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My Ideal Height, Hair Color, Race and Pickle in a man


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I'm sorry, isn't there a point to the OP's post here? I don't think they are exactly agreeing with some of the others ridiculous behavior and beliefs.

 

Ah, yes. We should all have the exact same behavior and beliefs. I forgot.

 

Myself, I enjoy an average to large pickle. Too large is - well - just too large. HOWEVER, I knew a guy who had a pickle the size of my thumb. The ONLY one he was going to satisfy with that was himself. Some other *superior* (:rolleyes:) woman may be able to overlook a thumb sized pickle. Sorry. Just couldn't do it. :laugh:

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Ah, yes. We should all have the exact same behavior and beliefs. I forgot.

 

Myself, I enjoy an average to large pickle. Too large is - well - just too large. HOWEVER, I knew a guy who had a pickle the size of my thumb. The ONLY one he was going to satisfy with that was himself. Some other *superior* (:rolleyes:) woman may be able to overlook a thumb sized pickle. Sorry. Just couldn't do it. :laugh:

 

Thumb sized :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: Is that even possible?

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Thumb sized :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: Is that even possible?

 

Yes. It is.

Posted
Well I'm sorry you felt you were personally attacked. You weren't one of the ones that came to mind when I was referencing that topic. Sorry for offending you.

 

I don't think my grammar is too bad, though. I do need to perfect it. I'd like to, at least.. but I don't think it's bad.

 

Yeah it's not too bad. Totally random. I noticed you don't make the typical grammar mistakes most people make.

 

Sorry for picking on you ;)

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*walks into this thread, senses the tension and walks back out again*

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Thumb sized :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: Is that even possible?

 

And fully erect, at that. Poor guy. :(

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Well I'm sorry you felt you were personally attacked. You weren't one of the ones that came to mind when I was referencing that topic. Sorry for offending you.

 

I don't think my grammar is too bad, though. I do need to perfect it. I'd like to, at least.. but I don't think it's bad.

 

As someone mentioned, you shouldn't call anyone on here a slut for that matter. It's degrading, especially when you don't know them to know they actually are.

 

I don't lash out unless I'm lashed at. It's as simple as that. Have a nice day :)

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And fully erect, at that. Poor guy. :(

 

Yikes. I'm gazing at my thumb as I type...

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And fully erect, at that. Poor guy. :(

 

Great, now you did it. A&D is going to be back to berate you for making fun of thumbdicks.

 

And Jersey'll be on shortly thereafter to jerk me around for looking at your avatar's mouth.

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Great, now you did it. A&D is going to be back to berate you for making fun of thumbdicks.

 

And Jersey'll be on shortly thereafter to jerk me around for looking at your avatar's mouth.

 

I can take the heat. Can you? I'm thinking yes. :cool:

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Great, now you did it. A&D is going to be back to berate you for making fun of thumbdicks.

 

And Jersey'll be on shortly thereafter to jerk me around for looking at your avatar's mouth.

 

DSM will tell us we are ALL sluts.

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For anyone who didn't see my post -- that DSM is using my pictures and saying he's me. He is NOT me. He took my pic and is using it as an avatar.

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For anyone who didn't see my post -- that DSM is using my pictures and saying he's me. He is NOT me. He took my pic and is using it as an avatar.

 

I don't buy it for a second. You're HIM and you're stirring up trouble.

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By the way, the user of Thomas, the psych major and Calvin Klein model, has several accounts and they're all labeled some variation of DSM, Thomas X, DSMIV Tom, etc.

 

You're not fooling anyone.

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There are only three accounts I've ever went by.

 

 

DSM-IV Thomas (about 8 months ago)

 

Thomas X Forever

 

and ThomasX Forever.

 

Any other accont you're talking about, is one im targeting.

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Why in the name of God would you open several accounts, unless you knew you were behaving badly and got kicked off / wanted to arrive "anew"?

 

Whoever you are, you insult a lot of people here and it's pretty disgusting.

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Whatever the man I am in love with is.

 

I don't understand the comparisons, the "has to's", the musts. I love and appreciate my BF for him - not for his height, not for the width of his penis, not for the fact that his hair is tawny blonde. I loved my XH for himself - not for his height, not for his dick.

 

Penises are beautiful things, whether they are circumcized or not, long or short, thick or thin, heavy testicles or small ones. And I really can't imagine how a man who has less than perfect security in himself must feel with his perfectly average cock when he reads crap like "Oh size DOES matter". BS. Care and attention and thoughtfulness matter in bed - not having John Holmes there with you. A great lover doesn't pay attention to his own size - he pays attention to his lover. I don't measure a man's penis to find out whether or not he will satisfy me in bed - I measure his devotion, his willingness to find out what turns me on, his kisses.

 

And as for me? My breasts are perfect for whoever the lucky man is who gets to touch and see them. They fed my son gloriously, they fill out my bathing suit in a suitable manner, they feel wonderful when they are stroked or kissed. Their size doesn't really matter, and I am thankful that I have never been around a man crass enough to point out any "inadequacies" that my breasts might have.

 

The world is crazy enough without encouraging small breasted women to get augmentation in order to make a man want her, or to have men invest in penis pumps or creams or pills to make his penis larger; lord knows I get enough male enhancement emails as it is. How about just encourage each other to be open-minded, to look beyond a "type" that they believe that have to be involved with for love to happen?

 

Damn PMS.....I am going to bed....good night. I feel like I am at the Penthouse Forums.....

 

Damn, PMS girl, a woman's got to have standards even if she does slightly deviate from them once in a while. Otherwise we'd all be dating people with Harlequin Ichthyosis: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin_type_ichthyosis

 

My usual ideal as per your thread title: 6'3" and slim, no hair color preference but long and wavy, caucasian (though not opposed to any particular race as long as he's hot and compatible) and a nice 6.75-inch weenie.

Posted
Who the hell wants to be depressed and blah all the time. Geeze man.

You mean depressed and....uh...alone?

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You mean depressed and....uh...alone?

 

FYI ... for your ignoring pleasure... browneyedgirl is Aloneanddepressed

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Thumb sized :lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: Is that even possible?

 

Yes. It is.

Would like to add to the camp of: Yes, it is.

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FYI ... for your ignoring pleasure... browneyedgirl is Aloneanddepressed

LOL. Why do people do that? It's so silly. But it's alright - her angry posts are entertaining. I guess when I tire of her superiority complex, I'll hit the button. But she hasn't directly insulted me, so I'm okay. LOL But that is pretty funny - changed her name because everybody keeps mocking it. Heehee.

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I am sorry that several of you girls ended up with inch-men.

 

Many of us out there, though, are well-stocked and fully capable of satisfying...

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I am sorry that several of you girls ended up with inch-men.

 

Many of us out there, though, are well-stocked and fully capable of satisfying...

:laugh::laugh: All the more reason to get back in the saddle, right? LMAO

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FYI ... for your ignoring pleasure... browneyedgirl is Aloneanddepressed

 

Well aren't you nice. Thank you for informing her of my new presence.

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LOL. Why do people do that? It's so silly. But it's alright - her angry posts are entertaining. I guess when I tire of her superiority complex, I'll hit the button. But she hasn't directly insulted me, so I'm okay. LOL But that is pretty funny - changed her name because everybody keeps mocking it. Heehee.

 

 

Its so funny. My post are not all about being angry. I sit behind the computer and I laugh half the time. I know my comebacks are great, and if I don't like something, like an unintelligent slut(not meaning you Soul), Ill tell you. I just came out of breakup, and yes I haven't been extremely relaxed and all, but come on, if someone is a snippy person, I'm not going to sit here and let it go. Also, I didn't just change it because everyone was mocking it. I didn't like the name either. When I first got my account, I never planned to stay here. I wanted opinions on my breakup issue. :)

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