DenverBachelor Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 1) Admit that the person that cut you out of their life is mentally-retarded. We shouldn't make fun of idiots, retards or drunks -- Let God favor them. 2) Look back into the relationship and realize how absolutely stupid they were to end it with someone as charming, intelligent, beautiful, charismatic and successful as you. This is because they were 50 cards short of a full deck. The light's on but nobody was home. A cylinder wasn't firing. This isn't THEIR fault. They're just absolutely ****ing stupid. We shouldn't make fun of idiots. See the first point. 3) Get to the gym, go to the bar and enjoy your life. They're stuck with a rebound, which is just delaying their pain. As you get stronger, they're getting weaker. Sooner or later, the **** will hit the fan and the reality will sink in with them ... maybe weeks, maybe months or maybe years -- but as some point, they'll be more miserable than you. Misery loves company, but they won't be sharing company with you. 4) Eventually, you'll land a hotter person in your life. One you has their head screwed on correctly. One who isn't eatting antidepressants and xanax like a Skittles fun-pack. Meanwhile, your ex is well on their way to another breakup, divorce or even jail. Yes, they do jail people for stupidity -- or the results, thereof. 5) Smile knowing that they're out of your life and you can move forward without them bitching, nagging, moaning and inflicting their misery on you. You're a new man or woman and you're now better than you ever were -- and 10x better than any stupid chap they could ever get with. That's how to move on.
Bulldozed Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 DB - I really enjoy your posts, and as harsh as this one may appear, there is so much truth in it!! My ex is gorgeous, but behind the pretty face, great hair and well manicured nails, there's nothing between the ears....she's desperately trying to hold onto her 20's, though she's 41...her idea of keeping up with culture and reading is gossip oriented rag mags and Bret Michaels "Rock of Love"....and other sorted trash tv....what was I thinking? behind every gorgeous face, there's some guy who was tired of putting up with her S H I T!! Her new bf will come to realize that sooner, than later, unless of course he too is an imbecile...God I hope they don't procreate!!!
Bulldozed Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 thankfully my ex is too computer illiterate to even figure out facebook, always claiming she doesn't trust it...the fact is she really doesn't have any friends...she's pretty much discarded all of them except her bf (prior to me) sister-n-law.
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