DenverBachelor Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 I created a survey for all the dumpees out there to get closure from their ex. This is an impartial survey that you should probably wait and give to them a few months after the relationship. Usually that's when the relief and excitement of moving on to their rebound turns into frustration, regrets and warm memories of you. SURVEY FOR DUMPER 1. On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being awesome and 10 being mind-blowing, how do you remember the sex we used to have? 2. Do you ever think of me? a. Always b. Every Day. c. I can't get over you. You're on my mind constantly. 3. On a scale of 1 to 3, how long in inches is your new rebound's d***? 4. Would you like to give it another shot? a. Yes. 5. Why did you break up with me? a. I was confused. b. My brain wasn't working right. c. I didn't know what I was going to lose.
threebyfate Posted November 29, 2009 Posted November 29, 2009 What an unbiased survey! You should write surveys for a living. Pharmaceutical companies would love you.
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