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They can be such little hussies falshing their tails and stuff! Running all around town and right infront of cars making my man slam on his breaks and stare. :bunny:

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Do you mean squirrels?

 

If so, I bet they think they're tasty. Cause they are - tasty.

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I saw a green one the other day

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Green? What a tramp! ;)

 

Do you mean squirrels?

 

If so, I bet they think they're tasty. Cause they are - tasty.

 

Woops yeah..that.

 

Tasty??? :eek:

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Green? What a tramp! ;)

 

 

 

Woops yeah..that.

 

Tasty??? :eek:

 

5 squirrel to a crockpot, generous with the gravy and some buttermilk biscuits! I'm so not kidding.

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I saw a green one the other day

How drunk were you? And why didn't you call me? :D

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Cajun squirrel... mmmm...

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What do they taste like?

 

(as if this wasn't the easiest set-up line in history...:rolleyes:)

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How drunk were you? And why didn't you call me? :D

 

I Gwear to Sod I Dasn't Wrunk

 

Cajun squirrel... mmmm...

 

Where's the pukey icon when I need it!

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Can't eat squirrel. Things look just like rats when they're dressed out.

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What do they taste like?

 

(as if this wasn't the easiest set-up line in history...:rolleyes:)

 

Similar to game bird but the texture is more like red meat.

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Can't eat squirrel. Things look just like rats when they're dressed out.

 

I haven't tried it; if it smelled good cooking, I would eat it.

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Similar to game bird but the texture is more like red meat.

 

I was about to say like duck, but a bit meatier

 

Fresher too if you snare them in the back yard

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I was about to say like duck, but a bit meatier

 

Fresher too if you snare them in the back yard

 

No need to worry about "organic" standards or hormone treatments......

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No need to worry about "organic" standards or hormone treatments......

 

Yep and the little critters get to run around free range rather than being cooped up - I wouldn't be surprised if squirrel numbers go down during all this economic turmoil, you can get good money selling them fresh to restaurants.

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Similar to game bird but the texture is more like red meat.

 

Someone has been readin the Ted Nugent cookbook.

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Someone has been readin the Ted Nugent cookbook.

 

Never read it, but I'll bet there is a few good recipes. Even maybe for rat?

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Tasty??? :eek:

 

5 squirrel to a crockpot, generous with the gravy and some buttermilk biscuits! I'm so not kidding.

Yeah, in the older editions of the Joy of Cooking (say more than 15 or 20 years ago) they alwasy had a section on how to skin a squirrel for cooking.

 

What do they taste like?

 

(as if this wasn't the easiest set-up line in history...:rolleyes:)

Correct answer: Tastes like chicken!!!!!

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This brings back memories of my old boss from high school and early college that use to actually skin deer that her husband had gone out and killed. What a woman. Now that is love.

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My mother feeds the squirrels. They come right up to her and take peanuts out of her hand..........

 

They go to her back door and stick their little paws under the screen door and pull on it so my mom will hear them and come out and feed them.

 

Once, when my mom was sitting on the front porch, one jumped up in her lap and ate the peanut while sitting there. All this is the honest truth.

 

And y'all are talking about eating them with biscuits and gravy??

 

 

 

Any fool knows that you need mashed potatoes with that gravy, not biscuits.

 

Are you people savages or what??

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Never read it, but I'll bet there is a few good recipes. Even maybe for rat?

 

I heard a good chef cooked a NYC rat for a radio show. It was well spiced, and people went back for seconds.

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I cant stand those noisy, self obsessed, tail flashing, 'oh look at me' squirrels....

 

There are other animals out there ;)

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Are you people savages or what??

 

I'm savagely delicious.

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Any fool knows that you need mashed potatoes with that gravy, not biscuits.

Are you people savages or what??

 

it's TATERS and gravy, not POTATOES with gravy!

 

ditch the biscuits and taters, though – cornbread and chicken, baby! Now THAT'S living!

 

*note to self: cornbread and pintos for dinner tonight*

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Any fool knows that you need mashed potatoes with that gravy, not biscuits.

Are you people savages or what??

 

it's TATERS and gravy, not POTATOES with gravy!

 

ditch the biscuits and taters, though – cornbread and chicken, baby! Now THAT'S living!

 

*note to self: cornbread and pintos for dinner tonight*

 

Thank you fellow Texan! I'm coming over for dinner.

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