No alpha, i won't go home and have casual sex with you..." I hope to hell your response is "What about formal sex? I can wear just a bowtie and you can just wear heels.
DustySaltus Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "You're such a great friend" "...facebook me" "let's meet for coffee sometime"....sure, can I throw a little whiskey in there?
thegreatmoose Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "I need space" "I don't have time to date anyone now", but only when it's clear that it's not the case "You're too good for me", this may be the most painful of all
Author bbasher75 Posted December 10, 2009 Author Posted December 10, 2009 "You're too good for me", this may be the most painful of all If a girl told me that, would me shaving my head and eyebrows bring me down enough to then be with her? Or would that strategy not work?
DustySaltus Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 If a girl told me that, would me shaving my head and eyebrows bring me down enough to then be with her? Or would that strategy not work? Probably not, but at least you called her on her bs.
Pizzaman81 Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "I really enjoy talking to you!!" *staring at boobs*
Template Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "You're too good for me", this may be the most painful of all hehe.. then a cool reply would be, "Well I could beat the crap out of you right now if it helps." LOL I jest of course...
kizik Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 Has anyone mentioned "You'll Find Someone Else" ?
kizik Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "Silence" as in nothing. When they break up with you, they just disappear off the face of the planet. What are you talking about? That's always for the best. No stringing along and other BS.
silic0ntoad Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "He's just a friend." -If a woman ever gives you this line, dump her immediately. "Well, I am confused." - No. You're full of Sh*t and you know what to do, you just lack the courage of your conviction. "We should meet up for coffee." - What am I, some artsy dork that lives in France? No. I don't want to meet for coffee. "I think you're a nice guy" -Just give it to me. Ripping my heart out gently and ripping it out brutally are the same damn thing, only one takes less time to heal. "We're good friends." - No. We aren't. I want to fkuc you. Not hang out and watch you hit on other guys.
Template Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 How about... "Plenty of fish in the sea" <- CAn't believe know mentioned it yet. or "At E-Harmoney we match you based on...." or "You're like a brother to me.", so your brother want to sleep with you too.. sick!
kizik Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 Oh, and I hate this one: "Stop peering through my windows. I am going to call the police." SO annoying...
DustySaltus Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 Oh, and I hate this one: "Stop peering through my windows. I am going to call the police." SO annoying... LOL. Or "Uh, aren't you supposed to be 300 feet from me at all times"?
PJKino Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "Dont worry about the shallow women who arent attracted to you when you finally find the ONE person whos likes you for you it will be even more special" Get the f outta here,while watching your good looking friends havign fun getting to meet numerous women and you were lonely as hell sititgn there ingored by females when that one unattractive women comes to me and likes me for me it wil be much so much more fulfilling:laugh:
silic0ntoad Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 Lol. Dude, I'll tell you which one I am SO done with. "She's just not right for you." Well, then, who in the @#$% is?!
paddington bear Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 I'm not ready for a relationship right now (I like you, maybe enough to sleep with you, but not to have any form of committed relationship with you) When you're not looking the right one will come along (yeah yeah) all the good men are either married or gay (this is not true) my ex used to....my ex this, my ex that (you are not over your ex, obviously if you are still talking about him/her)
kizik Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 Best. Thread. Ever. "You, my friend..." Uh-oh, she just used the word 'friend'. Bail. "I like tall guys..." Bail. I'm not that tall. "I want a guy who [long laundry list]..." B*tch, who do you think you is? Angelina Jolie? [Note that it's always big/unattractive girls who post these lists.] Bail. "Family is very important to me." You mean you never cut the umbilical. Totally dependent on your parents' money and advice. Bail. "I want a guy with a sense of humor." Uh, really? That fat guy over there's hilarious, wanna date him? Didn't think so. Bail.
IrishCarBomb Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 "Nice guys finish last." Take your self-pity or a-hole rationalization somewhere else.
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