caramel c Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 This thread is dedicated to Angelface's ex, but also for those of us who wish to share our ugliest fantasies about our exes. You might as well! You sit around all day wondering what they're doing, thinking, whats wrong with them, etc. At least this way YOU get to decide what happens. Obviously you don't make anything happen or plan on anything happening to them, this is just to make you feel better. Right now, I bet my ex is sitting on the toilet with the worst case of rreah ever imaginable. Unfortunately, he is at work and in the middle of an important conference discussing the company's financial returns for 2008. Too bad he was the presenter & after turning 3 shades of green, ran out of the room in barely enough time to open the stall & take his pants down! Who knows how logn he'll be stuck in there for?? Everybody else is just sitting there in their chairs, wondering if he's ok...
angelface78 Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 Hhahahahah!!! Omg Caramel!!! Thanks...you have made me laugh!! Ok here is my fantasy for my ex: He wakes up in the morning to go to work and as he walks over to his sweet BMW he sees that the entire front hood and side doors are completely scratched!!!! Someone has keyed his car beyond recognition and they have etched deep into the paint!!! Oh no....he is now in tears wanting to call into work sick(yes he would do this if this happened) but he cant because his boss needs him to go visit a couple of companies throughout he day. He is soooo angry and down and unfortunately cannot go and see his new chick because hes so afraid his car will be further damaged. He cant see her at all because she has no car (this is true) He calls and gets an estimate of the damages and almost passes out!!! He cannot afford this...he will have to drive around like this for a long time!!! LOL...oh man..this is sooo wrong!!!
quankanne Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 still looking for that thread, I think it was by miss moo! not really an "ugly" fantasy per se, but a creepy concern about The One after he dumped me: For the longest time I kept up with the obits in the local paper because I was convinced something bad was going to happen to him. And I talked my best friend, who still lives in ex's town, to scan the daily papers for his name. a couple of years after I got married, he (best friend) forwarded me a story from the local paper: Something bad happened all right ... the dumbass was driving while intoxicated and lost his license! And I was worried he was going to die!
Author caramel c Posted November 6, 2009 Author Posted November 6, 2009 ...and THEN he realizes that his weekend plans are good for nothing. He can't go anywhere like that!! So, he goes to the movie rental place cause 1. he's going to be stuck at home for the next couple days and 2. thats all he can afford. Well, they tell him he has an outstanding balance of 67.84 because of 3 overdue movies, late charges plus replacement fees. He pays them & heads out to his car where he runs into ppl he knew from high school. The only thing they really want to talk about is DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR CAR??
angelface78 Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 Hahhahahahahahahah! He is so vain he would just die!!! LOL!!!
quankanne Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 another "not a fantasy, but an ugly reality" tale to share: about 20 years ago, when my big sister was married to her first husband, she found out he was screwing around on her. He swore he was going to give her up (she was my age, married with a baby), but kept seeing her on the sly. Sis found out and came to the decision that she wasn't going to stay married to a man who didn't really love (or respect) her, but she wanted to give him one last "memory." she packed up my niece and nephew and sent them to my parents, then set the stage for one last roll in the hay. According to her, "I gave him the best sex of his life, and he was just laying in our Cali-king bed, lost in the afterglow. But he didn't know I had a 2X4 hidden in our closet, so I got out of bed like I had to pee, grabbed it, and whacked his peepee GOOD." apparently, hard enough to make him pass out a good while! when he came to, she had a bag packed and told him to get his ass over to his parents' farm, that she was divorcing him and he no longer had access to their home! we laugh about it now ... well, at least the GIRLS do – the guys (including the new husband) think it's horrible!
angelface78 Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 Hahahahahahah!!! With a 2X4!!!! OMG!!! Wow!!! LMAO!!!
quankanne Posted November 6, 2009 Posted November 6, 2009 and the moral of the story? You might be a strapping big farmboy, but never, ever piss off your little Mexican wife
name witheld Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 ****ing her from behind and rubbing her clit to make her come hard. She has the dirtiest come face ever and is holding on so much her nails dig into my skin.
LucreziaBorgia Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 I hope mine has met someone with whom he is head over heels in love with, someone he feels that he must be with all the time, someone he is drawn to inexplicably and powerfully and I hope she stomps his @ss like a bug and leaves him as heartbroken and despondent as he left me. Then when he calls or emails me for comfort, I simply don't answer and leave him alone in his darkest moments. Or, better yet - I can text him "good luck" just like he texted me when I was in the hospital miscarrying our baby.
onewillburn Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 I wonder if the lack of males in this thread is a just a coincidence or if women tend to be more vengeful, haha. I can't really say I've thought about any negative things happening to her, to be honest. I guess I kind of hope she learns her lesson about being impulsive, but it really isn't my concern at this point. I'll never be with her again, so what happens to her is her business.
soheartbroken Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 I hope she becomes seriously depressed and overweight. Ironic that as I was suffering through the worst trauma/depression in my life (the breakup), she was coming OFF her anti-depressants. How insulting is that? I guess she really was relieved and happy to be free from me. So, I hope she sinks back into a depression. I know that's mean, and my hope is one day I won't feel like that. Deep down inside, I think she deserves to be happy and I want the best for her, and I hope this will be my attitude IF I EVER GET OUT OF THIS S**THOLE ALIVE!
Bulldozed Posted November 7, 2009 Posted November 7, 2009 whle I've always wanted nothing but the best for my ex....she went off lexapro in July, cold turkey...oddly enough, her mood swiings and ability to communicate quickly deteriorated shortly thereafter. She's now dating one of her "former" best friends recently divorced "ex-husband"...my hope is that this guy has half a brain and once the newness and fluff of their relationship wears off, he'll see her for the truly depressing, ambitionless, simple-minded person that she is. Hopefully, he doesn't waste two years of his life like I did. This has been hard, but we all must always remember what comes around goes around....she'll be 41 next month, and her MO is to get pregnant, that is if her ovaries haven't become dust....I see her pregnant, with this guys baby, realizing after the Fluff has vanished, "What the hell have I done"....I have a go nowhere, mindless retail job, and he's a low wage earner who has to shell out child support every month....revenge doesn't have to be something you put effort into, sometimes it just happens naturally.....
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