alphamale Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Anyhoo, i've been dating this woman for the past 5 weeks. Tonite is our 4th date and i'm having her over for dinner. I'm making grilled chicken breasts with cream sauce, roasted potatoes and green beans. I have plenty of booze on hand including a bottle of white wine, a bottle of red, vodka, JD, tequila, etc. Needless to say i plan on getting her liquored up (and myself too ) Dates one and two were very casual with no making out or even a kiss. Date #3 was last week and we got pretty hot and heavy and professed our attraction to each other. The date lasted seven hours but did not end in sex. Both of us were pretty ripped and i had to literally force her into a taxi at 2:30am to end the date. All 3 dates were out on the town. So my question is....will I get lucky tonite or will I not? Place your bets.
laRubiaBonita Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Anyhoo, i've been dating this woman for the past 5 weeks. Tonite is our 4th date and i'm having her over for dinner. I'm making grilled chicken breasts with cream sauce, roasted potatoes and green beans. I have plenty of booze on hand including a bottle of white wine, a bottle of red, vodka, JD, tequila, etc. Needless to say i plan on getting her liquored up (and myself too ) Dates one and two were very casual with no making out or even a kiss. Date #3 was last week and we got pretty hot and heavy and professed our attraction to each other. The date lasted seven hours but did not end in sex. Both of us were pretty ripped and i had to literally force her into a taxi at 2:30am to end the date. All 3 dates were out on the town. So my question is....will I get lucky tonite or will I not? Place your bets. if she has on her "F*ck me heels" it is a good sign!
Author alphamale Posted October 23, 2009 Author Posted October 23, 2009 if she has on her "F*ck me heels" it is a good sign! no we're just going casual....actually, come to think of it i haven't seen her wear heels yet. she likes those dumb "ballet shoes" that are in style now
Lucky_One Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Lucky that she doesn't have an STD, or lucky that she isn't a screamer who makes your neighbors call the cops? Have you changed your sheets, and have you put out clean towels in the bathroom? Have OJ and croissants on hand for the morning? Have a long-sleeved shirt of yours hanging on the back of a door or a doorknob that she can slip into? Condoms on hand?
conehead Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 no we're just going casual....actually, come to think of it i haven't seen her wear heels yet. she likes those dumb "ballet shoes" that are in style now Ah, a girl who wears ballet shoes...those girls usually take longer to get lucky with
Soul Bear Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Just as well. If you plan on getting her totally tanked, those ballet shoes might be better than mega 6'' **** kicking heels.
Author alphamale Posted October 23, 2009 Author Posted October 23, 2009 Have you changed your sheets, and have you put out clean towels in the bathroom? no i haven't and won't Have OJ and croissants on hand for the morning? no Have a long-sleeved shirt of yours hanging on the back of a door or a doorknob that she can slip into? Condoms on hand? no, and i don't use condoms Ah, a girl who wears ballet shoes...those girls usually take longer to get lucky with i'm figuring that out, i'm thinking she won't put out tonite cause she's sort of conservative but if i get her drunk enough, maybe... I'll put $20 on yes. we'll see, i'll report back in the am
Trimmer Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Have you changed your sheets, and have you put out clean towels in the bathroom? Have OJ and croissants on hand for the morning? Have a long-sleeved shirt of yours hanging on the back of a door or a doorknob that she can slip into? Condoms on hand? If you're gonna have someone on hand to serve the croissants, I'd pick Peyton Manning or Shaq or somebody like that. OJ may send the wrong message.
Lucky_One Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Oh gross. IF you get lucky tonight, you might not get lucky with her again. Why no clean sheets? Have you EVER looked at how much leg/chest/god forbid back hair y'all shed on your sheets? The end of the bed ends up looking like a German Shepherd slept there!! And she may want a shower in the morning - you are going to make her use tatty dirty towels? Yuck. But most importantly WHY DON'T YOU USE CONDOMS???
Lucky_One Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 If you're gonna have someone on hand to serve the croissants, I'd pick Peyton Manning or Shaq or somebody like that. OJ may send the wrong message. ROFLMAO - now THAT was funny.
donnamaybe Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I'm having a girl over tonite for dinner Well, if you're already planning on eating her for dinner, I'd say SHE'S the one who'll be getting lucky.
Trialbyfire Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Clean your bathroom, bedroom, entire place or you're not getting laid.
espec10001 Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 no, and i don't use condoms Not good man, not good!
Art_Critic Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Alpha... I'd say that if you are having a girl over your house for dinner then you are already lucky - /jk Alpha.. yes.. Sex is happening tonight..
Art_Critic Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Clean your bathroom, bedroom, entire place or you're not getting laid. Yeah.. what she said....
laRubiaBonita Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 cleanliness was never an issue if i was gonna lay a guy...... well HE had to be clean-ish, but as long as there are no feces or roaches i was pretty chill. also i most likely would spend the night, nor take a shower if i did or eat breakfast...... i think you have a great chance alpha- even if she wears those stupid ballet shoes that i hate and hated when they were popular 15 years ago
Author alphamale Posted October 23, 2009 Author Posted October 23, 2009 Why no clean sheets? Have you EVER looked at how much leg/chest/god forbid back hair y'all shed on your sheets? The end of the bed ends up looking like a German Shepherd slept there!! And she may want a shower in the morning - you are going to make her use tatty dirty towels? that would mean i'm expecting sex if i did all that stuff. just in case sex does happen i don't want her to think i cleaned my bed/towels just for her But most importantly WHY DON'T YOU USE CONDOMS??? i don't like them...*sticks nose up in the air* Clean your bathroom, bedroom, entire place or you're not getting laid. i've cleaned all the public areas but i'm not cleaning my bath and bed for the reason mentioned above Yeah.. what she said....
The Collector Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 Clean your bathroom, bedroom, entire place or you're not getting laid. I'll bet you a naked pic that he does.
Author alphamale Posted October 23, 2009 Author Posted October 23, 2009 even if we just have some oral play that would be ok, i think this one likes to take it slow. on our last date after i invited her over for dinner she made me promise it wasn't just to have sex with her she's a self-professed "good catholic girl"
laRubiaBonita Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 she's a self-professed "good catholic girl" that means she likes back door visits (but she will act all cutsey) :lmao:
espec10001 Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 $20 says if you bang her without a condom that it hurts to pee a couple days after
Art_Critic Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 I'll bet you a naked pic that he does. You into pregnant pics Collector ?.. learn something new everyday
The Collector Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 You into pregnant pics Collector ?.. learn something new everyday TBF is pregnant?? I didn't know that. Congrats TBF. The wager still stands though. Pregnant-schmegnant.
Trimmer Posted October 23, 2009 Posted October 23, 2009 that would mean i'm expecting sex if i did all that stuff. just in case sex does happen i don't want her to think i cleaned my bed/towels just for her Yes, God forbid she goes away with the impression that you normally keep a somewhat clean bathroom and bedroom...
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