Dave1234 Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 well the simple question that i will ask you is how can i obtain a girl-frend to have sex with i really want some sex really really bad
monkey00 Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 you ask as if it was as simple as 1,2,3. well NO it isnt you want sex? go find a prostitute or marry your hand i know why you ask tho, many ppl on this board talk about their platonic friends and their platonic ways with each other. yes many ppl on this board envy those lucky guys. if you want a friend to have sex with then you dont really consider her a friend actually, it's almost like using her as a tool...i say this cause your questioned asked in a manner pertaining that they are a tool. i wont answer your question cause i dont know how. just keep what i said in mind.
lostforwords Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 dave have you considered the library? lol
Author Dave1234 Posted December 12, 2003 Author Posted December 12, 2003 well then you can just go jump in the lake and i dave am going to my room for to watch television and nothing else
Arabess Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Dave, LOTS of men are wanting the same thing! It takes a long time to find someone who is just right for you. If you DO meet someone you want to go out with....ask her to a movie like a gentleman....do NOT take her stuff in the store. (Keep your time-machine a BIG SECRET.) Don't tell her you want a 'dick-lay'....just date her and sweet talk her until she feels the same way. You are a cool guy Dave.... Arabess
Tony T Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 First, Dave, most females will want you to disclose the length and circumference of your penis.
Author Dave1234 Posted December 12, 2003 Author Posted December 12, 2003 well methinks i heard it said that in another land for example england the tea-bag seduction tecnique works well in a love-image fro a dicklay fro yon female
lostforwords Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 dave daveyyyyy cmon dont be like that lmao.. you aint gonna find any chicks in your room now are ya... kinda why your here isnt it?... ok ..... now i think arabess is right... perhaps even just trying it and see what happens... i mean it couldnt hurt any worse than you have been already... hey i know... join the tupperware league, host a tupperware party... and whamo as long as you dont mind pregnant chicks or cougars youll be fine.....
Arabess Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Cookies, a good book and masterbation?????? You guys are CRUEL! BWAHAHAHAHA!
lostforwords Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 so dave.... i take it your mom has stopped herself from coming in your room in a self pleasuring manner? see now if you conquered that.... just imagine what else you could do........
monkey00 Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 GO watch American Pie the first movie... just do what Jim did
Arabess Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 ......must've gotten one of those hexes on me....I keep screwing up my posts.....
dyermaker Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Have you considered yon premium malt beverages? See if you can get one of your uncles to score you some Smirnoff Ice. Or, for the romantic approach, some wine that comes in a box.
moimeme Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Dave, Dave. Women, girls - they are not just for dick-lays. You have to love them. You have to be nice to them and be friends to them. It is no good to try to seduce one unless you get her to like you first - and she will not like you if you ask for a dick-lay and she will not like you if you try any seduction techniques. Just be a nice fellow.
Tony T Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 "It is no good to try to seduce one unless you get her to like you first - and she will not like you if you ask for a dick-lay and she will not like you if you try any seduction techniques." Now you tell me!
VivianLee Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Do you have a particular chick in mind? Do you have a girl friend?? Sex may relieve what you want but so can masturbating....now sex with someone you care about and love is the best way to go....most guys "even players" will tell you that! I hope you are at least 18 though and will use protection.....
jenny Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 definitely use the tea-bag approach. while on a date, just whip 'em out and ask her to dip them.
DerangedAngel Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 Goodness Jenny. lol. I think you should do as moimeme suggested. You might actually find you ENJOY having someone to care about, and that cares about you in return. The sex should be an added bonus. Not the other way around. I think...
jenny Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 lol - i'm pretty sure dave1234 is not someone one takes seriously.
lostforwords Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 definitely use the tea-bag approach. while on a date, just whip 'em out and ask her to dip them rofl!!!!!!!!!! Just how big are these tea bags????.. my concern is whipping them out and having "spillage" unexpectedly...... oh dear now that would be a mess..... unless of course wait for a minutes and find your composure, overlook the "mess" and try wipping them bags out again...... soon youll get the hang of it where no spillage will occur.... and then its dicklay like none other than before...... lmao!!!!
moimeme Posted December 12, 2003 Posted December 12, 2003 I think you should do as moimeme suggested. You might actually find you ENJOY having someone to care about, and that cares about you in return. The sex should be an added bonus. Not the other way around. I think... Are you talking to Dave or Tony?
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