Tony T Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 This is a link to two of the funniest phone calls a woman could ever get...from a guy she met at a bar. I think this tape has been around a while but it's still hilarious. As a man who would never do something like this, I wonder if there are actually guys who would leave these kinds of messages...or if this was just a put-on. Oh well, go here and enjoy: http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny THE ABOVE IS A CORRECTED LINK!
jerbear Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 I remember this from awhile back, apparently he is now trying (???) to capitalize on being dating coach. Still funny even now. :lmao:
quankanne Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 HAA HAAA HAAAAAAAAA ... he had me at the second message, with his 3 p.m. deadline!
crosswordfiend Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 I've actually seen this guy in action hitting on my friends. Quite the sleaze. His website is a sight to behold.
Graduate Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 Soo funny, thanks for posting that. Made my day!
Island Girl Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 I've actually seen this guy in action hitting on my friends. Quite the sleaze. His website is a sight to behold. Awww I wanna see the website!! Apparently, he is a complete catch! He has no issues - one of the few - - and oh yeah..who said this? HE DID. :lmao::lmao: But I really do want to see the website. It sounds funny. Edit: Nevermind about the website. I found it. LOL
Chicago_Guy Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 Is that a real message? On that linked page, someone claimed that this is that guy's myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/greekdimitri214
Island Girl Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 Is that a real message? On that linked page, someone claimed that this is that guy's myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/greekdimitri214 Nope that isn't him. The guy on the messages is in Canada I did just a google search and this guy is really scary. Really -- he doesn't just have a dating site It looks like he has a severe criminal record. I won't post a link -- and not his name - there are warning about posting his name etc. because he digs and researches who is posting about him but his name and un-funny truth in you tube brings a video that is major enlightenment as far as who this guy really is. And HIS vids on youtube only confirm it
Author Tony T Posted September 1, 2009 Author Posted September 1, 2009 He DOES have a web site but it is RATHER NASTY IN PLACES. If you have the nerve to see some very funny but sometimes NASTY pages then here's the web address. There is initially a pop up which you need to click on in order to get into the site...it's a message about some upcoming dinner/seminar. Remember, there is some sexually oriented, risque stuff here and words and illustrations of a sexual nature that may offend some people so beware: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/ It's such a funny site I thought some of you more brave folks would enjoy it. I found the above simply by googling "dimitri website"
butcher's hook Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 hey guys we were just discussing this last week if you want to know more read here it almost has the same thread title well not really, but both posters thought it was hilarious at least wait til you read on the actual guy he's quite the creep http://www.loveshack.org/forums/t199673/
jimbo Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 Wow. This guy is a nut job with a Don Juan Demarco complex or something. Betcha he's still a virgin.
Island Girl Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 Wow. This guy is a nut job with a Don Juan Demarco complex or something. Betcha he's still a virgin. You'd think but when he was a doctor he was found guilty of sexual misconduct and misappropriating drugs because he had non-consensual sex with at least 3 patients. And he lost his license because of it. He's really twisted and completely creepy. Like I said above -- the youtube video about his "un-truth" is alarming.
Chicago_Guy Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 He DOES have a web site but it is RATHER NASTY IN PLACES. If you have the nerve to see some very funny but sometimes NASTY pages then here's the web address. There is initially a pop up which you need to click on in order to get into the site...it's a message about some upcoming dinner/seminar. Remember, there is some sexually oriented, risque stuff here and words and illustrations of a sexual nature that may offend some people so beware: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/ It's such a funny site I thought some of you more brave folks would enjoy it. I found the above simply by googling "dimitri website" The website is hilarious - what a douche! He claims he can help any man who is "penetrating less than 10 new female orifices each month". He also has a testimonial on his website from someone called, "Hot Bisexual Slut from Vancouver" This guy actually sells courses for up to $1997 apiece. I find it hard to believe that any man would be desperate and pathetic enough to waste that kind of cash on the "teachings" of this guy.
SoulSearch_CO Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 That guy is downright disturbing. Wow.
Taramere Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 "Before entering Dimitri the Lover's controversial website please note that his popular TORONTO REAL MEN meetings are often SOLD OUT!!! blah blah...Dimitri the lover loses money hosting these meetings. Instead he offers them as a community service to Toronto men that want to learn the secret to seducing cold, uptight, sexually repressed local sluts." Haha. Reminds me of another website we all know and love. I can just imagine his Q & A sessions. Portly, bespectacled man clears throat: "Dimitri. There is a young woman in my workplace who I would like to... "Slut, dude. You have to get into it here. Slut. You'll find that they're all sluts when you start greasin' around and doin' the Dimitri thang. Repressed sluts, but sluts nonetheless" "Er. There is a repressed young slut in my workplace who I would like to get to know better..." "You mean explore her orifices with your manhood dude. Come on...don't f*ckin' waste my time here pussyfooting around here. If you're not open-minded to the Dimitri Solution, you won't last 5 seconds in this jungle. Be a proper man!" "Right. There is a young slut in my workplace. I wish to explore her orifices with my manhood" "Not wish to.....goin' to. You're gonna hit it to that baby until it's nothin' more than a pile of mince. Got me?" "I'm a gonna hit that slut in accounts up until she's a bloodied wreck of semi-humanity." That's better. Don't you feel better already, man? Okay - any other questions from anyone or will we, like, call it a wrap for tonight?"
lord alfred douglas Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 You almost convinced me with the North American accent until you said mince
Taramere Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 You almost convinced me with the North American accent until you said mince What else would you call mince, other than mince?
sally4sara Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 That guy is downright disturbing. Wow. I think you're suppose to find it funny and ignore that there are other, funnier flavors of humor being offered by other, funnier people.
burning 4 revenge Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 What else would you call mince, other than mince? I guess mince, Ive just never heard that word before unless it refered to an onion
Island Girl Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 I think you're suppose to find it funny and ignore that there are other, funnier flavors of humor being offered by other, funnier people. Not so funny as the voice mail messages: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWzl1fGyQhU
butcher's hook Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 What else would you call mince, other than mince? "Spam" It's North America Tara, think hotdogs and hamburgers and faux meat.
burning 4 revenge Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 So mince as a noun is a type of canned meat?
butcher's hook Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 So mince as a noun is a type of canned meat? no it's chopped meat, spam is just compacted into a form again. I'm assuming she meant chopped meat by "mince"
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