Jump to content

People are so predictable...


While the thread author can add an update and reopen discussion, this thread was last posted in over a month ago. Want to continue the conversation? Feel free to start a new thread instead!

Recommended Posts

Posted (edited)

Coming up on 3 months since the breakup with a crazy alcoholic narcissist, a breakup she initiated and conducted over the phone without any warning, leaving me shattered as if she reached into my chest cavity Mola Ram style and tore out my still beating heart, took a bite out of it, and smiled as she smeared the hot blood all over her lips and licked it off...

 

Last Thursday came the call from SF at 10:46 PM from a strange number in the 415 area code...

 

I figured it was my ex, didn't answer, no message was left... Still it could just be a chance wrong number, right?

 

So I spent the weekend with my new gf and come home to a blank email sent by said crazy ex at 1 in the morning several nights later...

 

It really is just like Vince Vaughn's advice to Jon Favreau in Swingers: they try to come back the minute you forget 'em...

 

I was banking on her going through at least 1 or 2 failed relationships before she'd try this, but I guess we're all living in the age of Internet time now...

 

The weird part is that while there's no chance in hell I'll go back to her, it did give my ego an odd boost to see her reduced to this...

Edited by Turista
×
×
  • Create New...