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My Ideal Height, Hair Color, Race and Pickle in a man


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My e-pickle is thiiiissss long! :laugh:

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

I've got a pickle on my mind.....

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Brown-eyed...seriously? If the posts bother you so much, hit the ignore button. It won't block you seeing that a post was made by said ignored person, but it'll block the content - which is what seems to bother you so much.

 

"Nasty pickles?" When did penises become a "nasty" thing? :confused: I'm truly sad if you think penises are nasty. :(

 

Feel the pain I've been going through... since Sunday. Where's the love? They're just pickles!

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It doesn't really help me that I stuck her on my ignore list if you people keep quoting her. I can see the quotes and they're aggravating my glaucoma...

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It doesn't really help me that I stuck her on my ignore list if you people keep quoting her. I can see the quotes and they're aggravating my glaucoma...

 

I know how you feel. :lmao: I have two posters on ignore yet I could still see their irritating posts when someone else quoted them. I sympathise!

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Sooo... does anyone have a clue what constitutes large, average, or small pickle?

 

Just curious :o

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Sooo... does anyone have a clue what constitutes large, average, or small pickle?

 

Just curious :o

 

>8" = Look out! It's Godzilla! Save the children!!

8" = huge

7" = large

6" = average

5" = small

4" = tiny

<4" = Have you checked with a doctor to make sure it's not actually a clitoris?

 

The vast majority of guys will have pickles between 5 and 7 inches. It's a bell curve. So if you find a true 8-incher, hold onto him for dear life. I couldn't because he'd tear me to shreds. :laugh:

 

They SAY "average" is 4 inches, but that must have been as reported by the guy with the thumb-sized pickle. :p

 

Yeah, that's in Japan.

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what happened to height, hair color and race? Its all about the pickles....lol

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<4" = Have you checked with a doctor to make sure it's not actually a clitoris?

:lmao::lmao::lmao: mahahahahaha

 

So if you find a true 8-incher, hold onto him for dear life. I couldn't because he'd tear me to shreds. :laugh:

Yeah, ouch. Length is definitely NOT all that matters. That **** hurts.

what happened to height, hair color and race? Its all about the pickles....lol

Yes...dirty, dirty pickles. Penises are all that matters. Or didn't you know that? LOL

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I'm happy that my man's pickle is the same colour tone as his skin!

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Why is it that everyone else can 'pickle' around, but not poor dreamer without getting a bunch of bs flack

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Why is it that everyone else can 'pickle' around, but not poor dreamer without getting a bunch of bs flack

 

It has a personal thing against you, hun. I wouldn't worry about it ;).

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It has a personal thing against you, hun. I wouldn't worry about it ;).

 

IT :lmao::lmao:

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Why is it that everyone else can 'pickle' around, but not poor dreamer without getting a bunch of bs flack

Because you are a dirty, dirty girl. :laugh: Must try acting more innocent.

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Because you are a dirty, dirty girl. :laugh: Must try acting more innocent.

 

I can't act :lmao:

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Whatever the man I am in love with is.

 

How about just encourage each other to be open-minded, to look beyond a "type" that they believe that have to be involved with for love to happen?

 

Hallelujah sister!

 

Well said. The forum sunk to a new low today on the giggling vacuous girly front.

 

It really did. I'm all for having fun and joking around, but LS really shouldn't be a place to create even more insecurities.

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LS really shouldn't be a place to create even more insecurities.

 

But my breasts are bigger than your breasts!

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But my breasts are bigger than your breasts!

 

Actually, they're probably not! :lmao:

 

I swear, I feel like I left and returned to the forums at Playboy.com or something... :rolleyes:

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Yeah, I normally look at porn from time to time. Maybe that's why I say I'll leave, but I keep coming back for it here. That is all the topics have been related to. Penis size, porn, breasts etc. You know I find it interesting, how there is a section specifically called Sexual And Reproductive Health and Practices. "This three-letter word isn't taboo here! Ask questions and give answers".

 

Dating does involve sex, but there was no need to bring up all that stuff about penis and breast size and go on and on for days about it. Did it not occur to them, it could in fact bother others? I don't get how that is not called out for but other things are. If someone speaks their mind, and says it is offensive to them or that its aggravating, you end up being punished for it. Makes a lot of sense. :)

 

God Almighty, when are you going to just shut up about this whole thing?! You've been going at this obnoxious rant for DAYS now! Don't you have a life? Why don't you think of something else, like, I dunno, astronomy?

 

You didn't get banned for posting your opinions, you got banned for being an obnoxious troll. If you had any other thoughts than "OMG they're talking about sex again, how inappropriate/childish/whatever" and didn't post about that OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, then maybe you wouldn't be getting banned! So just... get over it! Geez!

 

You are not an owner, moderator, or even supporting member of Loveshack, so stop trying to play moral police. :mad:

 

You must be the most boring and obnoxious person alive.

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God Almighty, when are you going to just shut up about this whole thing?! You've been going at this obnoxious rant for DAYS now! Don't you have a life? Why don't you think of something else, like, I dunno, astronomy?

 

You didn't get banned for posting your opinions, you got banned for being an obnoxious troll. If you had any other thoughts than "OMG they're talking about sex again, how inappropriate/childish/whatever" and didn't post about that OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, then maybe you wouldn't be getting banned! So just... get over it! Geez!

 

You are not an owner, moderator, or even supporting member of Loveshack, so stop trying to play moral police. :mad:

 

You must be the most boring and obnoxious person alive.

 

:lmao::lmao:

 

I couldn't have said it any better! You're spot on, HZ :love:.

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To begin with, If a certain someone had not started the famous pickle/breast threads, none of this would have happened in the first place.

 

The pickle thread has been posted before - even way before I was a member here. No one made such a freaking huge deal about it as much as you have!

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Rant rant rant, blah blah blah... ignored

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Rant rant rant, blah blah blah... ignored

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

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Histrionic Personality Disorders and Borderline Personality Disorders run amuck.

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