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Last week I gave a convincing performance. I cried, pleaded, said sorry, took insults. Then I joined a gym, started volunteer work at the hospital, did some major gardening, found a new business partner and new venture, started bear hunting season and figured out that although I was a good husband, she didn't deserve me. I left upbeat messages on my answering machine and I'm making myself unavailable to her calls. Strange thing is that its helping me more than anything else. I'm actually feeling great! She on the other hand is not sounding so chipper. Sucks being her, but I told her this would happen. I can take a nap when I want to, a drink anytime, I can go to the pub and talk to strange women and not feel guilty, I can flirt with women in the drugstore. This ain't so bad, just so different after being with that nagging little ..... for 26 years. I almost want to thank her. Who knew? There actually is a silver lining on that dark cloud.

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The 180's aren't about them!

 

They're about YOU!

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