Ruby Slippers Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 OK, I admit it... I just looked at my ex's most recent picture online (FB). Cut me some slack -- it's been a LONG time since I looked! And it looks like he's gained a LOT of weight. Like 30-40 pounds. Dude's lookin' rough. And well, that makes me kinda happy. I myself have lost 10 pounds. Share your stories of smugness here.
stayingstrong12 Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 haha my ex gained like 40 pounds too! well my old ex from highschool and hes bald now so im good with that haha but my most recent ex has a pretty nasty looking girl now with a big ass gap in her teeth so im good with that too lol meanwhile im starting to workout again and finishing up my degree in business while my ex with his gap tooth girl is working overnight at target forever haha
gaudi Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 My Ex, whose a woman by the way, could gain 100 pounds, go completely bald, lose all her teeth and I would still have her back !! I know this isn't really in keeping with the idea of this thread, but sorry, that's just me.
Author Ruby Slippers Posted December 10, 2009 Author Posted December 10, 2009 My Ex, whose a woman by the way, could gain 100 pounds, go completely bald, lose all her teeth and I would still have her back !! I know this isn't really in keeping with the idea of this thread, but sorry, that's just me. No, truth is I'm with ya. I really loved this guy, and I wouldn't have cared if he'd put on weight or lost all his hair. He still would've been the hottest guy on earth to me. But he hurt me, I'm a woman scorned (though mostly over it), so the petty part of me relishes his woes.
Author Ruby Slippers Posted December 10, 2009 Author Posted December 10, 2009 haha my ex gained like 40 pounds too! well my old ex from highschool and hes bald now so im good with that haha but my most recent ex has a pretty nasty looking girl now with a big ass gap in her teeth so im good with that too lol meanwhile im starting to workout again and finishing up my degree in business while my ex with his gap tooth girl is working overnight at target forever haha A good friend of mine bumped into him at a show a few months back, with a new woman. She said the woman's got nothin' on me. Of course, she's just doing her friend duty, but I must admit that was nice to hear. Petty, I know, but true.
gaudi Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 Ok then, seeing as you know what I mean, I'll get in touch with my petty side too. She's now got to take my name off her car insurance, which is going to instantly double the cost of her policy...........Ouch.....that's gotta hurt !!
xerofate Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 My ex left me for a guy who had just seperated from his wife 6 months ago. they were married for 13 years! Furthermore, She's really sick in the hospital. She gets scared in the hosptial, she gets nervous. Really upset when she is alone. He's too busy going to work to be there for her, even though the docs said she should "prepare for the worst." HA! Good choice!
JL911 Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 My ex dumped me and regressed back to being a teenager.... Shes now probaly 15lbs heavier, drinking more, getting tatoos of stupid cartoons on her now fat stomach, and really not moving forward with her life at all.... Feels good to me!
silic0ntoad Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 I lost 30 lbs and am in the best shape of my life. IDK anything about her since the breakup. So I can't say anything "negative" about her, only positives about me.
Author Ruby Slippers Posted January 5, 2010 Author Posted January 5, 2010 Wow, so I just looked again... and... I no longer feel smug. He's got a new picture up. Now I just feel sorry for him. He looks positively obese! I am sure he can lose the weight if he wants to, but I'm a little worried about him. This is the same guy who was 180 pounds of muscle head to toe (6' tall) when we were together. Now he's gotta be 235, if not more. Man! He has a prominent double chin. I really do feel sorry for him.
GraySkies Posted January 5, 2010 Posted January 5, 2010 I looked at my ex on FB and he's turned into a hobbit! He has gained 20lbs. and I can no longer see his neck! All and all I still love his short, fat A**!!!!!
alphamale Posted January 5, 2010 Posted January 5, 2010 Share your stories of smugness here. CE has finally taken down her smug avatar
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