aycarumba Posted October 25, 2009 Posted October 25, 2009 She should just sneak some Beano in his food or beer or whatever before bedtime. Take the "wind" right out of his sails. LOL Excellent point. lol The guy I just dated didnt do this on purpose, but still it was annoying. He would fart at least twice a day and I just started ignoring it. At least he didnt do it on purpose.
Author redant Posted October 26, 2009 Author Posted October 26, 2009 Some great responses I'll let her know!! Ha ha thanks!
IfWishesWereHorses Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 Beer and fried onion rings! If that won't work up a good fart nothing will. My H did the same thing and it took a decade (and having a son who finds humor in that) before I could return the favor. Promise her that she will find great joy in his utter discust when she let's a monster fart slip! Once I realized the great fun involved I have become a master farter! ;p
Lucky_One Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 I REALLY hate when I put clean sheets on the bed, and he farts under the covers in the first 3 minutes of slipping into bed. I have multiple porches, other rooms, and 3 bathrooms that he can go fart in, besides getting into my freshly scented sheets....
Clep Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 Maybe she could ask him calmly to leave the room if he is going to fart, or if his flatulence is an long time occurrence he could sleep elsewhere that night. What if she gently told him how she feels about it without displaying anger or disapproval of him. I have never heard of this type of thing being such a big deal.
chocolate.strawbery Posted October 26, 2009 Posted October 26, 2009 i just want to say this is hilarious. i recently joined this forum and because of this thread i am considering staying. omg...i wish she or he would video tape the whole thing going down.
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