Stupid stuff WAW's say.. it's laughable

[floridapad]

OK

 

I was talking to a fellow LS'er and we both mentioned that some time down the road we will probably chuckle at this stuff and I thought "heck I chuckle as some of the stupid Sh*t my W says now" so I figure I would start a thread on all the stupid stuff the WAW's say in that affair,MLC,WAW Fog. I'm hoping people use this thread as a means of laughing at the truly stupid stuff and not necessarily sulk about it. There is plenty of sulking in other threads. So here goes my two cents and hopefully others will have a chuckle and join in with other stupid stuff their WAW's have said in the fog. Hopefully I and people will keep them short.

 

1)When I found out the OM was my son's music teacher I told my W that my son is no longer going to lessons because I'm not going to pay him to teach my son and bang my wife. She said "But he is poor and has no money". Huh!! It took her a day to figure out how stupid it was.

 

2) When I was on a very spiritual retreat my W sent me a letter apologizing by writing "I'm sorry I found "myself" with someone else" to which my response when I got home was "So..you found out you were an adulterer and a liar, a homewrecker and a cheater". It took her about one minute to realize how stupid her letter was.

 

3) "I love you but Im not in love with you. You are a great man and I see the changes you have made. Maybe I need to lose you in order to love you " Huh??? When you lose me you WILL LOSE ME.....Duh!!!

 

I have plenty more but though others might want to add their two cents. Yes I do chuckle at these as stupid as they are. They are no longer hurtful knowing how utterly stupid WAW's can be in their words.

Edited November 21, 2009 by floridapad

[tojaz]

(After finding her at bar with another guy) I Cant believe you don't trust me!

 

Its because i had an awakening when I started doing Yoga!

 

Of course I love you, but sometimes i feel like you stop me from experiencing the love of others. (Uh, yeah, were MARRIED!!!) :mad:

 

TOJAZ

[Tayla]

May I preface this with my lack of knowledge for WAW? OM?

 

Otherwise Florida, I absolutely died (as truth is funny sometimes) on Your Number 3 statement!! Been there and Gosh is it ever true! Thanks for sharing that.

True Story- After a romantic five day vacation with my Significant other he told me about the OW:

Person A: Dear sorry you had to find out this way, but this is my True Soul mate, and I hope you can understand that.

Person B: Darling, that is scientifically impossible, you have no soul to mate with , get over your self, pay the breakfast bill and find a taxi to the airport. I'd like to start enjoying my vacation now.

[tojaz]

May I preface this with my lack of knowledge for WAW? OM?

 

Otherwise Florida, I absolutely died (as truth is funny sometimes) on Your Number 3 statement!! Been there and Gosh is it ever true! Thanks for sharing that.

True Story- After a romantic five day vacation with my Significant other he told me about the OW:

Person A: Dear sorry you had to find out this way, but this is my True Soul mate, and I hope you can understand that.

Person B: Darling, that is scientifically impossible, you have no soul to mate with , get over your self, pay the breakfast bill and find a taxi to the airport. I'd like to start enjoying my vacation now.

 

:bunny::bunny: WELL DONE!

 

By the way, OM/W= Other man/woman

WAW/H= Walk away wife/husband

 

TOJAZ

[singledad2]

1) I still love you, miss you and the kids a lot. I will consider coming back in couple of months when I am sure.

 

2) How come I never call the kids? Because there are 3 of them an only one of me, so its simpler if they just call me. ????

[trippi1432]

May I preface this with my lack of knowledge for WAW? OM?

 

Otherwise Florida, I absolutely died (as truth is funny sometimes) on Your Number 3 statement!! Been there and Gosh is it ever true! Thanks for sharing that.

True Story- After a romantic five day vacation with my Significant other he told me about the OW:

Person A: Dear sorry you had to find out this way, but this is my True Soul mate, and I hope you can understand that.

Person B: Darling, that is scientifically impossible, you have no soul to mate with , get over your self, pay the breakfast bill and find a taxi to the airport. I'd like to start enjoying my vacation now.

 

Good Job!! What a jerk!

[Tayla]

Thank you Tojaz, Now I dont feel so silly reading WAW.

Makes sense!!

 

Okay single2- Your #2 Line literally fits the Stupid award. That Lady is a piece of work ! I'm seriously reeling that someone could even have that level of ignorance...

[trippi1432]

I have a few to add myself for the WAH...these are pretty much in order on the chain of events from June to 2 weeks ago.

 

1. When you heal from your operation I will most likely leave you. (Uh, yeah....thanks for that warning.)

 

2. I didn't put you first in our marriage, now that I know that, I will make sure to do that with the next person I love.

 

3. (Background: Gave STBXH an ultimatum to leave GF and work on himself for our marriage - I would forgive him for that). His reply: "I can't do that TO HER". *Yep, slammed the door on my heart on that one*

 

4. I'm here to be supportive of you, I know I haven't been in 15 years so I told the GF to go home....she doesn't know I'm here. *rolling eyes - let me show you to the door*

 

5. My GF isn't worried about you wanting me back now, she's worried about me wanting you back now. (LOL!! Grass wasn't greener was it?)

 

I've got too many of these! I guess I hit indifference because these don't even hurt anymore.

[confused71]

1: When asked how her affair started when she was going out clubbing my ex said the classic 'it just happened'.

 

2: 'maybe one day we can be friends'

 

3:'I never want to live with another man again' she said about a week before moving OM into house with my name still on mortgage.

[hbogie]

STBXW's friend trying to talk sense into her. She tells her friend..." yea, I miss him, love him, he's a great guy, treats me well" etc.... friend asks her then why did you leave him and why won't you try to work things out? "I don't know... but maybe we'll get back together in a few years, cause I read where alot of people get divorced and then get back together after some time.... I just need to find myself for awhile...." Friend tries not to laugh at her.... Uh, your getting divorced from a guy you want to get back together with someday?! Ohhhkay....

 

Geee, I wonder how that plan is gonna work out for her?! Don't wanna spoil the surprise

 

Must be some world they live in.....

[WTFO]

 

 

2: 'maybe one day we can be friends'

 

 

I got this too. I also got" I am seriously considering being a lesbian"

 

" I have feelings for you....but I also have feelings for him too"

 

Good thing we are still married....(maybe we should try to keep a family,a relationship and honor our vows til death do us part....nah she would rather date several men and take the OM's daughter shopping) WTF??

[tojaz]

2: 'maybe one day we can be friends'

 

Yup, got smacked with that one as well. WTF!

Kicker is, I tried being friendly with her. NADDA!

 

She told me once that she would rather "drive her car into a pole then to have to do this." So reading between the lines. She would rather off herself then stay married to me! :confused: I must be one class A piece of crap to have someone say that!

TOJAZ

[confused71]

And then of course there was the old favorite...

 

'I still love you......but as a friend now'

 

I swear they are all reading from the same script.

[Woggle]

She told me that she was rebelling against my tyranny and taking part in a feminist act of resistance. It's nice to see everything worked out well for her.

[2.50 a gallon]

About a month after I kicked her out, she came back with hopes of reconciling. She tried to apologize, it was a mistake, rambled on that the OM had lied to her when he bragged about his package, how he was an alcoholic, could hardly stand at attention, how little and how bad the sex was. Like this was supposed to make me feel better that her OM was a rotten lover?

 

Another complaint, we hardly ever bought beer. Her dad was an alcoholic and I had backed off from my beer drinking to please her.

 

I told her there is beer in the fridge help yourself. Whereupon she saw I also had a couple of bottles of champagne. In my bachelor days I always kept a couple of bottles of the cheap stuff in the fridge.

 

This set her off, as she knew of my old ways. She gave me a lecture that we were still married and I shouldn't be screwing around. For real.

 

When she threw out her empty, she spotted an empty champagne bottle in the trash. Back to the morals thing, how could I do this I was her husband?

 

Then the light bulb went off in her head, and she accused me of having an affair with the associate OM's wife. And I got a lecture about breaking up their marriage and he was actually a nice guy.

 

She was a Catholic and gave me a fire and brimstone lecture how adultery was a mortal sin, and I should be afraid as there was no going back and she was glad I was already ticketed for eternity with the devil. Hunh? This was half an hour after she told me the OM was a rotten lover.

 

Thankfully I am a Protestant.

 

Friends: Other than poker, I never cheated on my friends. House rule, you don't bitch about the dealer dealing himself 4 aces as everybody gets a chance to deal

 

Once friends go past friendship and become lovers, there is no going back

[JaneDoe35]

'If you will let me I will be so good for you, I will be your best friend and take care of you. I want to make love to you often forever. I will never let you down as a friend like I have as a husband'

[floridapad]

WAS's can be pretty stupid in the things they say. One day if not now we will all laugh at some of the stupid Sh*t.

 

I got a good zinger in on my W. When my 3 year pulled down her pants to be silly I said (with my W in the room) "Oh like mother like daughter". She didn't appreciate that too much.

[Tayla]

WAS's can be pretty stupid in the things they say. One day if not now we will all laugh at some of the stupid Sh*t.

 

I got a good zinger in on my W. When my 3 year pulled down her pants to be silly I said (with my W in the room) "Oh like mother like daughter". She didn't appreciate that too much.

 

 

WOAH...Cutting edge on that one!! Classy though since the three year old won't get it but the W did!!

 

Thanks for starting this post, been amazed at all the comments, there really is a level of stupidity to some folks ...I remain stunned.

[Cranialrupture]

I got the "every guy in my life has hurt me"

 

my response

 

Hey Cinderella..."Welcome to life, gonna walk away on our kids when they hurt you too?"

[tojaz]

"I love you, but there are degrees of love"

 

"Coming home would be so easy, but I've already spent so much on my lawyer!"

 

ICK!

TOJAZ

[seraphim mom]

My WAH stated he was sorry for the divorce, and that he did not abandon the family, I.e wife and 2 daughters......hmmmmm I would think leaving home moving back to the barracks and not helping in any way for bills, groceries, missing visits whenever dosent count as abandoning his family.....also to the m.ps he told them in front of me he feared for his life when he came over to see the girls, and he accused me of abusing him....he is 6'1 260. Level 3 combatives trained, and I'm 5'5 150 pounds.......and this was in front of the cops after I called them since he threw my car keys on the roof....yeah he falsly accuses me of abuse a lot......but now I just laugh.

[nobmagnet]

some of the classics from my errant ex

 

Having just found e.mail messages from the other woman and asking if he used protection

 

" no why? she's a good girl"

 

I very nearly hit him as you can imagine my retort

 

" Good girls dont f*ck married men with kids! If you think she is the only one she has ever f*cked you ere even more of a pratt than I already thought you are"

 

When confronted I asked how long it had been going on.....

 

"oh only a couple of months but I have known her for ages"

 

Am i supposed to feel better??? ta mate

 

 

love this thread x

[lookin2wardthefuture]

My STBXH and I are still living under the same roof unfortunately. He informed me on Friday morning he would'nt be comming back until Monday or Tuesday. We are in the final negotiations of our financial settlement so we had a few words before he left after he commented on how much money I'd be getting and remarking " that's pretty good for someone with only a highschool education.":mad: He also keeps claiming that I'm the one ending the marriage. I told him not to mistake why the marriage was ending. It's ending because he screwed around on me numerous times with prostitutes. He replied that it was ending because I was such a ****ty wife. That was when I told him " you'll never find anyone that was as good to you or as loyal as me , and you damn well know it!!!"

 

He left for his weekend trip with his new girlfriend and texted shortly after. He said HE did'nt want the divorce that HE was angry and bitter, and that HE could'nt fix us by himself. I texted him back and told him WE cannot be fixed, and I truly wish him the best, and I hope one of these days he finds some happiness. The text that came back read " I hope you never do to another man or woman ?? what YOU have done to ME!!!"

 

Gee I wonder what the girlfriend would think of all of that? I hope she wises up and heads for the hills because she has no idea what a toxic individual she's dealing with!!!!

[FeelingLonely98]

Here's one. The STBXW said recently that I should not have been blindsided by the ILYBINILWY, I want a D speech. I said "Really, tell me why".

She said the signs were everywhere and I asked for an example. One of her examples was that she didn't kiss me as much as she used to in the past. Hmm, I thought that after 16 years a couple didn't need to be all over each other. It's called maturity, not disillusionment, right? We kissed in the morning, at bedtime, when someone came home, and of couse if we were being "romantic". DAMN, I should have known she wanted a D years ago. my bad ...

[seraphim mom]

Oh its also a crack up when the stbxh says I'm giving him attitude when I respond to the texts he sends me in regards to the baby.....I don't know how you can get attitude from a text message......plus I only respond in monosylables....yes or no that's it....man I must be a really big b****.....