DenverBachelor Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 What does NC stand for? A lot of people believe NC stands for No Contact and employ it to win back their frigid bitch of an ex. But this is not the purpose nor meaning of NC. NC means "No Chance," as in, "Move on, she dumped you because she's a short-sighted evil bitch who sucks the life out of everything and everyone." NC also means No Conscious -- but this applies to your ex. She has no soul to speak of -- she's really a selfless vindictive and insecure person who's only mission in life is to send as many guys as possible reeling in pain from her nefarious ways. Unfortunately your heart got caught up in her meat grinder and chewed up and now you are spending many hours in the day duct-taping the pieces together so you can move on like a zombie in a horror film. But do not fret, some guy will eventually end up in her grinder and get stuck there. She'll turn on the blender and start with Puree and he'll think he's on a wild ride. Then she'll step it up to cream, chop, whip, mix, grate, blend and finally -- when his world is upside down because he knocked out two kids with her, he'll feel the merciless black hole feeling of shred. That's right -- you dodged a bullet by following the rules of "No Chance." There's no chance you'll be caught up in her vicious psychotic world-view because you escaped relatively unharmed in the long-run. So stop being sad because she felt pity for you by cutting you free so she can focus her combine harvester on the more naive ones. So while she's mowing down guys left and right, feel good that you've escaped her heinous plan to bring down the entire male population with her rigid ice-cold bitchiness. 1
threebyfate Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 Based on the description provided, you're missing a letter in your acronym. What you're describing is NFC.
GrayClouds Posted November 26, 2009 Posted November 26, 2009 So stop being sad because she felt pity for you by cutting you free so she can focus her combine harvester on the more naive ones. So while she's mowing down guys left and right, feel good that you've escaped her heinous plan to bring down the entire male population with her rigid ice-cold bitchiness. Sorry, but as someone living just this side of the farm, I like that. There is something to be said about pain, people just don't write like this when they're happy. Hang in there DB, and keep letting out.
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