dreamergrl Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Ok... let's put aside roi and cpl...... I do want a ltr with this woman... I even cancelled my match and broke up with the other gf..... to show her I am focusing only on her and show myself, as well, lol.. Perhaps you're doing this just to get her in bed... I've never had to worry about sleeping with someone within 3-4 dates.. so obviously this is very new terrirotory...well the last ltr I had was for 3 yrs and I waited for her a while, can't remember, maybe 4-6 weeks? I know she wasn't 3-4 dates... but i had a backup back then, now I got rid of the two backups... How ever so romantic. I can't wait for a guy to get rid of his back ups for me. So, ladies? How do you know it's the right time? I am talking to the ones tha are not soo loose on here , the ones that do wait more than 3-4 dates For you... I'd be waiting till pigs fly.
Trialbyfire Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 From the perspective of ROI, the best ROI would be wanking off at home, alone. If necessary, use a blow-up doll or a warmed up cantelope.
Vet Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Is this a serious post? I have trouble believing it.
dreamergrl Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 a warmed up cantelope. No way! Tell me guys don't actually do this.
loveslife Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 How ever so romantic. I can't wait for a guy to get rid of his back ups for me. It's the moment every girl dreams about <snif snif>... I get all choked up just thinking about it.
dreamergrl Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 It's the moment every girl dreams about <snif snif>... I get all choked up just thinking about it. Want a tissue?
loveslife Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Want a tissue? I usually mark the date with a big red heart with an arrow through it on my calendar. Because that's the time I know HE'S MINE.
dreamergrl Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 I usually mark the date with a big red heart with an arrow through it on my calendar. Because that's the time I know HE'S MINE. :love: Awww what do you think you'll get for the one year mark?
Trialbyfire Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 No way! Tell me guys don't actually do this.It's an old joke on LS, about warmed up canteloupe. How much truth there is in it, I couldn't tell you! And anyways, think about the normal width of the fleshy part of a canteloupe. How short would you have to be, to enjoy this form of self-pleasuring? Anyways, it's difficult to take this thread seriously, since any real player wouldn't be asking for advice on the Interweb. He already knows his stuff and gets laid...
loveslife Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 :love: Awww what do you think you'll get for the one year mark? Maybe for the one year mark a guy like that would stop making me put out all the time and find someone on the side?
dreamergrl Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 It's an old joke on LS, about warmed up canteloupe. How much truth there is in it, I couldn't tell you! Now I feel left out And anyways, think about the normal width of the fleshy part of a canteloupe. How short would you have to be, to enjoy this form of self-pleasuring? I don't even wanna say all the things that came to mind. Anyways, it's difficult to take this thread seriously, since any real player wouldn't be asking for advice on the Interweb. He already knows his stuff and gets laid... But TBF, he wants a LTR, he even gave up his side kicks and everything! Maybe for the one year mark a guy like that would stop making me put out all the time and find someone on the side? If you're lucky :love:
loveslife Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Hey wait. She won't put out for him. Does that means he available????? :love::love::love::love:
Trialbyfire Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 But TBF, he wants a LTR, he even gave up his side kicks and everything! I remain unconvinced, due to the following: I am about to launch that b.tch! Especially since she is 35 miles away! Maybe Mystery would be a better help for guys like this.
dreamergrl Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Hey wait. She won't put out for him. Does that means he available????? :love::love::love::love: I'm not sure... he gave up everyone else for her.... he saw the light....
dreamergrl Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 I remain unconvinced, due to the following: Maybe Mystery would be a better help for guys like this. If only could have heard the sarcasm in my typing
loveslife Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Maybe we can have a crossover to your sensitive men thread dreamergrl? Is this guy even in the ballpark?
Trialbyfire Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 If only could have heard the sarcasm in my typing I caught it. Good luck alex. I hope you get laid soon.
dreamergrl Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Maybe we can have a crossover to your sensitive men thread dreamergrl? Is this guy even in the ballpark? Umm like how NOT to act sensitive?
loveslife Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Pretty much. But I guess TBF pretty much summed it up - Good luck Alex. I hope you get laid soon.
stepka Posted August 17, 2009 Posted August 17, 2009 Pretty much. But I guess TBF pretty much summed it up - Good luck Alex. I hope you get laid soon. Yeah by an orangutan. Hey haven't you guys ever heard of wanking off in a lump of bread dough? I'm a girl so haven't tried it, but know a few chefs. . .
MadDriver Posted August 18, 2009 Posted August 18, 2009 So how long have you guys waited? I am talking ADULTS, mid 30's, not teenagers ... You're getting played. Are you in the mid 30's as well?
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