johan Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 All men should read this as their bible on how to act like men around women! Great post, BTW, WC. We need someone to put together a guide of some sort. Someone who really knows this stuff.
WineCountry Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 All men should read this as their bible on how to act like men around women! Great post, BTW, WC. Why thank ya,
UrKillinMeSmalls Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 I'm pretty sure you're asking this because you want to give off the "bad boy" vibe to attract women as a strategy to get laid because you buy into the women love bad boys theory because you haven't been getting any. 1. first of all, if you're trying to look like this, it won't work. you'll just look like a guy who's trying to look like a bad boy to get laid. 2. you have to be good looking. Period. 3. there comes a certain age where you can't pull off the "bad boy" attraction thing. You'll simply look like the aging guy trying a new strategy to pick up women. So... based on the 3 qualifications above...this won't work for you, sorry. Lol I originally thought this was pretty harsh, but then a look at the OP made me realise its probably true. No offense to him, but a single, 44 year old, self named 'alpha male' with almost 25,000 posts on an online love forum... would probably only be asking this for one reason. Truth hurts. And that was funny **** lol.
johan Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 I think you have the right to rip on Alpha if you've read those 25,000 posts. Otherwise you probably need to hang around a while before you start in on the old timers.
UrKillinMeSmalls Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 I think you have the right to rip on Alpha if you've read those 25,000 posts. Otherwise you probably need to hang around a while before you start in on the old timers. Lol right because I need to have devoted hours and hours to this place before I can laugh at someone's joke. Get real.
johan Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Lol right because I need to have devoted hours and hours to this place before I can laugh at someone's joke. Get real. So, what brings you to this pale, pink website on a Saturday night? Have you been wrung out by one too many bad boys like Alpha? Is this how you justify your bad behavior?
always_searching Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 I think you have the right to rip on Alpha if you've read those 25,000 posts. Otherwise you probably need to hang around a while before you start in on the old timers. Oh, come on. Alpha seems like a great guy, but it was a funny post.
Author alphamale Posted September 27, 2009 Author Posted September 27, 2009 Alpha, why do you ask such a question? just for informational purposes, i already know the answers
UrKillinMeSmalls Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 So, what brings you to this pale, pink website on a Saturday night? Have you been wrung out by one too many bad boys like Alpha? Is this how you justify your bad behavior? Lol that's it. Go for the attack on me, because I have less than 5,000 posts on a site I just joined. And make plenty of suggestions while your at it, it will show your maturity.
johan Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Oh, come on. Alpha seems like a great guy, but it was a funny post. He's ok. "Great" is a bit of a stretch. Right, Alpha?
UrKillinMeSmalls Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 just for informational purposes, i already know the answers And this right here says it all. I HIGHLY doubt he even cares that I laughed, and added to it. So you can get off my nuts about it, johan.
caramel c Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 just for informational purposes, i already know the answers I see, well, I hope we have enlightened you!
johan Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 And this right here says it all. I HIGHLY doubt he even cares that I laughed, and added to it. So you can get off my nuts about it, johan. Whoa! Hey, I was just joking around with you! Damn! Whatever happened to your Wheaties, I didn't do it. The new people get so defensive about stuff.
Angel1111 Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 ...If I think back to the men who have made me want to rip off the Victoria Secrets and drop to my knees.... First, there was an air of QUIET confidence about them. They were not loud, or vulgar. They tended to be big men, not muscle bound dorks, but big chest/arms. They gave off the appearance of strength. They were guys who were not lugheads, and had brains. They were never crude or overly pushy (big point here). They were flirtatious enough to let you know they definitely wanted you, without hounding you for it. They werent obvious pigs who were so easy to get all horned out they run around with their wankers in their hand so obvious that they need to get laid. Eye contact was nice..you know..when no one was looking..you would lock eyes with them..and the look they gave you..it wasnt some dorky look like lifting their eyebrows at you. It was just the slow, steady gaze. Burning a hole inside you. Soft smile. Compliments that felt sincere and were specific to you. Calm, sexy voice. Yeah. This type of guy you describe - yeah, he's a complete turn-on. Bad boys irk me, and I can spot them from a mile away.
Pink Cupcakes Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 It did come off harsher than I meant. But in general, if someone is having to try at it, then it's not going to come off as intended.
shadowplay Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 not muscle bound dorks I love that image
always_searching Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Men puffing out chests = alarm Hahaha! So, I'm tired, and when I first read this, I thought it said "cheeks." I simultaneously had this really funny visual of a guy trying to get my attention by puffing his cheeks and thought, "Yeah, that would cause for alarm..."
Angel1111 Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 Hahaha! So, I'm tired, and when I first read this, I thought it said "cheeks." I simultaneously had this really funny visual of a guy trying to get my attention by puffing his cheeks and thought, "Yeah, that would cause for alarm..." That wouldn't be a bad boy, that would be a goofy boy. A different kind of alarm.
carhill Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 LOL, tricycle boy used to do that when he was little and pissed off. Blue in the face soon followed The observation was actually a visual manifestation of johan's and alpha's interaction with a new member. I have this weird habit of seeing things in words. There ya go.... I also wished to compliment WC on an excellent description of the behavior and flirtation of a good man. That said, it does work better if you look like George Clooney
CaliGuy Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 We need someone to put together a guide of some sort. Someone who really knows this stuff. Hop to it, Johan!
shadowplay Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 LOL, tricycle boy used to do that when he was little and pissed off. Blue in the face soon followed The observation was actually a visual manifestation of johan's and alpha's interaction with a new member. I have this weird habit of seeing things in words. There ya go.... I also wished to compliment WC on an excellent description of the behavior and flirtation of a good man. That said, it does work better if you look like George Clooney carhill can you put a post of yourself in your profile really briefly or pm me one? I really want a visual of you and I also want to see how close mine is to how you really look.
WineCountry Posted September 27, 2009 Posted September 27, 2009 LOL, tricycle boy used to do that when he was little and pissed off. Blue in the face soon followed The observation was actually a visual manifestation of johan's and alpha's interaction with a new member. I have this weird habit of seeing things in words. There ya go.... I also wished to compliment WC on an excellent description of the behavior and flirtation of a good man. That said, it does work better if you look like George Clooney PFFFT!! George Clooney?? Bleahh... He would get nary one peek at the Victoria Secrets. Hmpf. Matt Damon? He could take them off with his teeth while I made him dinner with one hand and poured him a drink with the other.
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