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My Ideal Height, Hair Color, Race and Pickle in a man


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LOL. Why do people do that? It's so silly. But it's alright - her angry posts are entertaining. I guess when I tire of her superiority complex, I'll hit the button. But she hasn't directly insulted me, so I'm okay. LOL But that is pretty funny - changed her name because everybody keeps mocking it. Heehee.

 

It's like those who make up extra names to enforce their opinion when no one agrees with them.....

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It's like those who make up extra names to enforce their opinion when no one agrees with them.....

 

So. How 'bout them Broncos.

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So. How 'bout them Broncos.

 

Not sure... guess I'll have to start following up on that lol

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Staying on topic here...

 

I'll say:

 

5'10" plus (a hope, not a requirement)

pasty white

hopefully over 5".

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And to also stay on topic, I'm happy with the pickle who calls himself mine. ;)

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It's like those who make up extra names to enforce their opinion when no one agrees with them.....

 

I'm just curious, why you assume people make up "extra" names, because someone doesn't agree with them? That's lame...sounds like you can't accept others do have the same opinion out there.

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And to also stay on topic, I'm happy with the pickle who calls himself mine. ;)

 

Lucky :love::love::love::love::love::love:

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Lucky :love::love::love::love::love::love:

:o Thanks.

 

I don't need a lot of pickles, just the one pickle who only loves my jar. :love::bunny:;)

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:o Thanks.

 

I don't need a lot of pickles, just the one pickle who only loves my jar. :love::bunny:;)

 

I am so envious!

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I am so envious!
You have how many dating opportunities right now, young lady? :love:

 

It won't be long before you're doing the horizontal mambo with your own pickle. You're another one I have a personal bet with myself on, when this will happen and no, I'm not telling when! :laugh:

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I am so envious!

 

Me tooo!

My last pickle liked to go jar hopping a little too much for my liking!

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Me tooo!

My last pickle liked to go jar hopping a little too much for my liking!

 

Yikes! I had a pickle like that before. Needless to say, I was worried that it was going to be sour pickle so I got rid of it!

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Yikes! I had a pickle like that before. Needless to say, I was worried that it was going to be sour pickle so I got rid of it!

 

I know!! That's why I made that little pickle wear a ziplock baggie:lmao:

 

A very small ziplock baggie!

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Me tooo!

My last pickle liked to go jar hopping a little too much for my liking!

I used to have a pickle like that. When I found out he was jar hopping, I stuck a fork in him, then punted him to the middle of the superhighway. After the divorce truck hit him, he was a little deflated but finally managed to drag himself off the highway.

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:lmao::lmao::lmao: Jar-hopping! ROFLMFAO
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I know!! That's why I made that little pickle wear a ziplock baggie:lmao:

 

A very small ziplock baggie!

 

 

:lmao::lmao::lmao: My first pickle needed a very small ziplock, but it still wasn't small enough...

 

I used to have a pickle like that. When I found out he was jar hopping, I stuck a fork in him, then punted him to the middle of the superhighway. After the divorce truck hit him, he was a little deflated but finally managed to drag himself off the highway.

 

I wonder what a ran over pickle would look like.....

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I know!! That's why I made that little pickle wear a ziplock baggie:lmao:

 

A very small ziplock baggie!

 

I used to have a pickle like that. When I found out he was jar hopping, I stuck a fork in him, then punted him to the middle of the superhighway. After the divorce truck hit him, he was a little deflated but finally managed to drag himself off the highway.

:lmao::lmao::lmao:OMG... I really am laughing so hard I'm crying. You guys are such a hoot. pickle...hahahahaha...ziplock....hahahahaha.... fork.... HAHAHAHA

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:lmao::lmao::lmao:OMG... I really am laughing so hard I'm crying. You guys are such a hoot. pickle...hahahahaha...ziplock....hahahahaha.... fork.... HAHAHAHA

 

Cripes, it wasn't that funny. :eek:

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Cripes, it wasn't that funny. :eek:

LOL - I thought it was. :) Kinda cute, really.

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I used to have a pickle like that. When I found out he was jar hopping, I stuck a fork in him, then punted him to the middle of the superhighway. After the divorce truck hit him, he was a little deflated but finally managed to drag himself off the highway.

 

I pelted my ex pickle with pots and pans and locked him in the basement when I found out he had a baby bic on the way with a watermelon. He is now a miserable pickle with a dent in his forehead.

 

Why any pickle would jump on a watermelon when he had a faithful, slender green bean waiting at home for him is beyond me!:lmao:

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I pelted my ex pickle with pots and pans and locked him in the basement when I found out he had a baby bic on the way with a watermelon. He is now a miserable pickle with a dent in his forehead.

 

Why any pickle would jump on a watermelon when he had a faithful, slender green bean waiting at home for him is beyond me!:lmao:

 

:eek: It was you! I was thinking of that only the other day, trying to remember which poster it was that locked their cheating pickle rat in the basement and threw pans his way. :laugh:

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I pelted my ex pickle with pots and pans and locked him in the basement when I found out he had a baby bic on the way with a watermelon. He is now a miserable pickle with a dent in his forehead.

 

Why any pickle would jump on a watermelon when he had a faithful, slender green bean waiting at home for him is beyond me!:lmao:

You should have turned him into a jar full of yum-yums! :mad:
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:eek: It was you! I was thinking of that only the other day, trying to remember which poster it was that locked their cheating pickle rat in the basement and threw pans his way. :laugh:

 

I had a young pickle once... remember, he was from the convenience store, turned out he liked to reuse his pickle jars, time and time again.

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:eek: It was you! I was thinking of that only the other day, trying to remember which poster it was that locked their cheating pickle rat in the basement and threw pans his way. :laugh:

 

Oh yeah, that was me!!! Pots, pans, shoes- I went psycho on his pickle ass! I left him down there for hours! He was sobbing:lmao:

 

You should have turned him into a jar full of yum-yums! :mad:

 

:lmao::lmao:

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I had a young pickle once... remember, he was from the convenience store, turned out he liked to reuse his pickle jars, time and time again.

 

Speaking of this nasty pickle.. he called my house phone back in Wisconsin.. turns out his pickle didn't do so well in Iowa. He had to come home to mommy. I wrote his lame pickled ass and told him not to bother my parents anymore calling the house phone. He told me his pickle was just looking for a jar.. and not to be so gay towards him. I told him his pickle didn't stand a chance with my jar, and blocked him. :cool:

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