loveslife Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 I worry he'll never want me back. I read this threads and it's so obvious this man has the heart of an angel and the body of a god. Is there any chance for someone like me?
Author loveslife Posted August 26, 2009 Author Posted August 26, 2009 I really like him too. Tag team? I'm not sure I could share him. But then again he might be too much man for just one woman.
CarrieT Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 Its gonna be a three-way fight! And I'm bigger than you two -- my 300-pound dimpled butt (from which he drinks his soup) will squash you to smithereens!
Author loveslife Posted August 26, 2009 Author Posted August 26, 2009 Its gonna be a three-way fight! And I'm bigger than you two -- my 300-pound dimpled butt (from which he drinks his soup) will squash you to smithereens! I think we can take you, Carrie. It's two against one. (I'm gonna pretend to be in with CE until we eliminate Carrie and then I'm gonna swoop in and claim Chip for my own.)
Hkizzle Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 I worry he'll never want me back. I read this threads and it's so obvious this man has the heart of an angel and the body of a god. Is there any chance for someone like me? There's this really funny review on Amazon that was so funny it got quite famous on the internet. http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Rhonda-Byrne/dp/1582701709/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1251253470&sr=8-1 What's interesting is how many women said "I love you" to the guy. Although they might be joking, kinda shows how important wit is.
Author loveslife Posted August 26, 2009 Author Posted August 26, 2009 I want some of that pickle cobra There's plenty of his pickle to go around. I want his heart. :love:
dreamergrl Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 There's plenty of his pickle to go around. I want his heart. :love: I want both!
Author loveslife Posted August 26, 2009 Author Posted August 26, 2009 I want both! Well Sistah, then you're in for the fight of your life!
dreamergrl Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 Well Sistah, then you're in for the fight of your life! I'll make floaties in his toilet and tell him it was you!
parrotlover Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 Chip seems to prefer single mom hoes that LOVE cheerioes and boxed wine. I think leaving presents in the toilet seems to be a total plus for him. He also needs a woman that understands the finer things in life, like his secret underwear fettish that's really not so secret.
Author loveslife Posted August 26, 2009 Author Posted August 26, 2009 I'll make floaties in his toilet and tell him it was you! Yeah? Well, you're a stinky meanie!
dreamergrl Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 Chip seems to prefer single mom hoes that LOVE cheerioes and boxed wine. I think leaving presents in the toilet seems to be a total plus for him. He also needs a woman that understands the finer things in life, like his secret underwear fettish that's really not so secret. You have him all wrong! It's CHEETOS!
Author loveslife Posted August 26, 2009 Author Posted August 26, 2009 Chip seems to prefer single mom hoes that LOVE cheerioes and boxed wine. I think leaving presents in the toilet seems to be a total plus for him. He also needs a woman that understands the finer things in life, like his secret underwear fettish that's really not so secret. I'll adopt a baby and let him wear my undies while we drink boxed wine and eat cheetos in his jizzcuzzi. I'll do ANYTHING!! Do you think it's a bad sign that he never calls?
Author loveslife Posted August 26, 2009 Author Posted August 26, 2009 You have him all wrong! It's CHEETOS! parrotlover doesn't know him like we do, DG.
New Again Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 There's this really funny review on Amazon that was so funny it got quite famous on the internet. http://www.amazon.com/Secret-Rhonda-Byrne/dp/1582701709/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1251253470&sr=8-1 What's interesting is how many women said "I love you" to the guy. Although they might be joking, kinda shows how important wit is. Yes, wit is important. Yes, Chip Windsor is entertaining and mostly funny. Not sure I'd really describe him as witty. Half the reason that review you keep posting is so funny is because the "secret" in the book is that if you ACTIVELY do things to bring about whatever it is in your life that you want, you'll get it (duh) - hence the review is a bit of a comment on being active and not reading a book about being active, etc. That's why it's witty and not just funny. Chip falls a little short, IMO, of wit.
Lizzie60 Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 I'm GP's LS wife.. so he's already mine.. na-na-na-boo-boo...
Author loveslife Posted August 26, 2009 Author Posted August 26, 2009 Yes, wit is important. Yes, Chip Windsor is entertaining and mostly funny. Not sure I'd really describe him as witty. Half the reason that review you keep posting is so funny is because the "secret" in the book is that if you ACTIVELY do things to bring about whatever it is in your life that you want, you'll get it (duh) - hence the review is a bit of a comment on being active and not reading a book about being active, etc. That's why it's witty and not just funny. Chip falls a little short, IMO, of wit. Watch what you say. K?
Hkizzle Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 Yes, wit is important. Yes, Chip Windsor is entertaining and mostly funny. Not sure I'd really describe him as witty. Half the reason that review you keep posting is so funny is because the "secret" in the book is that if you ACTIVELY do things to bring about whatever it is in your life that you want, you'll get it (duh) - hence the review is a bit of a comment on being active and not reading a book about being active, etc. That's why it's witty and not just funny. Chip falls a little short, IMO, of wit. Amazing how many copies that book sold. All an author needs to do is get a piece of crap on Oprah and they're rich.
Author loveslife Posted August 26, 2009 Author Posted August 26, 2009 I'm GP's LS wife.. so he's already mine.. na-na-na-boo-boo... I can't heaaar you, la la la la la.....
New Again Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 Watch what you say. K? Don't worry I'm not hating on your man Just be glad I'm not part of the competition
BobSacamento Posted August 26, 2009 Posted August 26, 2009 Ladies, I'm positive there is PLENTY of Mr. Windsor to go around.
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