Gold Pile Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 This summer I met a divorced lady at the bookstore and have been seeing her nearly every week for friends w/benefits hookups. It's been delightfully non-committal. A few days ago she begged me to rush over to her place to police her son's birthday party until she could get away from an emergency meeting at work. Last thing I wanted to do, but I didn't want to lose a great bed partner. A bunch of rowdy teens were unhappy to see me. I pulled aside a big guy and offered that I would keep my distance if he kept the group reasonably quiet. A girl who looked sort of like Kelly Bundy (married with children TV show)was kissing a skinny red haired punk. Soon the punk walked away from her a went to sleep on the picnic bench. Kelly started kissing the big guy. Soon enough she sat in a chair next to me, and fell asleep. I gathered the group and said they'd better stop passing out or I'd end the party. I walked back into the house just in time to see the big guy carry kelly into the bedroom. I entered the bedroom and told him I was sorry (she did make-out w/him) but he couldn't BLEEP an unconscious girl on my watch. To my relief he shouted "sorry" as ran out the sliders to the patio. So there I was starring at a naked, passed-out girl on the bed. I covered her with a blanket. I turned around to see my friend standing there. I told her it wasn't what it looked like. She said she knew, and said I was wonderful. She had a light in her eyes, eyes that never left me. I left, and ducked her calls for a day. As I suspected...she fell for me.I like to be thought of as a decent guy who is also a bit of a player. But then she found out that I'm basically 100% wonderful. I broke our date this weekend and now have to find the nicest way to end it. Just getting too serious for me.
mark982 Posted December 7, 2009 Posted December 7, 2009 gold pile, i wish i had half of the problems you do. you live one crazy life---i'm jealous.
Author Gold Pile Posted December 8, 2009 Author Posted December 8, 2009 gold pile, i wish i had half of the problems you do. you live one crazy life---i'm jealous. Hi Mark, you only hear the interesting stuff, two thirds of my life is boring as can be.
mark982 Posted December 8, 2009 Posted December 8, 2009 gold pile, two-thirds of your life may be boring as hell. BUT that one- third more than makes up for it.
JerseyShortie Posted December 9, 2009 Posted December 9, 2009 Should you even be saying things in gest about underage girls on the internet? Creepy.
Author Gold Pile Posted December 9, 2009 Author Posted December 9, 2009 Should you even be saying things in gest about underage girls on the internet? Creepy. But I didn't do anything improper. Actually the birthday boy was 17, so it's possible she was 18...or 17, or....? But I can see your point.
CarrieT Posted December 9, 2009 Posted December 9, 2009 Ummmmm -- how did she get your phone number in the first place? 100% Wonderful? Seems questionable to me.
SincereOnlineGuy Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 What exactly does this have to do with an underage girl?
Author Gold Pile Posted December 10, 2009 Author Posted December 10, 2009 how did she get your phone number in the first place?Hi Carrie. Read the original post (quit scanning:mad:) I've been seeing the birthday kid's Mom for months. What exactly does this have to do with an underage girl? Hi SOG, My protecting the naked, passed-out underage girl...caused the lady I've been seeing to fall for me. (something I didn't want)
SincereOnlineGuy Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Thanks for the response, but while the underage girl is part of the background, sheeeeeeeeee is not central to the issue. Indeed this is the story of an adult woman, who has known and accepted the opportunity to be 'friends with benefits' with a generally-pretty-good guy, in a scenario that was ultimately going to evolve to where the woman had much deeper feelings than she was letting-on. Wouldn't matter whether she saw you replacing the toilet tissue roll in the timely and appropriate way, and fell for you at that, or whether it was a lithe, young, naked teenager on the bed of whom you did not take advantage, which inspired her heightened draw to you. It was just a normal progression of human interaction, heightened by the way that most people become more deeply drawn to people with whom they have sex. Your female friend (not the underage one) is no exception, and the ending you're seeking was going to happen no matter what, unless you had been drawn to the idea of a long-term romance.
Pink Cupcakes Posted December 12, 2009 Posted December 12, 2009 Should you even be saying things in gest about underage girls on the internet? Creepy. Yes, consider that this is all made up, as Gold Pile's posts always are....really creepy.
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