Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 ARRRGH there is this REALLY hot guy in the coffee shop that I'm at right now with my exact same 13 inch Macbook Pro, and I'm too much of a pu**y to talk to him. Just thought I'd let you all know!
Citizen Erased Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 ARRRGH there is this REALLY hot guy in the coffee shop that I'm at right now with my exact same 13 inch Macbook Pro, and I'm too much of a pu**y to talk to him. Just thought I'd let you all know! Come on AU, you're a hottie, go talk to him.
2sunny Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 nothing to lose and everything to gain by starting a conversation...
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 Come on AU, you're a hottie, go talk to him. OMG CE I heart you for responding!!!!!!! He has a dude friend with him, which complicates things. I also have a preppy "girldouche" Juicy Couture shirt with really sparkly letters saying "BIG DEAL" on it, because I was out of laundry! What a bitch!! Maybe I will try to give him sexy eyes every five minutes or so, see if he responds. A am sooooooo shy around guys.
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 I am pregnant just from looking at him. Bro HAS to be taken.
2sunny Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 I am pregnant just from looking at him. Bro HAS to be taken. not necessarily... especially if most gals respond the same way as you do and assume he must be dating someone already. make a lot of eye contact... if he's interested - he'll bite. and smile while reading this so he wonders what you are having fun with - or maybe even who you are having fun with...
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 not necessarily... especially if most gals respond the same way as you do and assume he must be dating someone already. make a lot of eye contact... if he's interested - he'll bite. and smile while reading this so he wonders what you are having fun with - or maybe even who you are having fun with... As soon as you wrote that I started giggling at the screen. ROFL, if only you could see me right now!
2sunny Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 As soon as you wrote that I started giggling at the screen. ROFL, if only you could see me right now! good girl!!!! have some fun with this... make him wonder what you are doing over there! did he look over at you?
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 good girl!!!! have some fun with this... make him wonder what you are doing over there! did he look over at you? No, he's far away and talking with his friend. I want to throw a hairtie at his ass!! He's like, half Persian or something. Our children would look like Zachary Quinto! Look at me idiot, I'm practically doing Herbal Essences hairflops over here and you're not even looking up from your mac!
2sunny Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 No, he's far away and talking with his friend. I want to throw a hairtie at his ass!! He's like, half Persian or something. Our children would look like Zachary Quinto! Look at me idiot, I'm practically doing Herbal Essences hairflops over here and you're not even looking up from your mac! he's probably watching porn! :laugh::laugh:
TheLoneSock Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 Just do what I do anytime I notice someone has something that I have. "Whoa! I noticed you have a 'whatever-the-f*ck', that makes us friends :D" Orrrr... you could just go with: "Since you have one of these as well can you help me figure out 'blah blah blah'?" ... and when he looks at the computer, be on the victoria's secret website shopping for lengerie, and you need him to help you decide if you would look best in the red or the black top. Atleast, that's what would work on me. I'd totally take you home and romp you after that.
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 he's probably watching porn! :laugh::laugh: HAHAHA Wouldn't that be hilarious?! Missing the real thing because you're addicted to internet porn? I actually think that he's helping his friend (possibly a client) design a website. He's putting his hand to his mouth in a designerlike "hmm" fashion. Though I do think I got the attention of about two other bros, whom aren't half bad actually! LOL I'm supposed to be doing scripting tutorials instead of a giggly "Stacey's Mom" music video behind a laptop. My Estrogen burns with the fist of an angry God!
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 Just do what I do anytime I notice someone has something that I have. "Whoa! I noticed you have a 'whatever-the-f*ck', that makes us friends :D" Orrrr... you could just go with: "Since you have one of these as well can you help me figure out 'blah blah blah'?" ... and when he looks at the computer, be on the victoria's secret website shopping for lengerie, and you need him to help you decide if you would look best in the red or the black top. Atleast, that's what would work on me. I'd totally take you home and romp you after that. Lonesock, I want to do EXACTLY THAT one day, but be in a total businessy librarian outfit with thick glasses and nude nylons. That kind of awesome had to be planned, and the recipient has to be so hot he cries lava. The problem with Persian bro is that he's totally with a client/coworker/friend. If not I would totally cougar in (or maybe ask about his mac or something )
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 (edited) You what? (winces) Put a sweater on and hide that, Jaysus. Okay, sure... but do it in a different shirt. OMG good point, I DO have a sweater in my bag! edit: by sweater, I mean big extravagant lady gaga fluffy collar jacket. 8O Edited December 8, 2009 by Awesome Username
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 OMG he still doesn't see me. It's like making eyeseks with a brick wall. SCREW HIM!!!
Pizzaman81 Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 Wait were you at the coffee shop on the corner of Madison st. and Harris? Anyway, is Love Shack now your live 24/7 support?
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 Wait were you at the coffee shop on the corner of Madison st. and Harris? Anyway, is Love Shack now your live 24/7 support? Nope, don't know where that is! and yes, Loveshack is now my 24/7 support so I'm gonna try not to get banned this time!
Pizzaman81 Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 Nope, don't know where that is! and yes, Loveshack is now my 24/7 support so I'm gonna try not to get banned this time! Since i'm an Asian male, i belong in tech support, here goes my support. Miss, can you see the man in front of you right now? Is he still there?
2sunny Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 and hurry up - does the coffee place close at 9? just bump into him on the way out! hehe
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 Since i'm an Asian male, i belong in tech support, here goes my support. Miss, can you see the man in front of you right now? Is he still there? HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the coolest moment ever! I am sitting on a chair, he has moved to a couch (so he and his friend can have more room) that is in my same "row," between another computer user and me. So now heart made of stone is sitting....well, let me make you a graph. [me]------[someone else]-----[hot guy] wall So now it's impossible to look at him without having to look through another person. LAMERS! Maybe suckass isn't cool enough to roll with Awesome if he doesn't even know she's been giving him cute-eye for a half hour. I'm gonna code instead of flirt. Learn how to make the big bill$! If I was wearing heels today, I would totally give him sassy girl angry face. Good thing I'm not, cuz that's mean. AS tutorials time!
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 and hurry up - does the coffee place close at 9? just bump into him on the way out! hehe Nah, my night owl pimp coffee shops close at 11, at the earliest.
TheLoneSock Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the coolest moment ever! I am sitting on a chair, he has moved to a couch (so he and his friend can have more room) that is in my same "row," between another computer user and me. So now heart made of stone is sitting....well, let me make you a graph. [me]------[someone else]-----[hot guy] wall So now it's impossible to look at him without having to look through another person. LAMERS! Maybe suckass isn't cool enough to roll with Awesome if he doesn't even know she's been giving him cute-eye for a half hour. I'm gonna code instead of flirt. Learn how to make the big bill$! If I was wearing heels today, I would totally give him sassy girl angry face. Good thing I'm not, cuz that's mean. AS tutorials time! This 'wall' you speak of in the male world is known as a COCK BLOCK.
Pizzaman81 Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 HAHAHAHAHA!!! This is the coolest moment ever! I am sitting on a chair, he has moved to a couch (so he and his friend can have more room) that is in my same "row," between another computer user and me. So now heart made of stone is sitting....well, let me make you a graph. [me]------[someone else]-----[hot guy] wall So now it's impossible to look at him without having to look through another person. LAMERS! Maybe suckass isn't cool enough to roll with Awesome if he doesn't even know she's been giving him cute-eye for a half hour. I'm gonna code instead of flirt. Learn how to make the big bill$! If I was wearing heels today, I would totally give him sassy girl angry face. Good thing I'm not, cuz that's mean. AS tutorials time! Ok, I need you to calm down and speak clearly. Where is the hot guy's friend? Is he on the couch between [another guy] and [hot guy] [you]----[another guy]-----[hot guy friend][hot guy] or [you]----[another guy]-----[hot guy][hot guy friend]?
Pizzaman81 Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 Reboot your laptop, relocate to table near person of interest, over hear conversation, laugh when he says something funny, glance over, and make a comment. Thank you for contacting LS 24/7 support have a nice night
Author Awesome Username Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 Ok, I need you to calm down and speak clearly. Where is the hot guy's friend? Is he on the couch between [another guy] and [hot guy] [you]----[another guy]-----[hot guy friend][hot guy] or [you]----[another guy]-----[hot guy][hot guy friend]? Hot guy's new name is Stupid Head. [me]---[another girl]---[stupid head] [sH's friend, perpendicular to stupidhead forming a 90 degree angle to the wall like a backwards L ]
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