DenverBachelor Posted November 27, 2009 Posted November 27, 2009 I've been in relationships so long that I've forgotten my game. Last night I was in a bar and talking to this really hot chick. She said she had recently gotten divorced so I immediately thought "rebound shot." We started talking and she was really getting into me. We went out for a smoke together and then I saw a bunch of Giants fans sitting outside the bar talking **** about the Bronchos. So I immediately joined in the conversation. Five minutes later I didn't see her (forgot about her) and she was back inside the bar with her friend all pissed off. Then I was leaving the bar and walking up 16'th and this other hot chick who was alone came running up saying, "hey .. hey HEY! Do you know where there is a 7-11?" I said, "I sure do, in fact I'm headed there now!" I didn't need to go there but I instantly found a reason. So we talked about the holidays and I found out she was from Boulder. We went inside together and got our stuff and then she left. I got outside and she was already halfway to the bus station so I said screw it ... I should have just gotten her number right then and there but I screwed that up, too. Ahhh the wonderful world of dating, bars, clubs, etc.
Sysyphus28 Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 I've been in relationships so long that I've forgotten my game. Last night I was in a bar and talking to this really hot chick. She said she had recently gotten divorced so I immediately thought "rebound shot." We started talking and she was really getting into me. We went out for a smoke together and then I saw a bunch of Giants fans sitting outside the bar talking **** about the Bronchos. So I immediately joined in the conversation. Five minutes later I didn't see her (forgot about her) and she was back inside the bar with her friend all pissed off. Then I was leaving the bar and walking up 16'th and this other hot chick who was alone came running up saying, "hey .. hey HEY! Do you know where there is a 7-11?" I said, "I sure do, in fact I'm headed there now!" I didn't need to go there but I instantly found a reason. So we talked about the holidays and I found out she was from Boulder. We went inside together and got our stuff and then she left. I got outside and she was already halfway to the bus station so I said screw it ... I should have just gotten her number right then and there but I screwed that up, too. Ahhh the wonderful world of dating, bars, clubs, etc. I have also had trouble getting my "game" back. I have dated in the last year with a fair amount of success.....but as of late I have been bombing pretty badly. I got the phone number of at least three girls in the last few months, but when I call them to hang out, they have made up a bunch of excuses to not go out. One of them actually said, "I'm dying my hair." Holy S***, I didn't know that dying your hair took from 3pm to midnite! I definitely felt pretty lame. I also took a bi-sexual girl out who I am pretty sure used me for a free dinner. She babbled on about all these pseudo-sexual ladies she has been "chillin'" with. It was as fun as stubbing my toe...over and over again. I still getting out thier though.................
GrayClouds Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 I've been in relationships so long that I've forgotten my game. Last night I was in a bar and talking to this really hot chick. She said she had recently gotten divorced so I immediately thought "rebound shot." We started talking and she was really getting into me. We went out for a smoke together and then I saw a bunch of Giants fans sitting outside the bar talking **** about the Bronchos. So I immediately joined in the conversation. Five minutes later I didn't see her (forgot about her) and she was back inside the bar with her friend all pissed off. Then I was leaving the bar and walking up 16'th and this other hot chick who was alone came running up saying, "hey .. hey HEY! Do you know where there is a 7-11?" I said, "I sure do, in fact I'm headed there now!" I didn't need to go there but I instantly found a reason. So we talked about the holidays and I found out she was from Boulder. We went inside together and got our stuff and then she left. I got outside and she was already halfway to the bus station so I said screw it ... I should have just gotten her number right then and there but I screwed that up, too. Ahhh the wonderful world of dating, bars, clubs, etc. Hey they were talking **** about the Bronco, you had to defend your team, no matter how god awful of a team the are. Beside you were playing hard to get, next week you go to the bar, she will be soooo into you she will bring her better looking sister.. 7-11 lady, she's from Boulder and your a smoker, it would have never worked!
D-Lish Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 It takes a little bit of time after a major break up to get back with the program. I was in shock when I started going out again in my early 30's after a divorce. It's confusing and overwhelming at times. It will come back to you, it's just a bit of a process. The more you feel right about you, the more you will hit your stride.
GrayClouds Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 It takes a little bit of time after a major break up to get back with the program. I was in shock when I started going out again in my early 30's after a divorce. It's confusing and overwhelming at times. It will come back to you, it's just a bit of a process. The more you feel right about you, the more you will hit your stride. Ya, but for women it is easy, the can just be whores. I kid, I kid.
johan Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Not to be a downer, but it's probably not temporary.
kizik Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Don't worry, I have no game either We can be single together forever
USMCHokie Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Ya, but for women it is easy, the can just be whores. I kid, I kid. Yep...they just have to show up and sit there looking pretty...I wish I could just sit there and look pretty...or heck, just look pretty...
TheLoneSock Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Hey they were talking **** about the Bronco, you had to defend your team, no matter how god awful of a team the are. Beside you were playing hard to get, next week you go to the bar, she will be soooo into you she will bring her better looking sister.. 7-11 lady, she's from Boulder and your a smoker, it would have never worked! The Bronco's are far from aweful. They were a big surprise this year. I'd call them the sleeper team this year but I think that title goes to the Saints in my book.
GrayClouds Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Yep...they just have to show up and sit there looking pretty...I wish I could just sit there and look pretty...or heck, just look pretty... Just wait until you get on that boat with your Ray Ban's and speedo, your there, brother, your there! (but no offense, I rather not look )
USMCHokie Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Just wait until you get on that boat with your Ray Ban's and speedo, your there, brother, your there! (but no offense, I rather not look ) Heh, I'll be sure to rock the speedo...
D-Lish Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Heh, I'll be sure to rock the speedo... O Jay-sus~ No one can rock a speedo. The poster speedo guy can't even seem to master the banana baring pose.
GrayClouds Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 O Jay-sus~ No one can rock a speedo. The poster speedo guy can't even seem to master the banana baring pose. Your lips are saying no, but your eyes...
USMCHokie Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 O Jay-sus~ No one can rock a speedo. The poster speedo guy can't even seem to master the banana baring pose. I have two words for you... Borat...Sagdiyev... 'Nuff said.
D-Lish Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Your lips are saying no, but your eyes... My eyes are saying holy crap I can see the outline of that guy's penis and he's wearing girl's underwear- I have two words for you... Borat...Sagdiyev... 'Nuff said. I would just look at you like this ---->
USMCHokie Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 My eyes are saying holy crap I can see the outline of that guy's penis and he's wearing girl's underwear- I would just look at you like this ----> And say, 'It's niiiiiice!" ::thumbs up!!::
GrayClouds Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 And say, 'It's niiiiiice!" ::thumbs up!!:: that's much better then "oh look at that cute little thing" is this tread jacking....
dazzle22 Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Gawd, your post makes me soooo glad I am no longer out there. Barracudas and sharks of both sexes just circling in the waters, looking for a bite of "meat" to chomp on and then spit out and move on to the next. It is a jungle out there...heaven help anyone who has a heart!!
GrayClouds Posted November 28, 2009 Posted November 28, 2009 Gawd, your post makes me soooo glad I am no longer out there. Barracudas and sharks of both sexes just circling in the waters, looking for a bite of "meat" to chomp on and then spit out and move on to the next. It is a jungle out there...heaven help anyone who has a heart!! I do not know why but I found the sentiment of your post comforting, that I am not alone in my perception of those waters. Thanks.
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