GorillaTheater Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 You have to at least clean the bathroom, Alpha. Chicks are not too keen on pubes imbedded in the backsplash.
laRubiaBonita Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Chicks are not too keen on pubes imbedded in the backsplash. ok... so that is true, plus make sure the toilet seat is clean- no dried yellow spots (or brownies either )
Author alphamale Posted October 23, 2009 Author Posted October 23, 2009 that means she likes back door visits (but she will act all cutsey) :lmao: You have to at least clean the bathroom, Alpha.. ok, i cleaned the bathroom in me bedroom, but just a bit. enough to make it passable... ok... so that is true, plus make sure the toilet seat is clean- no dried yellow spots (or brownies either ) yea i got all that, but i'm not changing the bed sheets or any of that ****
Lucky_One Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Ok - PLEASE flip all your covers back and make sure that the sheets on your side of the bed are the same color all over and that you haven't made your side all dingy, and wipe all the hairs at the foot of the bed out on the floor, and make sure there aren't big dried drool marks on your pillowcases (or dried boogers or anything). Or dried boogers on the walls of your shower. My older brother ALWAYS used to blow his nose in his hands in the shower (you could hear hiim all over the flipping house), and we'd find green dried snot streaks all over the tile. (No wonder he isn't married!!)
The Collector Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Am I the only (non-baldie) one with a bed that doesn't accumulate masses of hair on a regular basis?
Soul Bear Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Ok - PLEASE flip all your covers back and make sure that the sheets on your side of the bed are the same color all over and that you haven't made your side all dingy, and wipe all the hairs at the foot of the bed out on the floor, and make sure there aren't big dried drool marks on your pillowcases (or dried boogers or anything). Or dried boogers on the walls of your shower. My older brother ALWAYS used to blow his nose in his hands in the shower (you could hear hiim all over the flipping house), and we'd find green dried snot streaks all over the tile. (No wonder he isn't married!!) Lucky you are too funny...:lmao::lmao:
Sweetcheripie Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Ok - PLEASE flip all your covers back and make sure that the sheets on your side of the bed are the same color all over and that you haven't made your side all dingy, and wipe all the hairs at the foot of the bed out on the floor, and make sure there aren't big dried drool marks on your pillowcases (or dried boogers or anything). Or dried boogers on the walls of your shower. My older brother ALWAYS used to blow his nose in his hands in the shower (you could hear hiim all over the flipping house), and we'd find green dried snot streaks all over the tile. (No wonder he isn't married!!) oh .....that almost made me lose my lunch!
Sweetcheripie Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 even if we just have some oral play that would be ok, i think this one likes to take it slow. on our last date after i invited her over for dinner she made me promise it wasn't just to have sex with her she's a self-professed "good catholic girl" So my bet is no sex tonight for Alpha but most definitely the next date. Have a great time Alpha
The Collector Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I think the operative word in the bolded part is 'just.'
Trialbyfire Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 TBF is pregnant?? I didn't know that. Congrats TBF. The wager still stands though. Pregnant-schmegnant.Thanks. Ha...with your mad skillz, you could chop your own nekkid pic! Good luck alpha. I hope the two of you have a good time. Do wrap it, for both your safety.
Awesome Username Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 No condom?! Do you mind getting her pregnant?
Kamille Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Good catholic ballet shoe wearing girl? No sex tonight since she won't do it without a condom - but she won't be bringing her own. But I suspect you're jesting about the condom thing, so if you do have condoms- yes you're getting lucky.
likestolaugh Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I don't get it... do you know that she's using birth control? Because if not, then you need to be using a condom. It's inconsiderate not to. Of course, you know this already...
Awesome Username Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 (edited) He wants to be like TBF? So THAT'S what this is about! Better hurry up Alpha, so the kids can be the same age! Edited October 23, 2009 by Awesome Username
Author alphamale Posted October 23, 2009 Author Posted October 23, 2009 i wonder if she's going to be all coy and shy like the first two dates or a raging tigeress like on the last date. i guess it all depends on how comfortable she is and how much booze i plow into her
Lucky_One Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I don't get it... do you know that she's using birth control? Because if not, then you need to be using a condom. It's inconsiderate not to. Of course, you know this already... Of course she isn't. She's a nice Catholic girl.
Author alphamale Posted October 23, 2009 Author Posted October 23, 2009 Of course she isn't. She's a nice Catholic girl. Catholic girls In the little white dress Catholic girls They never confess
Lucky_One Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 i wonder if she's going to be all coy and shy like the first two dates or a raging tigeress like on the last date. i guess it all depends on how comfortable she is and how much booze i plow into her Oh gosh - I hope you DID clean the toilet really well, because there is nothing like the smell of dried up man-pee around a commode when you are puking your guts up from drinking too much on an empty stomach because you didn't eat much out of anticipation for having condom protected sex with a new guy and you don't want your stomach to pooch out.
Awesome Username Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Alpha, if you booze her too much and take advantage of her without a condom, that's entirely not a good thing. You wouldn't really do that, would you?
tanbark813 Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 i wonder if she's going to be all coy and shy like the first two dates or a raging tigeress like on the last date. Another $20 says she uses the classic, "I NEVER do this."
Author alphamale Posted October 23, 2009 Author Posted October 23, 2009 Another $20 says she uses the classic, "I NEVER do this." oh yea, they ALL say that
Sam Spade Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 :laugh:I bet you'll be deep in dem guts tonite :lmao:. 4th-5th date at home is a classic move, gives you excuse to sit on the couch and make out. It's actually fool proof.
Author alphamale Posted October 23, 2009 Author Posted October 23, 2009 4th-5th date at home is a classic move, gives you excuse to sit on the couch and make out. It's actually fool proof. indeed SS, indeed...at the very least i'm going to get a heavy petting session that lasts at least an hour. after that most of 'em are ready to take their clothes off but this one is a tough nut to crack, so we'll see she's expected within an hour. i'll try to sneak upstairs on occasion and give all of you the color play-by-play
Lucky_One Posted October 24, 2009 Posted October 24, 2009 I think the fact that there are no updates either means that Alpha is in the midst of it, or that he is on the way to Walgreen's to pick up condoms, or that he is taking a bubble bath alone weeping over his rejection.
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