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Posted

Thanks for the best laugh I've had in a long while Gunny. And you are absolutely correct!

  • 1 month later...
Posted

:love:

 

Well peeps Lowly is at it again!

 

Lowly: Why dont your freinds like me? What the hell have I done??

 

Me: Well my dear it could be the way you sh*t on me and the kids? um?

 

Lowly: What?? I didnt it was all you. HUH didnt like them anyway

 

 

sweet gem out of the mouth of a true git

 

Nobbyxxx

Posted

What don;t they GET?

Posted

Six months after D was final.

 

X : So I should tell you that I'm remarried.

ME: Oh really, what a surprise. :rolleyes:

X: Yeah I married James Stevens, Edwards cousin.

Me: Uh huh.. isn't James actually Edwards middle name?

X: No it's his cousin..

Me: Right.. ok then.

 

(names changed to protect the guilty.)

 

I was pretty sure she was cheating before she left with one Edward Stevens. I knew from research during the separation that his middle name was James. Of course she always said he was just a 'friend'.

 

The kicker? She had sent an Xmas card to a mutual friend.

 

"Merry Christmas from the Stevens Family. Angie, Robert and James Stevens!"

Posted

After she had an affair, filed for divorce and I told her I was going to fight for custody:

 

"You're just trying to punish me. You know I'm a good mom."

 

Obviously implying that I'm not a good dad.

 

 

 

 

 

After I found out she was parked outside OM's appartment again and I asked her to move out for the umpteenth time (she admitted to being parked there but not to being with him):

 

"Everything I do is wrong. Nothing I do is good enough for you."

Posted

:D:D

After she had an affair, filed for divorce and I told her I was going to fight for custody:

 

"You're just trying to punish me. You know I'm a good mom."

 

Obviously implying that I'm not a good dad.

 

 

 

 

 

After I found out she was parked outside OM's appartment again and I asked her to move out for the umpteenth time (she admitted to being parked there but not to being with him):

 

"Everything I do is wrong. Nothing I do is good enough for you."

 

 

:laugh::laugh::D:lmao::p bless them NOT

 

 

lowly is trying to rent back to me this place! hasnt asked me yet (estate agent told me) errrrrrrrrrr its in joint names???????? no.

 

hey ho 7 months on and they still do it.

 

nobby xx grrrrrrrrr

Posted

How 'bout this:

 

When her sister sends her an email calling her out for the affair and disowns her, my stbx has a meltdown and screams at ME:

 

"HOW DO YOU THINK THIS MAKES ME FEEL?"

 

Oh, jeez, I hadn't thought about your feelings. I can see how you must be devastated.

Posted

Here's on for you

 

On the phone with my ex a few days after he had left asking if maybe we could work things out, go to counselling etc

 

He says "I probably shouldn't say this to you but I may change my mind in a few months time if I miss you enough when I get back in the house"

 

I say "So you mean after I have packed up my things, paid legal fees, moved 200 miles away to live with my parents and taken an 18 year old cat with Kidney disease all that way, you may chnage your mind?"

 

He says "Yeah, well I can't help all that"

 

:eek:

Posted

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

lisa and the rest...........

aint they all heart?????????? NOT hahAHA

 

14 days and counting for lowly to contact his kids.............only another unplanned 14 to go........where is daddy? why wont he answer?

 

by the way he isnt on the moon.

 

:love::love:

 

nobby xxxxx

Posted
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

lisa and the rest...........

aint they all heart?????????? NOT hahAHA

 

14 days and counting for lowly to contact his kids.............only another unplanned 14 to go........where is daddy? why wont he answer?

 

by the way he isnt on the moon.

 

:love::love:

 

nobby xxxxx

 

Lowly is a ****!

 

Here's another one

"Oh, I worried b/c no one else would find me attractive would they?"

Looking for reassurance on leaving me that he will attractive to another women. :confused:

Posted

"If I had known how well you'd do without me, I wouldn't have left you."

 

"I'm sad but I'm jealous too. You're apartment is so much nicer than mine."

 

"I feel like a stinking pile of garbage. But, it's too late to turn back now."

 

"I lost sight of the things you did to make me happy. If I could turn back the clock I would."

Posted

Lowly classic,

 

 

"oh my, you are back to the woman i fell in love with now I have left! Why did you change back?"

 

 

ERRRRRR well maybe (and im not sure of this:D) but it just could be that you are not here putting me down??:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

 

Nobby xxxxxx

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

We've had plenty of newbies on here since last post, so I thought I would resurrect this thread with something that blows my mind.

 

When STBXW and I met to exchange things, I graciously extended some things she forgot to mention, because I knew she would want them. They also happened to cost a fair amount of money, about $200.

 

When I got back to my apt and was going through my things to see what she gave back, I noticed a small paper bag in the box besides the things I asked for. There was a note inside, which read "Here's something to show you I'm not as bad as you think I am."

 

Was it money? A nice card? A handwritten note? A picture? NOPE. It was.....drumroll please.......2 toothbrushes, and a travel toothpaste and floss, all which happened to be free because her dad is a dentist. OH BABY...THANK YOU SO MUCH. ALL IS FORGIVEN AND YOU TRULY ARE A SAINT.

 

FAIL. :lmao:

Posted

My husband left physically 8 or so months ago. Living with OW but telling me they are not together.

 

During this time he had given me extreme mixed messages, lovey text messages, asking me for phone sex, tried to be intimate when he saw me, etc, etc, etc. He was sending me crazy....

 

So after drinking too much wine I forwarded OW every single text message he had sent me and informed her of all his attempts to cheat on her with me. She was devastated.

 

While I was shooting off the text messages......100 or more....he was trying to call & text me begging me to stop.

 

His comments.....

 

'How could you do this to me'?

 

'She is giving me so much grief because of you'.

 

'You are evil for doing this to me'.

 

'You don't know how much trouble you have caused'.

 

'Please stop now'.

 

And more, I just couldn't believe he was blaming me. I laughed out loud -

 

possibly an evil laugh!!!

 

He was lying to me and lying to her. I do not regret doing it as now he no

 

longer sends me those sorts of messages. He still says things that he

 

shouldn't when he speaks to me...maybe I should record that and send it

 

to her!!!. I won't, but what planet is my husband on?

Posted

Good for you Jane!!! :bunny::bunny::bunny:

Posted

About 6 months ago I told the ex (STBX at the time, ex for over 2 months now) to come get her cats. A few days later she asked me if I could take them back. (Her Mom didn't them in her tiny apt., couldn't take care of them, ...etc.) She insinuated that she would have her own place in a few weeks. I said okay I'll help you.

Forward to a few days ago when I am fed up with taking care of them (cleaning their box, buying supplies without a penny from the ex or even a TY, dealing with one cats issue with throwing up, etc.):

Day1

Me: I'd like you to come get the cats in the next 2 days or I will take them to a cat adoption place. (They will not be euthanized folks, I already checked!)

Ex: I can't believe you are doing this to me. You told me you would take the cats back only if you could keep them forever.

Me: I never said I want them forever. I wouldn't do that to you. However, It's been almost six months, I thought it would be a few weeks.

Ex: I have so many problems and you're making it worse. (Huh?)

(Told her best of luck, I'll take care of it.)

Day 2

Ex: (in an email) - "Here's an update. I've asked many people if they want to take them. I set up a craig's list post asking for adoption. ..."

Me: I never asked you for updates. I told you I would take care of it.

Ex: "I don’t know why are being so cold hearted about this." (This from a cheater, a liar, and adulterer, ... (!)

 

I think she is crazy ...

Posted
"If I had known how well you'd do without me, I wouldn't have left you."

 

"."

 

This is just classic. Why does it bother walkaway wives so much when their ex does so well without them? If they were really that miserable in the marriage wouldn't they be glad that he has moved on and accepted it is over?

Posted
About 6 months ago I told the ex (STBX at the time, ex for over 2 months now) to come get her cats. A few days later she asked me if I could take them back. (Her Mom didn't them in her tiny apt., couldn't take care of them, ...etc.) She insinuated that she would have her own place in a few weeks. I said okay I'll help you.

Forward to a few days ago when I am fed up with taking care of them (cleaning their box, buying supplies without a penny from the ex or even a TY, dealing with one cats issue with throwing up, etc.):

Day1

Me: I'd like you to come get the cats in the next 2 days or I will take them to a cat adoption place. (They will not be euthanized folks, I already checked!)

Ex: I can't believe you are doing this to me. You told me you would take the cats back only if you could keep them forever.

Me: I never said I want them forever. I wouldn't do that to you. However, It's been almost six months, I thought it would be a few weeks.

Ex: I have so many problems and you're making it worse. (Huh?)

(Told her best of luck, I'll take care of it.)

Day 2

Ex: (in an email) - "Here's an update. I've asked many people if they want to take them. I set up a craig's list post asking for adoption. ..."

Me: I never asked you for updates. I told you I would take care of it.

Ex: "I don’t know why are being so cold hearted about this." (This from a cheater, a liar, and adulterer, ... (!)

 

I think she is crazy ...

 

Oh you forgot? It's STILL somehow all your fault! :rolleyes:

Posted
This is just classic. Why does it bother walkaway wives so much when their ex does so well without them? If they were really that miserable in the marriage wouldn't they be glad that he has moved on and accepted it is over?

 

One of his "reasons" for cheating was because he thought I had low self-esteem. My self esteem did start to plummet in August '08 because he no longer showed any interest in me. Up until then, we had a great relationship. I loved him and trusted him. I believed we would be together until death. That was the time he started his A but I didn't find out about it until February '09. I confronted, he confessed. His new married "love" was much younger and he believed she could give him a much better future than I could, because I was miserable most of the time. He felt he had made the right decision to leave me for her. It confused him when he realized he had made the wrong choice. Truth be known, he couldn't "decide" who to be with, so I made the decision for him.

 

Once we separated, we kept in touch and because I was away from the source of my unhappiness (his cheating), my self-esteem came back. Though still miserable, my strength came through and have grown as a person, became independent and showed that I didn't "need" him like he thought I would. It was a blow to his ego that I was able to fend for myself and thrive.

 

I do believe he has NPD. I had made him my world and was shattered. He didn't want me to succeed without him. I did succeed and it disappointed him.

 

The things he has said and what they mean can be twisted. He can't feel the emotions normal people do.

 

He still tries to be part of my life. I have not responded to any of it for 42 days. He still doesn't realize that I will never communicate with him ever again. He thinks I'm pouting.

Posted
My husband left physically 8 or so months ago. Living with OW but telling me they are not together.

 

During this time he had given me extreme mixed messages, lovey text messages, asking me for phone sex, tried to be intimate when he saw me, etc, etc, etc. He was sending me crazy....

 

So after drinking too much wine I forwarded OW every single text message he had sent me and informed her of all his attempts to cheat on her with me. She was devastated.

 

While I was shooting off the text messages......100 or more....he was trying to call & text me begging me to stop.

 

His comments.....

 

'How could you do this to me'?

 

'She is giving me so much grief because of you'.

 

'You are evil for doing this to me'.

 

'You don't know how much trouble you have caused'.

 

'Please stop now'.

 

And more, I just couldn't believe he was blaming me. I laughed out loud -

 

possibly an evil laugh!!!

 

He was lying to me and lying to her. I do not regret doing it as now he no

 

longer sends me those sorts of messages. He still says things that he

 

shouldn't when he speaks to me...maybe I should record that and send it

 

to her!!!. I won't, but what planet is my husband on?

 

Wow Jane. I like the evil laugh bit. :lmao:

 

This has been stuff I have only fantasized about. You did right. :D

Posted
About 6 months ago I told the ex (STBX at the time, ex for over 2 months now) to come get her cats. A few days later she asked me if I could take them back. (Her Mom didn't them in her tiny apt., couldn't take care of them, ...etc.) She insinuated that she would have her own place in a few weeks. I said okay I'll help you.

Forward to a few days ago when I am fed up with taking care of them (cleaning their box, buying supplies without a penny from the ex or even a TY, dealing with one cats issue with throwing up, etc.):

Day1

Me: I'd like you to come get the cats in the next 2 days or I will take them to a cat adoption place. (They will not be euthanized folks, I already checked!)

Ex: I can't believe you are doing this to me. You told me you would take the cats back only if you could keep them forever.

Me: I never said I want them forever. I wouldn't do that to you. However, It's been almost six months, I thought it would be a few weeks.

Ex: I have so many problems and you're making it worse. (Huh?)

(Told her best of luck, I'll take care of it.)

Day 2

Ex: (in an email) - "Here's an update. I've asked many people if they want to take them. I set up a craig's list post asking for adoption. ..."

Me: I never asked you for updates. I told you I would take care of it.

Ex: "I don’t know why are being so cold hearted about this." (This from a cheater, a liar, and adulterer, ... (!)

 

I think she is crazy ...

 

The latest ... {sigh}

 

She asked me to "do the right thing" yesterday and just set the cats free in the backyard instead of taking them to the pet adoption agency. She says that is the humane thing to do. (((Is it just me or is this the stupidest comment ever? / Throw domestic cats to the wild??? --> they would either die a slow painful death due to disease or starvation or die a quick gruesome death at the hands of some other wild animal ...Or a car!)))

Then she writes in the email something like "You are not the person I used to know ... Cheers to you!" WTF? Of course I'm not ... I'm MUCH better now. :D:rolleyes:

Posted

In other words, the cats are all yours FL and you are not to bother her about it about ever again, but you already knew that. We all did. We live in a throw away society.

Posted
In other words, the cats are all yours FL and you are not to bother her about it about ever again, but you already knew that. We all did. We live in a throw away society.

 

hnd: Yes, but I was initially trying to be nice to allow her to come get them if she really wanted them. Oh how she used to love them. guess she loves her new life even better ... Maybe she is the one who has REALLY changed. CHEERS TO HER!! :cool:

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Posted
The latest ... {sigh}

 

She asked me to "do the right thing" yesterday and just set the cats free in the backyard instead of taking them to the pet adoption agency. She says that is the humane thing to do. (((Is it just me or is this the stupidest comment ever? / Throw domestic cats to the wild??? --> they would either die a slow painful death due to disease or starvation or die a quick gruesome death at the hands of some other wild animal ...Or a car!)))

Then she writes in the email something like "You are not the person I used to know ... Cheers to you!" WTF? Of course I'm not ... I'm MUCH better now. :D:rolleyes:

 

 

This is classic. One of the best. Hmmm let them run in the wild (your neighbors would love that) or give them to pet rescue where they could actually be adopted into a home.

 

I love this thread.

Posted

The STBXW : what is that smell?

Me: Honey Mango Chicken in the oven.

her: you got a date?

me: no. i'm making my lunches for the week.

her: you never cooked that before when we were together & now you do.

me: ummm this is the 2nd out of 2 bottles of the sause WE bought together last yr so yeah I did make this. I just grilled it instead of baking it.

 

Her: it's not fair, you make more money than me.

Me: ( let's see, i'm stuck with a $150 / mo loan payment for OUR wedding. I have to file bankruptsy, i'm giving her nearly $200/ mo for child support & after grocery shopping & utilities I can offer a lady a newspaper & a fricken value meal at BK. If she drives. If I gotta put extra gas in my tank...no news paper.

 

I decided I wasn't going to go there & just went & put more diapers in the kids bag. LOL!

 

Her: is that a medicine ball?

Me: (in between my final set of concentration curls) no, it's an exercise ball for strengthening my core.

her: pissed off look because i'm getting back into shape.

 

she actually resents me because we BOTH gained about 40 -50 lbs over the last 7 yrs we were together.

 

She lost a ton last yr for her new boyfriend but for every lb i lost it looks like she's gained it & that's MY fault. LOL!

 

She just called to tell me divorce papers are in the mail. :)

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