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How Do I Get Past Seeming Like A Stalker?


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It's just some humor JFF...man. :laugh:

 

I was just joking with you too!

 

Be honest, you needed that reassuring little smiley face at the end of the sentence just to let you know that all was well. I'm sorry pookie :laugh:

 

BTW...I gave my true advice the first time...stop while you're ahead.

 

Bah!

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I was just joking with you too!

 

Be honest, you needed that reassuring little smiley face at the end of the sentence just to let you know that all was well. I'm sorry pookie :laugh:

 

 

 

Bah!

 

Of course I need the smiley face..it is the only way to express some non verbal communication here.

 

Glad I did not offend...I am kind of a perv...but I wasn't being one with you then...not intentionally. ;)

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If you have a young relative you could "set them up" in your own version of the wish program, say they are terminally ill, and their last wish is to spend a week with him in a secluded area in the mountains. Then ditch the kid and wait with open arms and handcuffs for your destiny.

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Glad I did not offend...I am kind of a perv...but I wasn't being one with you then...not intentionally. ;)

 

Oh...no? :(

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If you have a young relative you could "set them up" in your own version of the wish program, say they are terminally ill, and their last wish is to spend a week with him in a secluded area in the mountains. Then ditch the kid and wait with open arms and handcuffs for your destiny.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I have a small child that I could do that with. I could use Halloween makeup and stick a drip or two in his arm. Do you think it would be insensitive to shave his head too?

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Oh...no? :(

 

Nice use of the smiley face...brat. :p

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Nice use of the smiley face...brat. :p

 

You too, since I interpreted it as creepily leering. I like.

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:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I have a small child that I could do that with. I could use Halloween makeup and stick a drip or two in his arm. Do you think it would be insensitive to shave his head too?

 

No, not at all. After all you really have to go after what you want out of life. Take the bull by the horns. I'm sure there has to be some sort of temporary wheelchair rental available; I mean the kid would only be confined for "a little while".

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You too, since I interpreted it as creepily leering. I like.

 

Ahhh...so you were disappointed I wasn't being intentionally pervy. Now I get it...I'm a little dense sometimes.

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No, not at all. After all you really have to go after what you want out of life. Take the bull by the horns. I'm sure there has to be some sort of temporary wheelchair rental available; I mean the kid would only be confined for "a little while".

 

I can see that I haven't put enough thought into this. I'm really going to have to up the ante if I'm going to be successful in my endeavor.:bunny:

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That's the spirit! Put your big-girl pants on, take the gloves off, and dust off the creepy hat. You were born for this!

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