john1988 Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 This goes out to people still pinning over an ex and putting up with all sorts of bullsh*t, try out my motto "NMFP" Not My Fu**ing Problem, try it on, it feels good, doesn't it? Who cares if their personalty has changed? Point is they are now an ******* and not the person you loved, who cares why? You can't change them, they just are, let someone else put up with their crap and just be relieved it's "NMFP"
Author john1988 Posted September 15, 2009 Author Posted September 15, 2009 When ex's are inbetween new bf's and gf's and looking for validation.........NMFP, lies about not feeling well, car crashes, goldfish dying......NMFP, sorry if it's harsh but if they were horrible to you that's what they deserve!
caramel c Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 NMFP NMFP NMFP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like this. It's NMFP we broke up. It's NMFP how he's coping. It's NMFP that he won't get a happy birthday wish from me tomorrow even though I know he'll be waiting and hoping for one. All I can say is that it's NMFP.
caramel c Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 When he told me he'd been drinking for 30 days straight since the breakup and wallowed in self pity asking for my help well all I have to say now is, it's NMFP.
caramel c Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 When he sits around worrying about everything in his life it's NMFP.
Author john1988 Posted September 15, 2009 Author Posted September 15, 2009 LOL see it's therapy right here, NMFP that my ex is sitting on the fence and can't decide who she wants, I take myself out the equation so it's NMFP!
caramel c Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 When I finally shut down his breadcrumb factory by requesting no contact, well hey, thats just NMFP now is it?
caramel c Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 While he sits around complaining about issues he doesn't even have (yet) it sounds like a classic case of it's NMFP.
Author john1988 Posted September 15, 2009 Author Posted September 15, 2009 NMFP when she told a mutual friend of ours she regrets moving away and the job she is in.
Author john1988 Posted September 15, 2009 Author Posted September 15, 2009 When I finally shut down his breadcrumb factory by requesting no contact, well hey, thats just NMFP now is it? Shut down his breadcrumb factory- love it haha!
caramel c Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 And what exactly is this severe panic and anxiety disorder he described? Oh, thats right - it's been identified as NMFP!
caramel c Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 Shut down his breadcrumb factory- love it haha! lol, enjoy! I am, because its NMFP.
Phateless Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 I remember discovering this when my ex dumped me. In fact, that's really what made me feel GOOD about the breakup instead of bad, lol. I remember thinking at times, "Thank GOD she's not my problem anymore, lol."
Author john1988 Posted September 15, 2009 Author Posted September 15, 2009 I remember discovering this when my ex dumped me. In fact, that's really what made me feel GOOD about the breakup instead of bad, lol. I remember thinking at times, "Thank GOD she's not my problem anymore, lol." No more temper tantrums and her acting like a spoiled brat- NMFP!
caramel c Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 Oh, what happened now? Mr. Diarrhea mouth ran out of people to talk to? Well, normally I'd lend an ear, but these days its just NMFP!
caramel c Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 On Friday nights, when the pain of missing me sets in and he longs to hear my voice and touch my hand, but instead all he has is the sound of the tv and the company of the remote control - hey, it's NMFP, Idiotboy.
Author john1988 Posted September 15, 2009 Author Posted September 15, 2009 Oh you're drunk and you need picked up at stupid o'clock? NMFP!
caramel c Posted September 15, 2009 Posted September 15, 2009 What? The 12th corona didn't make you feel better? Pardon my indifference, but really, that's NMFP!
caramel c Posted September 16, 2009 Posted September 16, 2009 Feeling as if your ego has been de-activated because you didn't receive a Happy Birthday wish from me this morning? Seek elsewhere, it's NMFP.
TaraMaiden Posted September 16, 2009 Posted September 16, 2009 ...Feel better, caramel? Sure sounds like it!
caramel c Posted September 16, 2009 Posted September 16, 2009 You got that right. I am rejoicing over this thread.
trueblue72ny Posted September 16, 2009 Posted September 16, 2009 this one made me smile : ) NMFP! lol
Island Girl Posted September 16, 2009 Posted September 16, 2009 I wish my exes had immediately adopted this attitude when we broke up instead of contacting me ad nauseum, trying to get info about me, and not moving on to happiness for themselves.
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