Gold Pile Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 For months I've been hitting the local chain bookstore looking for dates. Probably 2 dozen visits in all. I certainly stocked up on books I want to read, and books to give as Birthday/Xmas gifts. As others have mentioned...it seems that many women have a man browsing nearby. On my 1st visit I positioned myself at a shelf near the windows so I could see if women were entering alone. Some creepy goth guy with teeth filed to points approached and smiled at me. I told him get lost. Then some other creep asked me if I could recommend one of the books on the shelf. You guessed it...I was in the male to male erotica section. I ran to the other side of the store so fast you could smell my shoe rubber burning. Eventually (weeks of failure) I landed a date with a woman in her late 40's. She was perfect for my target dating age range. (18-80). Found her in the tacky romance section. The clerk later told me that she came at the same time every Wednesday. So I managed to be there the next couple of times. She stays slender with daily exercise and has a decent face. We've been banging like rabbits every Saturday for weeks now. OK....older rabbits. After the 3rd time, I pretended that I just lost my job. Now I save money by not buying dinner and such.
Art_Critic Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 .... I pretended that I just lost my job. Now I save money by not buying dinner and such. Be careful with this one...She may now want you to do some repairs on her house during the day since she thinks you don't have a job...
Lizzie60 Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 Aaahhhhhh GP.. my love.. another hilarious story... I missed you soooo much... I'm glad you're back...
citizen67 Posted October 10, 2009 Posted October 10, 2009 well honey, you are painting my place this week, right? Looking forward to Sat. babe : )
Author Gold Pile Posted October 11, 2009 Author Posted October 11, 2009 Hello old friends, The subject of my being free to do chores hasn't come up...yet:confused: I should come up with a time limiting story of some knid. Maybe "charity work"? This relationship is seving it's purpose well enough, getting me laid weekly until something better comes along. I've decided the bookstore isn't the greatest place to find dates. (at least not the times I visit, afternoons)
tinktronik Posted October 11, 2009 Posted October 11, 2009 Hello old friends, The subject of my being free to do chores hasn't come up...yet:confused: I should come up with a time limiting story of some knid. Maybe "charity work"? This relationship is seving it's purpose well enough, getting me laid weekly until something better comes along. I've decided the bookstore isn't the greatest place to find dates. (at least not the times I visit, afternoons) Try weekends and possibly early mornings. The lonely divorce's club likely meets there in the am GP.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 12, 2009 Author Posted October 12, 2009 Try weekends and possibly early mornings. The lonely divorce's club likely meets there in the am GP.:laugh:Good idea...Maybe I should have scoped out women buying books on divorce.
TheLoneSock Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 I actually laughed out loud when I read the OP. Hahaha.
Sith Apprentice Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 After the 3rd time, I pretended that I just lost my job. Now I save money by not buying dinner and such. I like this. Will definately add to improve my game.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 12, 2009 Author Posted October 12, 2009 I actually laughed out loud when I read the OP. Hahaha. good! I'm all for appreciating the humor in life, even if it's at my own expense.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 12, 2009 Author Posted October 12, 2009 I like this. Will definately add to improve my game.Just remember to use this ploy AFTER you've bedded her a few times.
tinktronik Posted October 12, 2009 Posted October 12, 2009 Just remember to use this ploy AFTER you've bedded her a few times. Ahh, the intricacies of successful avoidance through deception.
Author Gold Pile Posted October 13, 2009 Author Posted October 13, 2009 Ahh, the intricacies of successful avoidance through deception. Pretty simple really, being unemployed isn't attractive to POTENTIAL partners, but it's usually over-looked by someone who has already enjoyed sex with you.
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