Pyro Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 When my ex husband and I first moved in together I was doing his laundry and came across tightie whities with a hershey squirt. I gave him SUCH a hard time about pooping his pants. He just though it was funny- and normal. After doing his laundry for almost 10 years I realized it was normal~ for him. :lmao: He needs to read this thread.
Citizen Erased Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 When my ex husband and I first moved in together I was doing his laundry and came across tightie whities with a hershey squirt. I gave him SUCH a hard time about pooping his pants. He just though it was funny- and normal. After doing his laundry for almost 10 years I realized it was normal~ for him. See, at the very least, don't wear white underwear. People are gross.
boldjack Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 "Skid marks", are not uncommon, but usually people outgrow them , when they reach dating age.
Pyro Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 Whitey tighties seem so childish. I stopped wearing them when I became a teenager. It would feel odd to wear them now. Boxer briefs are as close as I get to them.
boldjack Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 I quit them when I went into the Army, they issue boxers, and thats all I wear now, unless I'm commando.
Citizen Erased Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 I think you both need to prove you don't wear them...
Pyro Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 I think you both need to prove you don't wear them... I'll just board the next flight to kangaroo country buck naked. Hows that for proof?
boldjack Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 What do you want CE, short-arm inspection?
Citizen Erased Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 I'll just board the next flight to kangaroo country buck naked. Hows that for proof? Well I'm not actually certain they will let you on the flight but sure!
Pyro Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 Well I'm not actually certain they will let you on the flight but sure! I'll have a trench coat on.
boldjack Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 Just put on a red helmet and tell them you are a fireman on vacation, and you have your hose with you, that's what I do.:laugh:
Citizen Erased Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 Just put on a red helmet and tell them you are a fireman on vacation, and you have your hose with you, that's what I do.:laugh:
D-Lish Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 I'll just board the next flight to kangaroo country buck naked. Hows that for proof? I didn't allow my ex to go naked. I wanted to protect my furniture. He said when he was a little kid he **** his pants on the school bus and had so waddle home 5 blocks in a snowsuit ...bawling his eyes out:lmao:
Pyro Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 Just put on a red helmet and tell them you are a fireman on vacation, and you have your hose with you, that's what I do.:laugh: Good idea and I did do a report last year about the Austrailian fire brigade. I'll say i'm on official duty. I didn't allow my ex to go naked. I wanted to protect my furniture. He said when he was a little kid he **** his pants on the school bus and had so waddle home 5 blocks in a snowsuit ...bawling his eyes out:lmao: Smart move. Thats awesome.:lmao: Reminds me of the little brother from the Christmas story in his snowsuit.
boldjack Posted September 1, 2009 Posted September 1, 2009 D, you've got to be sh*tting me (pun intended) this is a grown man? Still cr*pping himself? Just wow.:rolleyes:
freestyle Posted September 2, 2009 Posted September 2, 2009 I soak a tea-towel in warm soapy water for 10 minutes before my shower. Then, when in the shower I gently insert half of the tea-towel into my butt, twist the end so it scrubs the inside, then violently withdraw it. This ensures you get at least 3-4 inches of pristine duodenum and you can mention that on your adultfriendfinder profile. So , Enema, Is this your way of living up to your name????????
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