Vet Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 We got to the restaurant, sat down to eat, and realized we had nothing in common and nothing to talk about, but still had to endure an hour together. (men don't get interesting bad first date stories)
Citizen Drawn Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Never had a bad experience, I have super accurate idiot filters.
BCCA Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Oh I have a good one... I met a girl online. I was actually hesitant, simply because I had trouble getting girls to respond at all, and she actually emailed me first, which was really different. So, we talk over IM for a bit, and she wants to hang out, so we kind of make lose plans for the next day. She calles me in the AM, and says shes sick, blah blah blah...Im like no worries, we can figure something out another time. She then tells me she wants me to come to her house and take care of her...Im kind of not sure if shes kidding, so I kind of try and play it off, but she is dead serious. I told her meeting for the first time when she is sick is probably a bad call all around. She disagrees, and is honestly shocked Im not going to rush over to take care of a sick girl Ive never met, but eventually lets it go (I did get two more texts hinting that I should still come over, but I ignored them). At this point, Im not really interested in anything with this girl but meeting up for coffee, somewhere in public. She seems kind of strange, but I cant put my finger on what exactly the deal is. So I go ahead with it, almost purely out of curiuosity. We live about 40 minutes away from eachother, which I didnt know until we were going to meet up. Her profile said she lived in the same city, but whatever, maybe she just meant to general area. So, as were figuring out where to meet, she is all but insistent on me coming almost right to where she is, no meeting in the middle. Fine, Im a guy, whatever...a couple hours of my life wasted wont kill me, and who knows, right? So we meet up, and litterally, within the first 5-6 minutes she tells me she wants to be married and pregnant within 6 months. I told her that was unrealistic, and thats not even enough time to fall in love. Bare in mind, Im not interested at all at this point, but this was highly entertaining. She then tells me that love is not neccesary, and you can just fall into it later. As I begin to make it more obvious that Im not into her at all, and certainly would never marry her, let alone do that and impregnate her in 6 months. She then tells me that she will do anything sexually I want right now if I'll sign a peice of paper saying I'll marry her. She offers head, sex every day, anything I could ask for. I told her this was really weirding me out, and Im going to leave. A few days later, she sends me a text that says shes a born again virgin, and wont sleep with me unless we are married. Again, never so much as touched her at all, so Im like wtf. I just texted back, 'what are you even talking about? not interested'. She sends a text immediately after saying, 'what do you think about dating?' LMAO I was so weirded out, I actually wondered if she would stalk me lol
Jimmy's_Brother Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 BCCA, you screwed up royally. You should have married this girl. j/k...
WineCountry Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 BCCA, you screwed up royally. You should have married this girl. I totally agree with this. He could have gotten head every day of the week in between her birthing babies. Some men just dont know a great catch when they see one. Sigh....let's hope he doesnt pass up another excellent catch next time.
Jimmy's_Brother Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 It sounded good until the marriage part.
Pyro Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 I don't have a story of my own but I was on a double date, which the other couple was actually a blind date. The other guy met us at the bar and he was gone maybe 7-8 minutes later.
Palmer253 Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Can't say I've ever had an awful first date. The worst was after I took this girl to dinner then went out and played pool we went back to her place. What I found was a nasty 1 bedroom apartment with 4 cats and a big ass dog. Animal sh*t everywhere, garbage, 3 twin mattresses in the living room where her friends would sleep. It was too bad to cause she was kind of hot and we actually got along before that.
Author dreamergrl Posted August 11, 2009 Author Posted August 11, 2009 I'm torn between the begger, the crier, and batman.
Palmer253 Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Palmer' date=' you're a hottie![/quote'] Haha, I still laugh everytime I look at those crazy eyes.
BCCA Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 BCCA, you screwed up royally. You should have married this girl. I totally agree with this. He could have gotten head every day of the week in between her birthing babies. Some men just dont know a great catch when they see one. Sigh....let's hope he doesnt pass up another excellent catch next time. I think I said 'wtf' to myself about 5000 times on the drive home. I dont embarass or get weirded out very easily, and she certainly creeped me out. I kept asking her, 'what do you think my signature on a piece of paper is going to do for you in court?' If I was a jerk, I could have taken her for a ride, gotten what I wanted, and 'changed my mind', but alas - thats not me, and she was one of the creepiest people ive ever met anyway lol
Jimmy's_Brother Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 BCCA, we were just teasing you. She sounds like a total whackjob.
WineCountry Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 BCCA' date=' we were just teasing you. She sounds like a total [b']whackjob[/b]. Tsk tsk... now dont you pay Jimmy no mind BCCA. He can be a bit harsh at times. He's got some nerve calling that poor pyschotic freak a whackjob.
Jimmy's_Brother Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Sorry, that was quite rude of me. I meant, "Poor psychotic freak." There.
Author dreamergrl Posted August 11, 2009 Author Posted August 11, 2009 For a second I thought Mr. Nut Job of the day was back... quit scaring me.
WineCountry Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 Sorry, that was quite rude of me. I meant, "Poor psychotic freak." There. MUCH, much better! Now you sound like someone who has had a good upbringing! Very good!
Jimmy's_Brother Posted August 11, 2009 Posted August 11, 2009 For a second I thought Mr. Nut Job of the day was back... quit scaring me. You mean Thomas X / Thomas Forever / DSMIVTom? I'm sure he'll be back to bless the world with his wisdom and professional modeling tips.
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